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Violent character names

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message 1: by Mr. Noah (new)

Mr. Noah Sturdevant (noahsturdevant) | 173 comments Bridge of Birds contains a character named Cut-Off-Their-Balls-Wang, which made me think (of course) of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler. What kind of reaction do you have when you read a name like this? If you had to choose your own violent and mutilatey name what would you pick? I'm going to go with Pinch-Their-Eyelids-Sturdevant.

message 2: by Jerome (new)

Jerome Lim (Yojimbo76) | 28 comments Jerome Gut-Them-And-Tear-Them-Limb-From-Lim!

message 3: by Kristina (new)

Kristina | 450 comments Lady Kris-Hang-em-by-their-toenails-tina

message 4: by Kamil (new)

Kamil | 372 comments Kamil-makes-you-regret-your-ancestors-ever-humped-while-hacking-your-flesh

message 5: by Tamahome (new)

Tamahome | 4815 comments Cumberbatch!

message 6: by Mapleson (new)

Mapleson | 94 comments Mapleson the Macerater.

message 7: by Mr. Noah (new)

Mr. Noah Sturdevant (noahsturdevant) | 173 comments Oh, I forgot to add earned names like "The Bloody Nine and Black Dow." May Joe Abercrombie have mercy on my soul (not likely from how he treats his characters).
Judging from how much I read I think I've earned the name "The Stinging Papercut."

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Rasnac | 336 comments Rasnac Gets-Creative-With-A-Spoon.

message 9: by Tim (new)

Tim | 379 comments Nuke-them-till-they-glow Jones.

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David(LA,CA) (DavidScharf) | 327 comments Dave-Da-Basher?

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Matthew (MatthewDL) | 227 comments Macrame-your-entrails Matt

message 12: by Colin (new)

Colin | 277 comments Justin Bieber.

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elie88 | 28 comments electric kung fu funeral Elie :)

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Katina French (thatdarnkat) | 48 comments Kat o' Nine Tails

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