“The Misadventures of Ka-Ron the Knight” by Donald Allen Kirch:
Only Kirch could comprehend a tale as convoluted as “The Misadventures of Ka-Ron the Knight” and weave a tapestry of unbelievable, yet absolutely accurate—would it have been true—characters and situations his readers will find entirely irresistible.
I have to admit; I had to first remind myself this was fantasy—fiction—which meant anything could happen. Once I got that, I found I was completely captivated, humored and utterly satiated. From Ka-Ron, the errant-knight of Idoshia and Kym—the woman who loved him—and her mother Kai, who casts a spell on Ka-Ron, this book springs to life in the most unusual way. Then we meet, Jatel, the knight’s, young squire; oh, and I mustn’t forget Ka-Ron’s horse Everheart—whom he can converse with by the way. Whew!
Very quickly En-Ron and Jatel’s lives become intertwined in a way they could never imagine—nor will you—and are joined by a cast of dysfunctional, curious, captivating creatures and various beings. An old warlock, an elf, a dwarf, a child-like dragon named Tork, pirates, a ship dubbed Argo and even vampires—just to name a few—invade their crazy, mixed-up, complicated and absolutely hilarious relationship.
My favorite line in the book: Molly (a vampire) and EnDon (Ka-Ron’s son) are caught making love. Ka-Ron, says, “He is not ready for this! He barely knows his alphabet!” And the dwarf’s comment was comparatively as priceless. If you want to know what all this fuss is about, read this book. You’ll love it! I did and I could not put it down.
Reviewed by: Terri Ann Armstrong author of “Morning Menace” and Executive Editor of Suspense Magazine