The Zombie's Way - Words of Wisdom for the Recently Undead

by Ike Onsoomyu

Are you a zombie? Does unlife have you down in the dumps? Do you ponder...anything at all? If you answered “Flaaarg,” to any of these questions, you’re probably a zombie, and as such, you’re most likely a mess. Not only is your body failing you one organ and orifice at a time, but the Living taunt you with their delicious bodies while swinging blunt objects at your head. It’s a cruel fate.

But there is hope! THE ZOMBIE’S WAY by Ike Onsoomyu is an inspirational guide for the Undead containing forty “words of zombie wisdom” fully illustrated so that even the brainless might glean some spark of hope from these pages. You will laugh. You will cry. You will be inspired to continue on your carnivorous rampage. This book is the answer for every Undead asking the question, “Efluuuaack?”

As a zombie, you should feel free indulge in the pleasure of consuming your children long before opening a book, but if the Living remove your limbs or if your guts drag in the dirt as you walk, and you’re feeling glum—come back to these pages and feel unalive again! You deserve it.

Genres: Humor, Zombies, Horror

59 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 5, 2011

Reviews

[Aymee · Rating 5 out of 5]

While this book was very, very short, it was also so flippin' funny that I didn't even care. I very highly reccommend this zombie how-to for the best laugh you've had all year.

[Briana Blair · Rating 4 out of 5]

Short, but cute and funny. I love zombies, and this was a great, quick read. The illustrations had me giggling, and the author bio at the end was priceless.

[Jaded Kitty Kimiko]

Made me laugh

I loved the intro and end bits.
the pictures are funny as well, but the writing was epic. write more!