- Alright, class, let's hear your thoughts on The Comedy of Errors. Antipholus of Syracuse, begin.
- To be or not to be, that's is th...
- Antipholus of Syracuse, this quote is not yours, try to be original, for God's sake.
- Hamlet : - It's okay. He can use my sentence, but the presence of skull is mandatory. Or, at least, a coccyx, or something..
- Thank you, Hamlet. You're very kind, but let him use his own neuron. Dromio of Ephesus , what's your take ?
- I did not understand anything, sir. Oh...but I'II like to have a horse. I'd give my kingdom for a horse.
- Sorry, Dromio, the horse was taken by Richard III. Does anyone have an opinion on The Comedy of Errors ? Juliette, maybe you ?
- Oh... I love Roméo, more than anything in the world...
- That's so nice, Juliette. Keep loving. Hey, Falstaff, take your finger out of your nose, and tell us something about The Comedy of Errors, please.
- Huh.. If to be fat be to be hated, then...banish plump Jack, and banish all the world...
- Falstaff...Nobody is interested in your frustrations....So sorry.. We're talking about The Comedy of Errors, here.
- Ah.. Actually I think there are a lot of errors, in this book.
- Ah, that's a good remark, Falstaff ! How did you figure it out ?
- Ah... uh....From the title...
- Damn.... quite a nightmare..
Égéon, you're a famous merchant in this tale, you surely have something to sale. I mean, to say... Isn't it ?
- Well.. as you well said, I'm a famous merchant, not a literary critic. Are you interested in my Error Correction Machine, perhaps ? I'II make a good price, for you, it's Black Friday, after all.
- An Error Correction Machine ? That sounds interesting. What kind of errors ?
- Ah, that depends on the program requested. The Time Traveling Backup, for example, sends your files back in time to before they were accidentally deleted, complete with a parchment scroll user interface.
- What the h..
- Ah, so you want The Clippy's Cousin Feature, as I see. That one is even more performing, it introduces a helpful paperclip assistant that offers advice in Shakespearean English, whether thou wantest it or not.
- Égéon , I think you talk about " The Tragic Life of Clippy" , the world's most hated virtual assistant, right ? Something is rotten in Denmark...What could be ?
- No idea, sir. Rots are not my strong point....
- Balthazar, I see you're very agitated. Surely you have a bold insight to tell us. Shoot.
- I...I...I... I need to p..p..pee.....
- Request rejected. The bell hasn't rung yet. Besides, all you need is love.
Alright, folks. Your opinions were very interesting. It is q... Yes, Othello, you have something to say ?
- Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?
- Othello...I'm moved to tears. Did you stick your nose in Égéon's machine ? Those are Sonnet 18's words, but I appreciate. All's well that ends well.
Good Lord... what's that smell ..Balthazar, get out, Now !