My Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A bestseller in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Lunch with J.K. Rowling
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with J.K. Rowling
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Domination over Word!
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with Joanne
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A 1966 Mustang
Domination over Word!
Lobster agnolotti
Lunch with Joanne
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A first serve like Serena
The one with the pony windows
Kicking Word’s butt!
Lobster anything
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Manual transmission
Word is my b—h!
Lobster ’til I’m sick
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Shooting guns with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
White leather interior
Word is my b—h!
Lobster everything
Hanging out with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A European sojourn
Shooting guns with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Shiny black ‘Stang
Word is my b—h!
Feed me lobster, please
Chilling with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Cocktails with George Clooney
A European sojourn
Blasting cans with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
I really want that car
Word is my b—h!
Yummy lobster rolls
Chilling with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Peace within my family
Cocktails with George Clooney
A European Sojourn
Blasting stuff with Kat
Rich’s scary glasses
A first serve like Serena
Don’t forget the Mustang
Word is my b—h!
Lobster agnolotti
Bffs with Jo
Abs like Brooklyn Decker
And a bestseller in a pear tree
