1.5
Review of Overall Book
Friends, this cover is designed to appeal to cat enthusiasts, but if you’re looking for whimsy, healing, or uplifting, you will not find it here. This is a short story anthology about super annoying, whining, and sometimes cruel humans. The cats aren’t the focal point and the whole book has a strong depressing undercurrent. I was kind of appalled by this, to be honest.
The “blanket” part of blanket cats is never really explained. They have little blankets that stay with them on assignments for similar reasons that puppies have blankies that smell of their litter with them when they go to their forever homes but it feels more like a gimmick than anything of consequence in the book. Why call them blanket cats unless the blanket part is somehow important?
Characters are all objectively awful. Barring the two MCs in The Cat No-One Liked, they’re all mean or cruel to the cats and unfit to be pet guardians in any capacity which makes for upsetting reading. There’s very little growth or development in the human characters which compounded my frustration.
The stories are boring: people whining about mostly self-inflicted problems largely revolving around jobs or relationships. The writing is mechanical and lacks heart. The sense of place was largely MIA.
I really noticed Britishisms in this book: car park, “pop” out, letterbox, peckish, [what do you/I] reckon, cheeky, satnav, banknotes, motorway, number plate, housing estate, letting (for rental), rubbish (trash, garbage), “Oi.”, lad, “trying it on” (a sexual harassment), crisps (potato chips), junction, “doing a runner”, and schlep (which may not be British but felt strange in the context of this book). I struggle with all of this in translations because I like to immerse myself in the culture and place of the story, not be wrenched to England periodically through jarring Britishisms. It makes me question the accuracy and authenticity of the translation too.
So yeah, I really didn’t like this. Japanese cat healing cat fiction has captured the hearts of many English-speaking readers but that doesn’t mean that all are equal. I’d strongly recommend passing on this one, especially if you love cats or are looking for healing fiction.
Individual Story Reviews: May Contain Spoilers
Individually star rated and emoji rated!
(😾 = made me angry | 😿 = depressing | 😸 = not bad)
The Cat Who Sneezed: 1/5 😾
Cali gets five stars but I hated this story and these characters.
Shouldn't a sneezing cat go to the vet?! She could have a respiratory infection! UGH.
Imagine changing a calico’s name from “Cali” to “Anne”. These humans are boring! The man is passive aggressive with toxic masculinity (refusing to be happy about the cat and linking ability to reproduce to “manliness”) and the wife is also passive aggressive with an entitled/selfish streak (detailed below). There was far too much whining, mopey, and obsessing about kids and not enough cat.
I didn’t love the ghostly-existence-because-we-don’t-have-kids vibe and the wretched emptiness, bleak future depressive energy. It’s possible to be happy, fulfilled, and lively without kids. There’s also a gross commentary that marriages without kids aren’t valid “we’ll never be connected by blood”. Then, the wife seems to unilaterally nullify the marriage and move into her own room, separate their finances, demand they only call each other by their first names, and sets out a bunch of co-habitation “rules”?! This is extreme, ridiculous, and emotionally abusive. Instead of punishing the guy for being infertile, if you’re that pedantic about it, just divorce?!
They’re also clueless about cat care: letting Cali run off in the park because the wife is obsessed with (marital) “freedom” and projects this into a cat, then the wife loses her shit when the cat catches a mouse and starts obsessing about how “dirty” Cali is (fleas, bacteria, FUR). Like I’m sorry, are you new here? What the heck did you expect?! These people have no business being pet guardians at all. They don’t need a cat, they need a therapist. This was a surprisingly infuriating read with unlikeable characters and an unsatisfactory conclusion.
The Cat in the Passenger Seat: 1/5 😿
The page and a half we spend listening to superstition about name strokes was… a choice. Most of the travelling sequence was basically an advertisement for Mercedes. Some of the word choices are making the woman seem a big unhinged: why’s she “giggling” as she’s asking a cat if they’d been abused? She keeps laughing at nothing and waffling on about complete nonsense to this poor elderly cat. The woman is obsessed with luck, men, and a job she stole money from and it’s just so boring. She’s got a victim mentality that’s exhausting and how cruel is it to take a rented cat along to kill yourself? How will the elderly cat get home? Is he supposed to die too? Ugh. The supernatural element to this one was cool but not enough to save it. Again, it didn’t end so much as stop.
The Cat with No Tail: 1/5 😾
The father is a nightmare! He’s so rude, entitled, aggressive, and violent. This obviously isn’t a safe situation for the cat yet the owner just… lets them take a cat. The father is raging like the whole car ride threatening everyone under the sun with violence. The kid, a burgeoning bully, projecting the father’s violent personality onto the cat was kinda gross. The kid naming the cat after himself was plain confusing. The dialogue between the kids discussing whether to bully the other kid was absurd; surely kids don’t debate whether to bully another kid and reach some sort of official agreement about it?! The dad lecturing the kid on bullying was hard to stomach. Then he switches gears to defending the horrible kid saying he couldn’t possibly be the ringleader. The mental gymnastics! I think I mentally checked out of this when the kid was projecting the father onto the cat and starting to physically hurt the cat as a result. Then the father hurts the cat. I just can’t with these horrible people… At least the cat got back home where he’s safe.
The Cat Who Knew How to Pretend: 1/5 😿
These folks want to rent a cat to trick their elderly Grandma into thinking their family pet was still alive. What is this book, the terrible people olympics? They’re making huge bones about how this is Grandma’s last visit but can’t be bothered to take time away from jobs to see her. There’s also a really weird vibe with the kid not admitting they’d broken up with a boyfriend and forcing him into this charade too.
These folks are quite cruel toward Grandma and the use of “senile” feels derogatory and reductive. The whole toxic family ethos here is depressing. So is the creepy transactional “relationship” between the granddaughter and the boyfriend.
There’s a continuity issue here, it seems too. In all the other stories, we’re told the cats must not eat anything except their prescribed food yet this one is being egged on to eat human food?
The Cat No-One Liked: 3/5 😺
Slumlord rents cat to suss out tenants who are keeping pets. Did this cat consent to being a NARC?!
I liked the storyline with this one. Etsuko’s idea is quite smart. The MMC annoyed me with his constant whining but Etsuko was likeable! Even the slumlord had some redemption.
The Cat Who Went on a Journey: 4/5 😺
This one is from the cat’s perspective which was interesting as I’d been grappling with the ethics of renting living creatures out for temporary human enjoyment. While it was nice to have Tabby’s perspective, it highlighted another horrible human who has no business having guardianship of a cat. This story, similar to the first, had “the only legitimate children are ones with my blood” rhetoric too. This gets extra points for being most about the cat and introducing a more interesting narrative perspective than we’ve had so far. It also stands on its own merits as a story with a conclusion and everything.
The Cat Their Dreams Were Made Of: 1/5 😾
Another whining job-centric MMC. Job culture in Japan is soul destroying and unreasonable and made for grim reading. His kids are frustratingly dense too: THREE PAGES forcing them to guess what was in a cat carrier and these elementary school age characters can’t figure it out. The adults make such boneheaded decisions: why not call your mortgage provider and ask what your options are rather than selling your house at 50% less than you paid for it? They can’t pay a mortgage but think they’ll manage rent? Why are they moving so hastily with this sale when they haven’t thought anything through? The obnoxious kids compound the frustration further. The kid throwing away the cat’s blanket was just too much. It’s hard to summon sympathy for such unsympathetic characters.
I was privileged to have my request to read this book accepted through NetGalley. Thank you, Quercus Books.