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I got a 12 inch python and I'm gonna hide it in your bush...
There's not a woman alive able to tame me. You won't be the first to try. You won't be the last to fail.
You simply won't get past my 8-pack abs, rugged face, and ripped body.
Let's not forget the name of this book.
Once you see my python twitch, your mouth will go dry.
It'll get thicker and you'll want to touch it.
It'll change it's color and you'll want to taste it.
And once you do...
My venom will shoot inside of you.
And make you wild.
That's the power of my Python...
**Come join Alexis Angel in this full-length standalone romance. No cliffhanger but it's going to be a scorcher with scenes of MF, MFMM, and very mild FMF. HEA? You know it, babe.**
There's not a woman alive able to tame me. You won't be the first to try. You won't be the last to fail.
You simply won't get past my 8-pack abs, rugged face, and ripped body.
Let's not forget the name of this book.
Once you see my python twitch, your mouth will go dry.
It'll get thicker and you'll want to touch it.
It'll change it's color and you'll want to taste it.
And once you do...
My venom will shoot inside of you.
And make you wild.
That's the power of my Python...
**Come join Alexis Angel in this full-length standalone romance. No cliffhanger but it's going to be a scorcher with scenes of MF, MFMM, and very mild FMF. HEA? You know it, babe.**
403 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 4, 2017
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About the author
Alexis Angel
81 books735 followersAlexis Angel writes steamy contemporary romance about bad boys for the bad girl in all of us. She is still single at 30, in case anyone is interested to know, and still very much looking for love.
Her favorite things in the world are flowers, chocolate, lingerie, high heels, lipstick, perfume, and the credit card award miles that she gets from buying all that.
Prior to writing, Alexis used to be a financial analyst in New York City. She quickly decided that working for a faceless corporation run by men was not her dream job. So she began to write. And as she began to write, she began to use those credit card award miles to travel all over the world.
Alexis is still single, in case you forgot from above. She spends winters in California, fall and spring in New York City, and summers in Europe. You can join her mailing list at http://eepurl.com/csXC2P or email her at author.alexisangel@gmail.com
Her favorite things in the world are flowers, chocolate, lingerie, high heels, lipstick, perfume, and the credit card award miles that she gets from buying all that.
Prior to writing, Alexis used to be a financial analyst in New York City. She quickly decided that working for a faceless corporation run by men was not her dream job. So she began to write. And as she began to write, she began to use those credit card award miles to travel all over the world.
Alexis is still single, in case you forgot from above. She spends winters in California, fall and spring in New York City, and summers in Europe. You can join her mailing list at http://eepurl.com/csXC2P or email her at author.alexisangel@gmail.com
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dnf
March 24, 2017DNF at 25%
I just can't get through any more of this.
The writing style - each character talks conversationally to the reader to tell the story - is just not my jam. It feels awkward, it's making me roll my eyes, and I'm just not into it.
Oh well. Not everything works for everyone :)
I just can't get through any more of this.
The writing style - each character talks conversationally to the reader to tell the story - is just not my jam. It feels awkward, it's making me roll my eyes, and I'm just not into it.
Oh well. Not everything works for everyone :)
June 21, 2017
TOP 5 WAYS A Python CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
Good news guys! You don't need talent or brains to save the world. If you have a Python, a healthy dose of testosterone, and maybe a partner; there are five things you can fix right now:
5. Eradicate Debt.
Tell those hefty student loans to fuck off! Who needs college when you have a giant Python? With a 12-inch Erectus Trouserous, the world is your oyster. Don’t take my word for it, ask Austin “Python” Price, the owner of Python Nightclub:
“Did you know that before porn I went to fucking college? I graduated from Iowa State with a Bachelors in something I don't fucking remember. Then Arsen (Hawke) told me there was money in video sex chat. And boy was I successful. You probably remember my face on the cover of Time Magazine when I became the highest paid person in porn. I’m worth $760 million dollars.”
It’s called “Supply & Demand”: A huge, gaping hole in the female pleasure market + not enough uncommonly large Trouser Snakes to fill it = Wads of Hundies!
4. Create Free, Sustainable Energy.
Did you know that a single Python can produce up to 1 septillion (24 zeros) volts of energy?* Well it can. Here’s how:
“I move furiously, ravaging her in a way that should go down as the best fuck in history. Future generations should study us so the human race can fulfill its potential. I push myself past all physical limitations. I don’t even feel my body moving; I’m one with the fucking universe, both our souls dancing as our bodies burn like a supernova.” ~ Austin “Python” Price
A supernova expels more energy in a single nanosecond than all of the power plants on earth operating at full capacity for 2.8 billion years.* That’s quite a maximum continuous discharge!
3. End Droughts.
Say goodbye to water shortages, uncontrollable wildfires, and arid farmland. There’s a new rainmaker in town and it’s a Python. How does it work? Well, glance at a large One-Eyed Viper, and this happens:
“Your pussy becomes a literal faucet. It’s a mess when it comes to the laundry bill, but what's a girl gonna do? I mean, can you say drippy, babe? Because that’s what I am right fucking now.” ~ Destiny Renee (12 inch trouser snake lover)
If LOOKING at a Python turns ONE woman into a drippy faucet, how much fluid would MANY women looking at MANY Pythons generate? My guess? LOTS!
2. Feed the World.
Here’s a crazy fact: Semen is a super food. It’s low in calories, and contains over 200 separate proteins as well as vitamin C, B12, calcium, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, and zinc*. It’s also incredibly easy to make! Check it out:
“I come in gallons. A fountain of cum gushes onto her, covering every inch of her skin, and dripping down her sides onto the sheets. She rolls on her back and opens her mouth wide. I fill her up to the brim. Cum drips down her chin. Her mouth is so full that she can’t hold it all. I keep on exploding like a fucking geyser until she’s completely covered in white.” ~ Austin “Python” Price
If 1 Trousersaurus Rex yielded just 1 gallon of semen a day, and it was divided into roughly 1-cup servings, it would feed 5 people 3x a day. Screw “Teach a Man to Fish”! Milk a few Pythons instead!
1. Make More Pythons.
While discussing his future progeny, Austin “Python” Price came up with one of the best ways to save the world:
“I’ll tell you something, with Destiny’s genes and my DNA, it’s going to be one badass baby. Smart, beautiful and brave.”
Are genes and DNA the same thing? Technically, yes! Which means Austin just negated the “Smart” part of that assertion. However, more Pythons mean more world saving. So, there's that!
IN A NUTSACK:
Python by Alexis Angel reads like a Skinemax Soft-Core Porn flick: weak plot, corny dialogue, bad sexual innuendos, and smut. Lots and lots of smut. Not good smut. But not bad smut either. More like average to subpar smut. Often preachy, moralizing smut. And sometimes confusing smut. Especially the group smut. Which went something like this:
There were also editing issues, several OMFG/TSTL moments, and a ridonkulous “big misunderstanding” that made me roll my eyes a lot. But when you read a story about a guy with a mammoth Python in his pants, you probably shouldn’t be shocked if it lacks eloquence, depth, and logic.
So there you have it. Thanks to 'Q' aka CoCo, Mojo Mama, and Deborah for reading this with me! Don’t forget to tip the wait staff on your way out.
*drops microphone & walks off stage* (Stole that line from Naksed!)
Python: A Secret Baby Bad Boy Romance by Alexis Angel: 1 “It Is What It Is (but what it is could have been much better)” Stars.
For information about my rating system, see my profile page.
Links to my Buddy's Reviews:
Deborah: Click Me Baby!
Q: Click Me Too!
Emma: Click Again!
*Hartsfield, Tom. The Incomprehensible Power of a Supernova. Real Clear Science. 2016
*Edwards, JJ. Tollaksen. Proteins of Human Semen. Clinical Chemistry. 1981.
Good news guys! You don't need talent or brains to save the world. If you have a Python, a healthy dose of testosterone, and maybe a partner; there are five things you can fix right now:
5. Eradicate Debt.
Tell those hefty student loans to fuck off! Who needs college when you have a giant Python? With a 12-inch Erectus Trouserous, the world is your oyster. Don’t take my word for it, ask Austin “Python” Price, the owner of Python Nightclub:
“Did you know that before porn I went to fucking college? I graduated from Iowa State with a Bachelors in something I don't fucking remember. Then Arsen (Hawke) told me there was money in video sex chat. And boy was I successful. You probably remember my face on the cover of Time Magazine when I became the highest paid person in porn. I’m worth $760 million dollars.”
It’s called “Supply & Demand”: A huge, gaping hole in the female pleasure market + not enough uncommonly large Trouser Snakes to fill it = Wads of Hundies!
4. Create Free, Sustainable Energy.
Did you know that a single Python can produce up to 1 septillion (24 zeros) volts of energy?* Well it can. Here’s how:
“I move furiously, ravaging her in a way that should go down as the best fuck in history. Future generations should study us so the human race can fulfill its potential. I push myself past all physical limitations. I don’t even feel my body moving; I’m one with the fucking universe, both our souls dancing as our bodies burn like a supernova.” ~ Austin “Python” Price
A supernova expels more energy in a single nanosecond than all of the power plants on earth operating at full capacity for 2.8 billion years.* That’s quite a maximum continuous discharge!
3. End Droughts.
Say goodbye to water shortages, uncontrollable wildfires, and arid farmland. There’s a new rainmaker in town and it’s a Python. How does it work? Well, glance at a large One-Eyed Viper, and this happens:
“Your pussy becomes a literal faucet. It’s a mess when it comes to the laundry bill, but what's a girl gonna do? I mean, can you say drippy, babe? Because that’s what I am right fucking now.” ~ Destiny Renee (12 inch trouser snake lover)
If LOOKING at a Python turns ONE woman into a drippy faucet, how much fluid would MANY women looking at MANY Pythons generate? My guess? LOTS!
2. Feed the World.
Here’s a crazy fact: Semen is a super food. It’s low in calories, and contains over 200 separate proteins as well as vitamin C, B12, calcium, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, and zinc*. It’s also incredibly easy to make! Check it out:
“I come in gallons. A fountain of cum gushes onto her, covering every inch of her skin, and dripping down her sides onto the sheets. She rolls on her back and opens her mouth wide. I fill her up to the brim. Cum drips down her chin. Her mouth is so full that she can’t hold it all. I keep on exploding like a fucking geyser until she’s completely covered in white.” ~ Austin “Python” Price
If 1 Trousersaurus Rex yielded just 1 gallon of semen a day, and it was divided into roughly 1-cup servings, it would feed 5 people 3x a day. Screw “Teach a Man to Fish”! Milk a few Pythons instead!
1. Make More Pythons.
While discussing his future progeny, Austin “Python” Price came up with one of the best ways to save the world:
“I’ll tell you something, with Destiny’s genes and my DNA, it’s going to be one badass baby. Smart, beautiful and brave.”
Are genes and DNA the same thing? Technically, yes! Which means Austin just negated the “Smart” part of that assertion. However, more Pythons mean more world saving. So, there's that!
IN A NUTSACK:
Python by Alexis Angel reads like a Skinemax Soft-Core Porn flick: weak plot, corny dialogue, bad sexual innuendos, and smut. Lots and lots of smut. Not good smut. But not bad smut either. More like average to subpar smut. Often preachy, moralizing smut. And sometimes confusing smut. Especially the group smut. Which went something like this:
There were also editing issues, several OMFG/TSTL moments, and a ridonkulous “big misunderstanding” that made me roll my eyes a lot. But when you read a story about a guy with a mammoth Python in his pants, you probably shouldn’t be shocked if it lacks eloquence, depth, and logic.
So there you have it. Thanks to 'Q' aka CoCo, Mojo Mama, and Deborah for reading this with me! Don’t forget to tip the wait staff on your way out.
*drops microphone & walks off stage* (Stole that line from Naksed!)
Python: A Secret Baby Bad Boy Romance by Alexis Angel: 1 “It Is What It Is (but what it is could have been much better)” Stars.
For information about my rating system, see my profile page.
Links to my Buddy's Reviews:
Deborah: Click Me Baby!
Q: Click Me Too!
Emma: Click Again!
*Hartsfield, Tom. The Incomprehensible Power of a Supernova. Real Clear Science. 2016
*Edwards, JJ. Tollaksen. Proteins of Human Semen. Clinical Chemistry. 1981.
March 27, 2017
So this is the third time I've changed this review and it's less of a review and more of a warning about drunken reading.
So this was a buddy read for me, I'm not sure I'd have found or read this book on my own but as a group I was all over this.
Now I have to mention I was on holiday by the pool looking out over the ocean, kindle in one hand frozen cocktail in the other. Perfection.
Now when it comes to drinking I'm more of a trier than an actual drinker, two cocktails is my limit and this day I had three.
It's safe to say I found this book hilarious, you know what it's like when you start laughing and just can't stop. Well that was me.
I was reading while laughing and trying to explain to my poor hubby what I was laughing at and "12 inch cock like a coke can" came out a lot louder than I expected and resulted in half a frozen pina colada up my nose and over my chest.
I loved this book, wrote my review and gave an unbelievably high 4* since I love a book that can make me laugh and this had me in stitches all day.
The next morning however I tried to read the funny bits to my hubby so he could understand exactly what I'd been laughing at and I discovered they just weren't funny at all.
My review was a mess and I wasn't happy so I decided to re-read this book and write another review. Now that's easier said than done I just couldn't read this book, the style was dreadful and the content worse and I'm seriously wondering how, even with the cocktails I could ever have found this book funny.
I skimmed what I could but even that was painful.
The book:
Austin is basically gods gift to women, he's hot as hell, packing 12 inch and we're talking can of coke type of 12 inch which he certainly knows how to use and as if this wasn't enough he's intelligent and has a good heart.
I'm packing. It's been in the papers. It's been online. I've got a fucking 12-inch trouser snake swinging between my legs. A foot of lust muscle to take you to fucking paradise.
Now Python (the nightclub not the huge snake in Austin's pants) is a fantasy club for women:
You ever been to Hooter’s?
Well, welcome to fucking Python. Please do feed the fucking animals.
Destiny is the female equivalent, she's also an ex porn star and the second these two meet sparks closely followed by clothes fly.
As you'd expect this book is mainly sex and as you'd expect it's hot but there's also a story holding it all together although this again is far-fetched but it doesn't matter you didn't pick this book for it's intriguing plot lines.
The writing style is unusual and Austin and his buckets of cum are just annoying it's beyond me how I ever found this entertaining and shows the dangers of drinking.
So this was a buddy read for me, I'm not sure I'd have found or read this book on my own but as a group I was all over this.
Now I have to mention I was on holiday by the pool looking out over the ocean, kindle in one hand frozen cocktail in the other. Perfection.
Now when it comes to drinking I'm more of a trier than an actual drinker, two cocktails is my limit and this day I had three.
It's safe to say I found this book hilarious, you know what it's like when you start laughing and just can't stop. Well that was me.
I was reading while laughing and trying to explain to my poor hubby what I was laughing at and "12 inch cock like a coke can" came out a lot louder than I expected and resulted in half a frozen pina colada up my nose and over my chest.
I loved this book, wrote my review and gave an unbelievably high 4* since I love a book that can make me laugh and this had me in stitches all day.
The next morning however I tried to read the funny bits to my hubby so he could understand exactly what I'd been laughing at and I discovered they just weren't funny at all.
My review was a mess and I wasn't happy so I decided to re-read this book and write another review. Now that's easier said than done I just couldn't read this book, the style was dreadful and the content worse and I'm seriously wondering how, even with the cocktails I could ever have found this book funny.
I skimmed what I could but even that was painful.
The book:
Austin is basically gods gift to women, he's hot as hell, packing 12 inch and we're talking can of coke type of 12 inch which he certainly knows how to use and as if this wasn't enough he's intelligent and has a good heart.
I'm packing. It's been in the papers. It's been online. I've got a fucking 12-inch trouser snake swinging between my legs. A foot of lust muscle to take you to fucking paradise.
Now Python (the nightclub not the huge snake in Austin's pants) is a fantasy club for women:
You ever been to Hooter’s?
Well, welcome to fucking Python. Please do feed the fucking animals.
Destiny is the female equivalent, she's also an ex porn star and the second these two meet sparks closely followed by clothes fly.
As you'd expect this book is mainly sex and as you'd expect it's hot but there's also a story holding it all together although this again is far-fetched but it doesn't matter you didn't pick this book for it's intriguing plot lines.
The writing style is unusual and Austin and his buckets of cum are just annoying it's beyond me how I ever found this entertaining and shows the dangers of drinking.
April 4, 2017
I thought this would be a bit of spoofrotica, full of fun and puns. I mean, come on... "I got a 12 inch python and I'm gonna hide it in your bush. Awesome, right? Sadly, no.
First mistake
I get annoyed when I see an innocuous "you know?" at the end of a sentence in a book. This one takes it to a whole new level breaking the fourth wall.
"I mean, you saw them, right? Why am I even asking. Of course you saw them. Or at least saw what they were doing.
Um no, I didn't. I'm not there. I'm not a character in the book! And every time you address me like I am, it takes me out of the story.
Second mistake
You can have a silly, just for fun book, or you can have a book that deals with real-life serious issues. You can't have both. In one paragraph, they're talking about sausage going well with mayonnaise and buns, and in the next they're lamenting how women are repressed and fighting against human trafficking.
You see what I did there? That's Monty Python, and the book is... never mind.
Third through eighth mistake
The editing, my goodness the editing.
Ninth mistake
Shameless self-promotion. To be honest, I probably would have found this humorous if the rest of the book had drawn more laughter out of me, but as it is, I just found it in poor taste to talk about how everybody reads Alexis Angel because her books are so hot in an Alexis Angel book. She also promotes another author's books, which had me curious if I'd read about Alexis Angel if I downloaded an Eddie Cleveland book. Mind you, I'm not curious enough to actually download Saved by the Woodsman, especially after reading the reviews, but I am curious...
Tenth mistake
And this one was the strangest one for me as I'd never seen it before. In the second epilogue, Destiny starts telling Austin all about her friend Alexis, how she writes romance novels, what she did before she started writing, etc. Essentially, it's everything you would normally find in an About the Author page at the end of the book. Austin replies, "'Why are you telling me all this, babe?' I ask, a bit of fucking exasperation showing up in my voice." and I feel his pain because I'm exasperated too. Destiny even goes on to tell Austin the website where you can read bonus content. Why? It makes zero sense, especially because ALL of this info is repeated in the About the Author page where it should be...
I did enjoy all the different words used for Austin's python, and in the end, that was what got me through the book. I ended up highlighting every time a different description was used.
First mistake
I get annoyed when I see an innocuous "you know?" at the end of a sentence in a book. This one takes it to a whole new level breaking the fourth wall.
"I mean, you saw them, right? Why am I even asking. Of course you saw them. Or at least saw what they were doing.
Um no, I didn't. I'm not there. I'm not a character in the book! And every time you address me like I am, it takes me out of the story.
Second mistake
You can have a silly, just for fun book, or you can have a book that deals with real-life serious issues. You can't have both. In one paragraph, they're talking about sausage going well with mayonnaise and buns, and in the next they're lamenting how women are repressed and fighting against human trafficking.
You see what I did there? That's Monty Python, and the book is... never mind.
Third through eighth mistake
The editing, my goodness the editing.
Ninth mistake
Shameless self-promotion. To be honest, I probably would have found this humorous if the rest of the book had drawn more laughter out of me, but as it is, I just found it in poor taste to talk about how everybody reads Alexis Angel because her books are so hot in an Alexis Angel book. She also promotes another author's books, which had me curious if I'd read about Alexis Angel if I downloaded an Eddie Cleveland book. Mind you, I'm not curious enough to actually download Saved by the Woodsman, especially after reading the reviews, but I am curious...
Tenth mistake
And this one was the strangest one for me as I'd never seen it before. In the second epilogue, Destiny starts telling Austin all about her friend Alexis, how she writes romance novels, what she did before she started writing, etc. Essentially, it's everything you would normally find in an About the Author page at the end of the book. Austin replies, "'Why are you telling me all this, babe?' I ask, a bit of fucking exasperation showing up in my voice." and I feel his pain because I'm exasperated too. Destiny even goes on to tell Austin the website where you can read bonus content. Why? It makes zero sense, especially because ALL of this info is repeated in the About the Author page where it should be...
I did enjoy all the different words used for Austin's python, and in the end, that was what got me through the book. I ended up highlighting every time a different description was used.
March 11, 2017
Austin 'Python' Price owns & runs Python, a very special nightclub for women where their dreams can come true for a night without feeling shame. Destiny Renee owns & runs Dirty Destiny a popular erotic gentlemen's club in NYC. Both Destiny & Austin have paid their dues working through the ranks of making porn all the way to successful club owners. Destiny has a problem though one of here regular customers is the police commissioner & he has decided he wants Destiny to go spy on what is happening over at the ever popular Python club. She is reluctant to go but when her club is threatened she makes her way there. Upon meeting one another, both Destiny & Austin are drawn to each other & are turned on by the physical presence of the each other. They meet for bunch the next day & soon finds themselves getting all kinds of sweaty & naked in Austin's apartment. And before long the two of them are going at it whenever & wherever they can. Destiny realizes that Austin isn't telling her everything but she doesn't push because she is enjoying what is going on between the two of them. But when the police commissioner pushes & she doesn't take it seriously the consequences are more than she ever bargained for. Will Destiny lose everything she has worked for? Will Austin finally share his secret with Destiny? Do Austin & Destiny have a future together?
Once again Alexis Angel takes on a ride of down & dirty nitty gritty sexual encounters. In this book she mixes things up a bit with scenes involving multiple partners along side our main characters. There is some over the top HOT action going on..... there would have to be to satisfy two ex-porn stars & having them climax as much as they do! Besides the panty soaking action the story itself is good & has a great message about helping woman. And who wouldn't love a club where a woman's (sexual) dreams can come true for a night.... sign me up..... please...... NOW!!! This book is meant for mature readers.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader's Copy of this book.
Once again Alexis Angel takes on a ride of down & dirty nitty gritty sexual encounters. In this book she mixes things up a bit with scenes involving multiple partners along side our main characters. There is some over the top HOT action going on..... there would have to be to satisfy two ex-porn stars & having them climax as much as they do! Besides the panty soaking action the story itself is good & has a great message about helping woman. And who wouldn't love a club where a woman's (sexual) dreams can come true for a night.... sign me up..... please...... NOW!!! This book is meant for mature readers.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader's Copy of this book.
i-rather-throw-myself-over-a-cliff
March 10, 2017Awesome hero (NOT)..
"There's not a woman alive able to tame me. You won't be the first to try. You won't be the last to fail."
"There's not a woman alive able to tame me. You won't be the first to try. You won't be the last to fail."
March 27, 2017
DNF = 1*
Ok so imagine you go out with the girls and you drink a wee bit too much but still end up laughing and feeling silly good. Somehow you end up going home with a guy who is not that great to talk to, not much in the looks department but seems like he might be a quick bit of fun. Then a bit later you find yourself under his sweaty mass and yet you are not sweaty at all. As he very poorly uses his small bits to flail away you come to the conclusion you will never reach any climax with him and so you push him off and get out the door as fast as you can. In the morning you just feel dirty and wonder why you even started. That is what this book reminds me of.
I truly try to judge books based on their own merits and not some sort of idealized notions of literature. This book even has a warning at the beginning that it is simply smutty over the top fun. Nothing wrong with that but then it needs to deliver. I think of all those things the most important is fun, and this book failed that test big time.
The POV switches between our two main characters but they are both addressing us the reader. Python tells us how smart he is but nothing about him is consistent with that. He has a degree but he can't even remember what it is in. hmm. That is not over the top, that is just dumb. Later on he reveals his big secret about the girls and comments about how us the reader had not figured that out already but of course anyone reading this would have long ago figured out he was not selling women. I am not a fan of a book treating me like I am stupid. Still I persevered until about 70% but I could go no further.
If you are still thinking about reading this book I urge you to read a more complete review by Bgurl. I promise it is better written and funnier than the book. Which she sums up nicely as follows"
Ok so imagine you go out with the girls and you drink a wee bit too much but still end up laughing and feeling silly good. Somehow you end up going home with a guy who is not that great to talk to, not much in the looks department but seems like he might be a quick bit of fun. Then a bit later you find yourself under his sweaty mass and yet you are not sweaty at all. As he very poorly uses his small bits to flail away you come to the conclusion you will never reach any climax with him and so you push him off and get out the door as fast as you can. In the morning you just feel dirty and wonder why you even started. That is what this book reminds me of.
I truly try to judge books based on their own merits and not some sort of idealized notions of literature. This book even has a warning at the beginning that it is simply smutty over the top fun. Nothing wrong with that but then it needs to deliver. I think of all those things the most important is fun, and this book failed that test big time.
The POV switches between our two main characters but they are both addressing us the reader. Python tells us how smart he is but nothing about him is consistent with that. He has a degree but he can't even remember what it is in. hmm. That is not over the top, that is just dumb. Later on he reveals his big secret about the girls and comments about how us the reader had not figured that out already but of course anyone reading this would have long ago figured out he was not selling women. I am not a fan of a book treating me like I am stupid. Still I persevered until about 70% but I could go no further.
If you are still thinking about reading this book I urge you to read a more complete review by Bgurl. I promise it is better written and funnier than the book. Which she sums up nicely as follows"
"Python by Alexis Angel reads like a Skinemax Soft-Core Porn flick: weak plot, corny dialogue, bad sexual innuendos, and smut. Lots and lots of smut. Not good smut. But not bad smut either. More like average to subpar smut. Often preachy, moralizing smut. And sometimes confusing smut. Especially the group smut. "
no-thank-you
April 5, 2017 Coco's review says it all. but honestly, if that's not enough, there's Val's.
I'm definitely staying clear of this one.
I'm definitely staying clear of this one.
March 22, 2017
DID.......NOT.....FINISH.........
I read 27%. I quit. There were editing issues. The atory was all over the place. There was no strong plot.
I read 27%. I quit. There were editing issues. The atory was all over the place. There was no strong plot.
April 16, 2017
Not sure why I even finished this one.......
March 24, 2017
I really tried to like this book. I really liked the storyline. I thought it had great potential. What killed this book for me was the constant laments about their love of themselves & sexual prowess. 90% of it is told through breaking the 4th wall, which drove me crazy. I wanted to be in the story, as one of the characters. To live their dilemmas and sexual tension. (The sex scenes were absolutely amazing, spank bank, for sure.) Not them bragging in every other sentence about how irresistible they know others find them & talking so condescendingly to the reader. I really wish she would have written it more 1st or 3rd person. The storyline had so much she could have easily done with it but i felt it was lacking any depth. It reminded me of very poorly acted porn with Spielberg for a director. I don't know if I'll read another AA novel, as long
as they aren't all written this way, I'll give her another shot.
as they aren't all written this way, I'll give her another shot.
March 28, 2017
Sex lots of sex
So in love stories with some sex but this book is all about it. I didn't get too far into the book cause it was too much for me. Both characters are all about sex and they both own sex clubs. If you like raunchy sexual encounters then this is the book for you.
So in love stories with some sex but this book is all about it. I didn't get too far into the book cause it was too much for me. Both characters are all about sex and they both own sex clubs. If you like raunchy sexual encounters then this is the book for you.
March 26, 2017
Ok book
The writing style got to me here and there. Though the author mentioning herself threw off the story for me also. I probably wouldn't have read this if it wasn't free.
The writing style got to me here and there. Though the author mentioning herself threw off the story for me also. I probably wouldn't have read this if it wasn't free.
April 20, 2017
DNF
I have only not finished maybe 2 books I've ever begun reading, and I've read thousands, but I couldn't get past chapter 3 of this book. I cannot stand when authors mention themselves in a book (like when a character is naming authors for whatever reason or in a bookstore). I just find it obnoxious. The characters were also not the least bit likable, in my opinion. Maybe that changes later on, but after 3 chapters I couldn't get into, I couldn't continue reading in order to find out. The setting at the beginning of the book was pretty unique, kinda gross, but unique. I admire the originality, but I really don't have anything else positive to say..
I have only not finished maybe 2 books I've ever begun reading, and I've read thousands, but I couldn't get past chapter 3 of this book. I cannot stand when authors mention themselves in a book (like when a character is naming authors for whatever reason or in a bookstore). I just find it obnoxious. The characters were also not the least bit likable, in my opinion. Maybe that changes later on, but after 3 chapters I couldn't get into, I couldn't continue reading in order to find out. The setting at the beginning of the book was pretty unique, kinda gross, but unique. I admire the originality, but I really don't have anything else positive to say..
March 6, 2017
Austin Price aka Python is a sexy beast who is known to be a man-whore. He is an ex porn star, ex adult video chat star, he now owns a women's only club where no men are allowed except the male dancers. He wants to give women a place to come and unwind , where they feel pleasure, not threatened in any way. It is a pretty hot business for him .
Destiny Renee is also an ex porn star who runs a club as well, it is a strip club geared mainly toward men who attend called Dirty Destiny. Destiny is being blackmailed by a nasty police commissioner to find this woman who works at Python or else.. Destiny goes over there and ends up meeting Austin. There is such chemistry between them. Destiny doesn’t want to be a part of this blackmail scheme but she is ..What does this police commissioner want with woman, what secrets are being hid and who will be hurt the worst when they all come out?
Oh and the twists and turns? There are soo many. When one comes thru, then you are hit with another. This is a romantic suspense story that has A LOT of sex –it is so HOT!! STEAMY! I had to turn all my fans on as I was reading thru parts of this story. Austin aka Python is one hot stud and Destiny is just the woman for him. They aren’t angels but they aren’t bad people. I loved what the author was really saying to the reader without being preachy. I cannot wait to read what else the author has next coming up.
My rating: 4.7 stars ****
"I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book in exchange for an honest review***
Destiny Renee is also an ex porn star who runs a club as well, it is a strip club geared mainly toward men who attend called Dirty Destiny. Destiny is being blackmailed by a nasty police commissioner to find this woman who works at Python or else.. Destiny goes over there and ends up meeting Austin. There is such chemistry between them. Destiny doesn’t want to be a part of this blackmail scheme but she is ..What does this police commissioner want with woman, what secrets are being hid and who will be hurt the worst when they all come out?
Oh and the twists and turns? There are soo many. When one comes thru, then you are hit with another. This is a romantic suspense story that has A LOT of sex –it is so HOT!! STEAMY! I had to turn all my fans on as I was reading thru parts of this story. Austin aka Python is one hot stud and Destiny is just the woman for him. They aren’t angels but they aren’t bad people. I loved what the author was really saying to the reader without being preachy. I cannot wait to read what else the author has next coming up.
My rating: 4.7 stars ****
"I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book in exchange for an honest review***
March 14, 2017
Destiny's Python
This was a fantastic book from Alexis Angel. It was about doing something you loved and finding someone to love, and to do it together. They each had their own club,catering to the ladies and gentlemen, letting them fulfilling their own fantasies. It was smoking, hot and sexy, the love scenes were great, and all around great read. I loved the storyline and gave it 5 stars ✨
This was a fantastic book from Alexis Angel. It was about doing something you loved and finding someone to love, and to do it together. They each had their own club,catering to the ladies and gentlemen, letting them fulfilling their own fantasies. It was smoking, hot and sexy, the love scenes were great, and all around great read. I loved the storyline and gave it 5 stars ✨
March 6, 2017
Python was Alexis' hottest book yet! Python is the name of a male strip club where ANYTHING goes, and aside from the workers, no men allowed! The owner, Austin Price, used to do porn. So did Destiny, the owner of another strip club, this one with women dancers. Destiny is getting blackmailed into spying on Austin, but quickly gets side tracked. I wonder why, with all those pythons surrounding her. Mainly Austin's. He's attracted to her confidence, drawn to her, and asks her out on a date. The love scenes in this book are the hottest I have read in awhile. Please read alone, like in the comfort of your room ;) . So anyways, Austin has a secret and it's related to what she's being blackmailed for, and some stuff goes down and it's crazy. But don't worry, it has a HEA! And a lot of very happy moments in between. mmmmm Oh yeah I read an arc copy.
March 7, 2017
This is quite a captivating book with lots of twists & turns, hot sex, blackmail, etc
It's about Austin & Destiny....Austin's a billionaire ex porn star, who owns the Python Nightclub, a club exclusively for the pleasure of women. Destiny was also a porn star & owns the Dirty Destiny club exclusively for the pleasure of men. Destiny gets blackmailed to spy on Austin by the New York Police Commissioner. But when they meet, the sparks fly...mmm what's going to happen when the New York Police Commissioner finds out?
It's about Austin & Destiny....Austin's a billionaire ex porn star, who owns the Python Nightclub, a club exclusively for the pleasure of women. Destiny was also a porn star & owns the Dirty Destiny club exclusively for the pleasure of men. Destiny gets blackmailed to spy on Austin by the New York Police Commissioner. But when they meet, the sparks fly...mmm what's going to happen when the New York Police Commissioner finds out?
March 7, 2017
Get ready to have your mind blown by the Python!
This was one hot and totally sexy story you won't want to miss. Destiny and Austin both use to be porn stars and both own a club that some how revolves around sex. They both are extremely attracted to each other and it makes for some really hot sex scenes.
I recommend you check out Author Alexis Angels Python, you won't regret it!
****I voluntarily reviewed this advanced reader copy.****
Laura Redmon
Cutting Muse Blog Review
This was one hot and totally sexy story you won't want to miss. Destiny and Austin both use to be porn stars and both own a club that some how revolves around sex. They both are extremely attracted to each other and it makes for some really hot sex scenes.
I recommend you check out Author Alexis Angels Python, you won't regret it!
****I voluntarily reviewed this advanced reader copy.****
Laura Redmon
Cutting Muse Blog Review
November 10, 2017
It was a drippy read!
Needs a little editing though. Quite a few times words were left out and some of the sentences didn't flow.
Needs a little editing though. Quite a few times words were left out and some of the sentences didn't flow.
March 6, 2017
A whole new level of hotness!
I received an ARC for Python and voluntarily reviewed this book. NYC billionaire Austin Price is the proud owner of the hugely successful Python Nightclub, which caters exclusively to female clientele and anything for their pleasure. Destiny Renee made her money in the porn business and has now invested in her club, Dirty Destiny. All is not rosy, however, because she has an admirer in the form of the New York Police Commissioner himself, who also extorts from her "protection money." Things get complicated for her when he then threatens the security of Destiny's business and orders her to spy on Austin and his club's happenings because of rumors of a sex-trafficking ring allegedly run by a street hooker turned murderer. She visits Python and meets Austin himself, who buys into her so quickly that he offers her a job as manager of Python, but realizes with research that she has a club of her own to run, and she becomes even more attractive to him. They begin a hot-&-heavy relationship, but the Commissioner gets impatient and resorts to drastic measures to get his answers, causing Austin and Destiny to scramble for action.
Alexis Angel delivers a whole new level of hotness with this story, what a sexy new read! I hope that Mistress Strokes will get her own story soon as well, because there has got to be more for her than just a love for orange juice! ;-D
I received an ARC for Python and voluntarily reviewed this book. NYC billionaire Austin Price is the proud owner of the hugely successful Python Nightclub, which caters exclusively to female clientele and anything for their pleasure. Destiny Renee made her money in the porn business and has now invested in her club, Dirty Destiny. All is not rosy, however, because she has an admirer in the form of the New York Police Commissioner himself, who also extorts from her "protection money." Things get complicated for her when he then threatens the security of Destiny's business and orders her to spy on Austin and his club's happenings because of rumors of a sex-trafficking ring allegedly run by a street hooker turned murderer. She visits Python and meets Austin himself, who buys into her so quickly that he offers her a job as manager of Python, but realizes with research that she has a club of her own to run, and she becomes even more attractive to him. They begin a hot-&-heavy relationship, but the Commissioner gets impatient and resorts to drastic measures to get his answers, causing Austin and Destiny to scramble for action.
Alexis Angel delivers a whole new level of hotness with this story, what a sexy new read! I hope that Mistress Strokes will get her own story soon as well, because there has got to be more for her than just a love for orange juice! ;-D
February 10, 2018
I think this will probably be my last book for this author. While I love a good over-the-top alpha male story, this author did the two things I hate. One-I despise the constant reference and plugs to herself and other authors. Seriously, Eddie Cleveland was mentioned so much that you've completely killed my desire to even read any of his books. So you didn't help him, you hurt him in my eyes. The second thing... stop talking to me as the reader in the book!! "Did you see that? Of course you saw that". NO I DIDNT SEE THAT. I WAS NOT THERE. Tell me a story. Take me on a journey through the characters eyes. Don't tell me I know all this cause I'm there. You lose a ton in the mental visuals of the story with the author acting like you are there and you know this stuff already. BIG disappointment.
March 6, 2017
Review for PYTHON
OMG is all I can say. Destiny and Austin are explosive together. She owns a strip club and he owns a WOMANS ONLY club. The two are brought together through corruption, but the heat between these two will not be contained. Just when you think you have all the ends tied up and figured out, wham, you are hit with another revelation. The scenes in the book are hot , so if you are easily offended, please spare yourself from reading this story. But if you are looking for something that is going to curl your toes, by all means, please read with pleasure.
OMG is all I can say. Destiny and Austin are explosive together. She owns a strip club and he owns a WOMANS ONLY club. The two are brought together through corruption, but the heat between these two will not be contained. Just when you think you have all the ends tied up and figured out, wham, you are hit with another revelation. The scenes in the book are hot , so if you are easily offended, please spare yourself from reading this story. But if you are looking for something that is going to curl your toes, by all means, please read with pleasure.
March 21, 2017
WOW!!!!!
I completely loved this book! There are some really HOT M/F/M/M, F/F, and F/M/F scenes. This book is definitely dirty, erotic and sexy AF with a lot of cussing!!!
Austin "Python" Price has a lot of offer Destiny Renee and she has a lot to offer him. The story takes you through New York and corruption and good people trying to overcome that corruption by risking their own lives. Austin and Destiny come together as it should be and they are too hot to handle most of the time. Very well written, you get lost in Alexis's world. I definitely recommend this book!
I completely loved this book! There are some really HOT M/F/M/M, F/F, and F/M/F scenes. This book is definitely dirty, erotic and sexy AF with a lot of cussing!!!
Austin "Python" Price has a lot of offer Destiny Renee and she has a lot to offer him. The story takes you through New York and corruption and good people trying to overcome that corruption by risking their own lives. Austin and Destiny come together as it should be and they are too hot to handle most of the time. Very well written, you get lost in Alexis's world. I definitely recommend this book!
March 18, 2017
WOW, WOW,WOW!! I really can't say enough about this book. Austin "Python" Price is the alpha male of every woman's fantasies and Destiny is the lucky woman to get him. This story has everything you could ever want, gorgeous, alpha male, strong woman, humor, story twists, and the sex scenes are out of this world. Seriously, lock yourself in your bedroom, turn on the fan, and read this book!! Can't wait to start my next Alexis Angel book!
May 26, 2017
Good fun
I enjoyed Python and the way the story read, the different points of view were a blast to read and I really enjoyed Austin and Destiny's story. It's nice to see a writer who isn't afraid of cuss words or hot steamy sex with details that practically put you into the story. Alexis did a fantastic job and I look forward to reading more of her work in the future and hopefully seeing a book about a character in Python.
I enjoyed Python and the way the story read, the different points of view were a blast to read and I really enjoyed Austin and Destiny's story. It's nice to see a writer who isn't afraid of cuss words or hot steamy sex with details that practically put you into the story. Alexis did a fantastic job and I look forward to reading more of her work in the future and hopefully seeing a book about a character in Python.
April 19, 2018
This type of book doesn't offend me at all, I knew what I was in for when I purchased it and the sexy scenes were hot. What I didn't like was the fact that it felt like the book was written around those scenes with the story taking a back seat. The plot idea was exciting with the battle between them and the dirty authorities and I felt like it could have been awesome. I didn't enjoy the author name dropping at all and the book could do with a really good proof read.
March 6, 2017
Just Fantastic omg the chemistry between these two is off the charts will make you want your own Python.Austin the alpha Dominant male who worships woman and Destiny the strong independent woman will give Austin a run for his money,he has met his match.I Loved it I voluntarily read a readers copy of this book
March 9, 2017
Damn that was one hot book – loved a girl with a spine and brain, but also one who could trust if the trust was deserved (but without being naïve)
This should be read totally alone so you can appreciate it without people questioning why you looked flushed at times #drippy #hot #steamy #alphamale #alexisangelisqueen #alexisangel
This should be read totally alone so you can appreciate it without people questioning why you looked flushed at times #drippy #hot #steamy #alphamale #alexisangelisqueen #alexisangel
March 18, 2017
I loved this book! I will warn you that there is some M/F/M/M, F/F, and F/M/F scenes. If You don't like that kind of book I suggest you not read it. It was not your typical erotic book! If you are looking for a book that is dirty this is difinately the book for you. It does not go overboard with the dirty but it will make you hot under the collar! Ha Ha It is very well written & I did not see any typos in it. I got lost in this book from the first paragraph! It is so well written that you would like to live in this world Alexis created. I would love to have friends like the characters in this book! The characters are larger than life & still down to earth! This book has many layers & a lot of depth to it. I definitely recommend this book! If you can only buy one book & want an excellent book to read I suggest you buy this one!
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