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127 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1962
A nude steak posing behind gauze
Wins only gastropaths' applause.
An appetite that can be teased
Must be an appetite diseased.
This diagnosis may have point
When love's delivered with the joint.- Fair Shares for All, pg. 22
I sowed my wild oats
Before I was twenty.
Drunkards and turncoats
I knew in plenty.
Most friends betrayed me.
Each new affair
Further delayed me.
I didn't care.
I put no end to
The life that led me
The friends to lent to,
The bards who bled me.
Every bad penny
Finds it own robber.
My beds were many
And my cheques rubber.
Then, with the weather worse,
To the cold river,
I came reciting verse
With a hangover.
You shook a clammy hand.
How could I tell you
Then that wild oats died and
Brighter grain grew?
Now, once more wintertime,
We sit together.
In your bright forelock Time
Gives me fair weather.
Soon will a summer break
Well worth the having.
Then shall our hearts awake
Into our loving.- Song, pg. 60-61
From Heals and Harrods come her lovely bridegrooms
(One cheque alone furnished two bedrooms),
From a pantechnicon in the dog-paraded street
Under the orange plane leaves, on workmen's feet
Crunching over autumn, the fruits of marriage brought
Craftsman-felt wood, Swedish dressers, a court
Stool tastefully imitated and the wide bed—
(The girl who married money kept her maiden head).
As things were ticked off the Harrods list, there grew
A middle-class maze to pick your way through—
The labour-saving kitchen to match the labour-saving thing
She'd fitted before marriage (O Love, with this ring
I thee wed)—lastly the stereophonic radiogram
And her Aunt's sly letter promising a pram.
Settled in now, the Italian honeymoon over,
As the relatives said, she was living in clover.
The discontented drinking of a few weeks stopped,
She woke up one morning to her husband's alarm clock,
Saw the shining faces of the wedding gifts from the bed,
Foresaw the cosy routine of the massive years ahead.
As she watched her husband knot his tie for the City,
She thought: I wanted to be a dancer once—it's a pity
I've done none of the things I thought I wanted to,
Found nothing more exacting than my own looks, got through
Half a dozen lovers whose faces I can't quite remember
(I can still start the Rose Adagio, one foot on the fender)
But at least I'm safe from everything but cancer—
The apotheosis of the young wife and mediocre dancer.- Made in Heaven, pg. 93-94