Gross Vision in a Slow Dance
This book is hilarious.
As might (not) be hinted by the title, it achieves a special hilaritus without resort to the quiddities of verbosity. The concern here is all with the maintenance of literary thrust, pure and unadorned, in spite of itself. For it is metafictional:
“I’m making this up”.
I'm Not the First Person (to Say That)
Lest the reader be tempted to confuse the first person narrator with the author, let’s call the former Sorritoni.
Henceforth, there will be no allusion to the author, Gilbert Sorrentino, for he does not appear in this work, nor are any characters figments of his imagination, let alone real people, let alone friends.
This whole work and everything in it is a fabrication of Sorritoni. He, assuming it is a he, makes everything up.
The great thing about fiction is not the result, but making it. And a special few writers, by making up their fiction, are able to make it. Though not, it appears, Sorritoni.
A Collection of Antidotes
There are eight chapters or stories in the book. It doesn’t really purport to be a novel. It’s more “a collection of anecdotes”. Or for those who dote on art, antidotes.
There are a number of characters who turn up in each story. Sorritoni doesn’t care enough to differentiate them too strictly. His metafictional hijinks prevent him from painting a completely realistic picture:
“You must believe me, for I have made up these characters, and there are a lot of things I haven’t told you about them.”
So I’ll pretend that the male archetype is an experimental writer/poet called Lou Weed, and the female companion is Vulva Divine. That’s about all you need to know about them, although he says of Lou:
“I can’t make up enough terrible stories about him to make him totally unreal, absolutely fleshless and one-dimensional, lifeless, as my other characters are.”
The Party
Imagine Truman Capote throws a party in late 60’s Manhattan. All the literati turn up. Let’s just name a few. Henry Miller. Norman Mailer. William Gaddis. Thomas Pynchon. Don DeLillo. Erica Jong. Germaine Greer. Gloria Steinem. Sorritoni. Lou Weed.
The truth is that none of the women would be turned on by Sorritoni, let alone Lou Weed. Although the latter is a coterie poet, they would avoid him at all costs. He is a devastating bore, though statistically, he wouldn’t be the only one at the party.
Of course, the big names would start to form their own select little huddles, which would at least allow those not included to wander around the room and find each other.
A Whore There, Me Hearties
A woman gravitates (downwards, of course) to Sorritoni, for the want of an alternative. Needless to say, it’s Vulva Divine.
Vulva thinks that, if Lou can write, so can she. They become part of a secondary writers’ circle that is remote from the big hitters. Lou hopes that Vulva will be wondrously whorish, a (if not the) wanton female. They drift in and out of each other’s lives and beds.
The women in the circle are minor presences, hangers on, "poem freaks”, although so are the males insofar as they relate to the big hitters. (Witness the party.)
The men share the women around, almost like a carousel, for the purposes of blow jobs, party gropes, free-lancing, anal sex and cross-dressing accessories. (Yes, it’s all in the book. It was published in 1971.)
The Evisceration of Lou Weed and Vulva Divine
For the connoisseur of ad hominem evisceration, this is like Pauline Kael or Lillian Hellmann on steroids (or both):
“To be literal is to be bitter. And God knows, your reporter is a bitter man.”
For a while, I was happy enough to laugh along with Sorritoni, then I started to laugh at him, and now I just feel embarrassed and ashamed that I laughed at all.
The vitriolic wit is so unrelenting, after a while it’s like shooting fish in a barrel:
“I might have gone on in this bitter vein for pages…”
Nobody is happy. Unlike the novels of Robert Coover, for instance, there is a total absence of joy and exuberance, apart from the knowing wink exchanged between Sorritoni and any reader who chooses to be an accomplice:
“What a pleasure to make him up, so I can put him down.”
Ex-Friends: Falling Out With Everybody Who Ever Wrote Or Published a Book in America
Sorritoni, like Lou Weed, is bent, Gatsby-like, on making it. He is to meta-fiction what Norman Podhoretz is to Neo-Conservatism.
He is charmless, angry, bitter, impotent and self-destructive. An abject failure.
All the better if, like his heroes, he can explode or implode during the course of the novel:
“Hart Crane, Weldon Keys, Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway. I honor those men because they fell apart in their own work.”
His characters are mere collateral damage.
A Time for Snickers
It’s possible that some literary framework motivates Sorritoni's criticism of his imagined peers. If so, it’s not readily apparent from this work, nor should it be expected to be.
Whatever it purports to be, it doesn’t purport to be a work of non-fictional literary criticism (which other works of his might do).
Nevertheless, as Irving Howe said of Pauline Kael, “[the absence of a secure critical tradition] might allow [him] a pleasing freedom of improvisation, but makes very hard the achievement of reflective depth and delicate judgment.”
Sorritoni would no doubt scoff at the value of depth and judgment.
Here, he judges others with an apparently unprincipled selfishness. What he lauds is what he, himself, writes or likes. Everything else, at least what is written by his contemporaries, is mediocre.
The Infallibility of Sorritoni's Ex Cathedra Pronouncements
Sorritoni comes across as a meta-fictional equivalent of Socialist Realism. Both seemingly declare, ex cathedra, that there is only one tradition worth writing in, and if you don’t agree, you will cop a bullet in the neck. It makes no difference that neither tradition is part of the mainstream.
Sorritoni can't seem to build something without pulling something else down.
His entire career, the tragedy of his career, might be said to consist of “an obsessive need to create bogeymen in order to be able to dispel them, a need to create straw men so that he can knock them over.”
If as an author Sorritoni has been buried, it’s because, like capitalism, he has made his own grave. We can exhume him, but we might find that we, too, get our hands dirty.
Utter Nutter Sadness
To paraphrase Sorritoni, I joke because of the utter sadness of this whole book.
As for the characters, “let’s get these people out of here.”
Sorritoni doesn’t care. It’s metafiction, and he’s not responsible to the reader:
“I made no promise that I would satisfy you.”
This is his genius. And Sorrentino's. Neither can be held to account, and nobody can safely infer or suggest that Sorrentino (Sorritoni?) was totally bitter and twisted for most of the seventies, perhaps even one of the decade's most acid casualties.
The Usefulness of Lists
"This list is a bore to read but was interesting enough to compile, based as it is on a hazy memory and on the imagination…but one of the basic reasons for this list is to allow numbskull reviewers to tell their readers that it is merely an avant-garde convention, employed since Joyce. Further that the use of these lists is a method whereby the writer avoids the responsibility of narrative and plot…Thank you for listening."
The Listfullness of Delicate Judgment
"1. I see that this chapter will be full of my own bile toward this wretched man.
2. God give him the strength to fail with dignity… Let him fail with some grace.
3. Lou was essentially a slob……some poor hack who can’t get a woman…Lou…settled into his mediocrity… If things fall right, you’ll be accepted after a few years, and take your place among the great body of useless grinds who won’t for a minute stop expressing themselves…[Lou] turned out to be the kind of man for which one can have nothing but contempt. His art may … grow stale and stink…I see those lusterless words putrefacting, sinking into a soured mulch that will poison the earth the writers thought to celebrate.
4. [The wonder of an affair with a whore] led Lou to write some [lackluster] poems, better left unwritten.
5. To fuck is to feel: deeply.
6. Nauseating stuff. These dolts keep these enormous notebooks in which they tell us city slickers all about nature…and their lives in Big Sur…And we read this swill.
7. In my next novel, already sketched out for you, my first-person protagonist will be a publisher with a crisis of identity. He will be an uncircumcised Jewish publisher with a harelip who wants to ‘have’ Jewish girls and marry a shikse.
8. When [Vulva] came to realise [Lou] was a rotten poet, she was a rotten poet too. Rotten poets who think of furthering their careers come to think of themselves as: (1) ahead of their time; (2) important minor figures; (3) part and parcel of the ‘exciting’ art world.
9. While [Vulva] was, in effect, a particular kind of modern-day whore, there was none of the whore’s finesse about her; she had little sexual style…She became a whore for him, his whore. Not anybody, not a whore, but his wife, turned whore.
10. His criticism was of that sort that is subtly idolatrous, i.e., it found fault…’this poem is perfectly wrought, but for…[some totally unimportant nitpicking]’
11. Somebody fucked a chicken in one of his plays or something…a star of the underground cinema, a director who was out on bail after his cast had shit on the stage at one of the performances of ‘Eros Depraved’.
12. I’d have to send it out to Henry Miller along with some dripping vulvas…not that Miller dislikes women – what gave you that weird idea?"
The Listfullness of Reflective Depth
"1. [Lou] can almost hear that laughter, as they say in novels.
2. And suddenly, to employ a trope of the novelist, it had grown very late. Or this way: suddenly – it was quite late.
3. The author gave us cardboard figures on which he paints ideas…
4. The quality of movement is slow and refined, even the collector has a patina of dignity, notwithstanding the fact of his dishabille, his awkward posture, and the fixed rapacity of his visage. (A description of a blow job)
5. For the past year or so, he had been a wild sight indeed, his hair standing out around his head in a great salt-and-pepper corona, his beard long and untrimmed.
6. I recollect Lenin…popping in to Moscow once in a while for a little gash.
7.One is fascinated by these lofty mythologies.
8. He expires in his imagination, and is reborn in the poems.
9. I know a woman who married a novelist and divorced him two years later, because he was ‘always writing’.
10. Every publishing house worth its salt has [a ‘hip young editor’]. They’re the ones who find books like ‘V’. Very hip indeed. Very young.
11. …a hip nouveau-riche, a class so modern they call themselves parvenus.
12. The world is what you want it to be…this is necessity in a revolutionary, but disaster in an artist…While you make the revolution, I make the art. The Duty of the Artist Is to Make Art."
The Listlessness of Ennui
“In a sense, my father believed he was immortal, and when he discovered that he was not, I believe that he grew bored. There was, in his final days, an ineffable sense that came off him not of despair, but of ennui.”
Christopher Sorrentino, son
The Listlessness of the Disappointment Artist
"Writers pin their disgust to straw men every day, in this or that review...[Sorritoni was] a writer who forgot to love anything better than his own failure...[He] wed the kill-the-father imperative, the famous anxiety of influence, to the truism that a man is only as big as his enemies. Therefore: if one wished to be the greatest writer of the twentieth century, simply make an enemy of the whole of contemporary literature... to exalt himself, he'd forged the obligation to hate greatness."
Jonathan Mehtel
Yet Another Rejection Letter
My dearest Doc
As you know, I admire your ongoing defence and advocacy of Sorritoni’s fiction. It must be a thankless task. It’s true: he does know how to write. It’s what he writes is the problem for us. The narrator comes across as a pompous, self-righteous, holier-than-thou smart-ass intent on eviscerating everybody in his own peer group, if not American literature in general! Why the fuck would we spend our money putting his wise-guy prose out? I can’t think of a single person I would want to sell it to, nor unfortunately can I think of a single person who would want to buy it, except perhaps yourself. (It continues to amaze me that you two haven’t fallen out, or that you have, but you have reconciled.) Publishing him would be worse than gambling with our money. There’d be zero prospects of getting our money back. Self-publication is the most appropriate avenue for works like this. I would gladly take both of you to lunch at my club, if you prove me wrong. Of course, if Sorritoni ever gets off his revenge, bitterness and self-hatred kick, I’d be happy to consider any new works. It’s a great American Tragedy that he so wastes his talent on this vicious nonsense. He is a master of meta-fiction when he makes the effort.
Marvin