I’m so disappointed about this book. A lesbian time travel polyam story with ANNE BOLEYN? I couldn’t say yes to this fast enough! With a premise like that, how could it be bad?
Well, dear reader, I have some news for you.
For starters, Helen and Yalia are just not great characters. The story opens up with Helen actively cheating on Yalia, who then tries to excuse it with because they had a threesome before? Helen is frustrated with their marriage because Yalia is an ex-cop who accidentally killed a kid a few years ago, and used to want kids, but because of this traumatic event, doesn’t want to now. Understandably. But instead of supporting Yalia, Helen is so mad that Yalia doesn’t want kids anymore that she cheats on her.
Along comes some wibbly wobbly timey-wimey-ness—THAT ISNT REALLY EVER EXPLAINED, MIND YOU—and Helen and Yalia inherit (yes, inherit) none other than Anne herself as she is in modern times, being saved moments before “heads will roll” by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs plays. And, WOW! Within the span of about a day, they’re ALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.
AND THEN!!!! Because of this new found love that saves their marriage—WHICH ISNT HOW POLYAM WORKS—Yalia decides she wants a kid now and is no longer traumatized!
I’m so mad about this book.
OH AND DID I MENTION BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS IT TOO? And is (SURPRISE!!!) a bad guy?
Honestly, this book had some truly endearing moments. Like Anne getting a job at Starbucks??? Could you IMAGINE? If it would have stayed in the comedic/campy lane, I truly would have enjoyed this so much more.
Don’t read this. I started this review at a 2* BUT IM SO MAD IM TAKING THAT SECOND STAR AWAY. 😤