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Mall Priest
A priest, a rock star, and a demon walk into a shopping mall…
and then the apocalypse begins.Christmas Eve, 1985.
Shoppers flood the aisles of Mallzilla, Springfield’s largest shopping mall. But when Abaddon, one of the Devil’s deadliest soldiers, is unleashed, the mall becomes the epicenter of a battle between good and evil.
As Abaddon recruits an army of possessed mall-goers, a group of unlikely heroes, led by Father Sam, the mall’s resident priest, must band together to stop him. As the body count rises and the stakes get higher, the mall becomes the last line of defense against Abaddon’s quest for world domination.
Can the Mall Priest and his team send Abaddon back to Hell, or will he succeed in building an army of darkness?
and then the apocalypse begins.Christmas Eve, 1985.
Shoppers flood the aisles of Mallzilla, Springfield’s largest shopping mall. But when Abaddon, one of the Devil’s deadliest soldiers, is unleashed, the mall becomes the epicenter of a battle between good and evil.
As Abaddon recruits an army of possessed mall-goers, a group of unlikely heroes, led by Father Sam, the mall’s resident priest, must band together to stop him. As the body count rises and the stakes get higher, the mall becomes the last line of defense against Abaddon’s quest for world domination.
Can the Mall Priest and his team send Abaddon back to Hell, or will he succeed in building an army of darkness?
290 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 14, 2023
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About the author
Chris Heinicke
28 books56 followersAlthough working as a baker for many years, writing has been a passion for Chris for some time, starting in high school and reigniting again in 2006, when he first got the inspiration to begin writing 'The Man In Black.'
After completing that project eight years later, he took part in NaNoWriMo in November 2014, culminating into a project named 5PM. Deciding to self-publish, 5PM came out in February 2015, and then The Man In Black in August.
2016 saw the release of 7PM, and in that same year, his writing path met with that of Canadian author Kate Reedwood. A mutual respect of each other's work ignited an interest in working together, creating the Legacy Hunter series, the first of which to come out in July 2017.
Apart from writing, Chris enjoys travelling, reading, watching movies and all things geeky. He resides in Coffs Harbour with his wife and three children.
Chris will be at Nexus Con on July 29 celebrating the release of the first book in his Legacy Hunter series.
After completing that project eight years later, he took part in NaNoWriMo in November 2014, culminating into a project named 5PM. Deciding to self-publish, 5PM came out in February 2015, and then The Man In Black in August.
2016 saw the release of 7PM, and in that same year, his writing path met with that of Canadian author Kate Reedwood. A mutual respect of each other's work ignited an interest in working together, creating the Legacy Hunter series, the first of which to come out in July 2017.
Apart from writing, Chris enjoys travelling, reading, watching movies and all things geeky. He resides in Coffs Harbour with his wife and three children.
Chris will be at Nexus Con on July 29 celebrating the release of the first book in his Legacy Hunter series.
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April 24, 2024
Horror comedies rarely work as actual horror but this one did. The characters were great, sometimes chaotic, sometimes funny and sometimes tragic. The ending was chef's kiss too. Looking forward to reading the next one!
February 2, 2024
This story can be read anytime of the year, it’s not just for the Christmas holidays!
I really liked the beginning and the fast pace of the terror that spreads through the city and the mall. The mall scenes were crazy and intense.
The middle slowed a bit too much, and there was a lot of focus on the inner turmoil of the main character and a lot of religious reflection/introspection. This kind of turned me off the story as I feel like despite the fact the characters were open to all spirituality, the religious focus was getting pushed at the readers very strongly.
I enjoyed the ending, but felt the epilogue was completely unnecessary and had a very strange tone compared to the rest of the story.
There is at least 1 more book in the Mall Priest series (with another on the way), so if you want more Sam vs Evil then be sure to check them out!
I really liked the beginning and the fast pace of the terror that spreads through the city and the mall. The mall scenes were crazy and intense.
The middle slowed a bit too much, and there was a lot of focus on the inner turmoil of the main character and a lot of religious reflection/introspection. This kind of turned me off the story as I feel like despite the fact the characters were open to all spirituality, the religious focus was getting pushed at the readers very strongly.
I enjoyed the ending, but felt the epilogue was completely unnecessary and had a very strange tone compared to the rest of the story.
There is at least 1 more book in the Mall Priest series (with another on the way), so if you want more Sam vs Evil then be sure to check them out!
December 9, 2024
This was a super fun, bloody and damn good time. The imagery painted excellent pictures of horrific happenings when a mall is targeted and overrun by an inhuman force with vast power. We follow a group of survivors and face bouts of anxiety, shock and even bits of grief as numbers dwindle it faith persists. Will everyone fall victim? Will it ever end? Read this book and find out!
May 15, 2025
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Actual rating of 4.5
A priest, a rock star, and a demon walk into a shopping mall…and then the apocalypse begins. Christmas Eve, 1985.
Abaddon is free, and where is the demon heading? Straight to Mallzilla, the biggest shopping mall in Springfield. It's Christmas Eve, the mall is packed with frantic shoppers grabbing those last minute gifts, allowing themselves to become prime for the picking for Abaddon's army. A mall priest, a rockstar, and the head of security must band together, along with a handful of other survivors and push back against the forces of darkness. Body's are dropping, and things looking hopeless. Will Father Sam and his band of unlikely heroes be able to defeat the forces of darkness and prevent complete world domination?
I was lucky enough to receive a signed copy of this book and I treasure it dearly. This book pleasantly surprised me and I've been recommending it to people constantly. I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did! The tagline got me, how could it not? The possibilities that rolled through my head were endless and I wasn't disappointed in what I got, at all.
One thing that I absolutely LOVED about this story, was that the religious aspects of the story, of which there were a fair few, did not overpower the rest of the story. I struggle with books that have heavy religious themes in it, I'm not sure why, I'm not religious, so I guess I just don't find it that interesting. This book? This book did it PERFECTLY. One of the main characters, and my favourite character is Father Sam. He's the mall priest, stuck at the mall on Christmas Eve handing out pamphlets. That's how well the religious themes are handled in this story, the priest is my favourite character. The religious aspects are handled respectfully with tact and grace, and I actually really enjoyed it. I absolutely loved the opening of the story where we encounter Abaddon and how Abaddon gets free from its cage in order to wreak havoc. The opening gave me movie vibes majorly and I enjoyed every second of it. I also was pleasantly surprised at how violent, and gore filled the story was, it's not done as shock factor, it only shows just how dire the situation is and how dangerous the demon and its minions can be. The gore and violence aren't over the top, but it is in there, so just be mindful.
I absolutely loved the characters and how they all ended up being the last line of defense against the forces of darkness. I loved the character relationship between Father Sam and the head of security. I found that I really appreciated that Father Sam's character was so real and down to earth, he was so flawed in his humanity and I absolutely loved that about him. I could really understand him questioning his faith and struggling with carrying the weight of all mankind on his shoulders. I loved the character of the little girl too; I can't quite remember her name at the moment. I found that Heinicke and Reedwood had written an amazing antagonist. Abaddon was truly terrifying and multiple times I found myself wondering whether they would be able to defeat the demon or whether everyone was sure to die. The only reason I didn't buy into that latter thought was because I knew there were sequels hahahaha. I really felt the hopelessness and the impossible nature of the task that these characters were faced with. Being able to write a bag guy that really does feel like nothing can defeat them is no easy task and I applaud Heinicke and Reedwood for what they've created here.
If you're looking for a solid Christmas horror set in the 80s where the battle between good and evil is real, make sure you check this one out. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed this and I can't wait to pick up the sequels!
Actual rating of 4.5
A priest, a rock star, and a demon walk into a shopping mall…and then the apocalypse begins. Christmas Eve, 1985.
Abaddon is free, and where is the demon heading? Straight to Mallzilla, the biggest shopping mall in Springfield. It's Christmas Eve, the mall is packed with frantic shoppers grabbing those last minute gifts, allowing themselves to become prime for the picking for Abaddon's army. A mall priest, a rockstar, and the head of security must band together, along with a handful of other survivors and push back against the forces of darkness. Body's are dropping, and things looking hopeless. Will Father Sam and his band of unlikely heroes be able to defeat the forces of darkness and prevent complete world domination?
I was lucky enough to receive a signed copy of this book and I treasure it dearly. This book pleasantly surprised me and I've been recommending it to people constantly. I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did! The tagline got me, how could it not? The possibilities that rolled through my head were endless and I wasn't disappointed in what I got, at all.
One thing that I absolutely LOVED about this story, was that the religious aspects of the story, of which there were a fair few, did not overpower the rest of the story. I struggle with books that have heavy religious themes in it, I'm not sure why, I'm not religious, so I guess I just don't find it that interesting. This book? This book did it PERFECTLY. One of the main characters, and my favourite character is Father Sam. He's the mall priest, stuck at the mall on Christmas Eve handing out pamphlets. That's how well the religious themes are handled in this story, the priest is my favourite character. The religious aspects are handled respectfully with tact and grace, and I actually really enjoyed it. I absolutely loved the opening of the story where we encounter Abaddon and how Abaddon gets free from its cage in order to wreak havoc. The opening gave me movie vibes majorly and I enjoyed every second of it. I also was pleasantly surprised at how violent, and gore filled the story was, it's not done as shock factor, it only shows just how dire the situation is and how dangerous the demon and its minions can be. The gore and violence aren't over the top, but it is in there, so just be mindful.
I absolutely loved the characters and how they all ended up being the last line of defense against the forces of darkness. I loved the character relationship between Father Sam and the head of security. I found that I really appreciated that Father Sam's character was so real and down to earth, he was so flawed in his humanity and I absolutely loved that about him. I could really understand him questioning his faith and struggling with carrying the weight of all mankind on his shoulders. I loved the character of the little girl too; I can't quite remember her name at the moment. I found that Heinicke and Reedwood had written an amazing antagonist. Abaddon was truly terrifying and multiple times I found myself wondering whether they would be able to defeat the demon or whether everyone was sure to die. The only reason I didn't buy into that latter thought was because I knew there were sequels hahahaha. I really felt the hopelessness and the impossible nature of the task that these characters were faced with. Being able to write a bag guy that really does feel like nothing can defeat them is no easy task and I applaud Heinicke and Reedwood for what they've created here.
If you're looking for a solid Christmas horror set in the 80s where the battle between good and evil is real, make sure you check this one out. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed this and I can't wait to pick up the sequels!
April 14, 2024
Kate Reedwood and Chris Heinicke have partnered together again to produce a fantastic new book, Mall Priest: A Tale of Demonic Holiday Horror. As usual, they send the reader on an emotional rollercoaster ride.
Horror is a new genre for this pair, and as the title might suggest it’s more of a light horror read. It puts me in mind of the movie Tremors With it’s kind of comedic style. Horror is also not my favourite genre, and I was afraid I might not enjoy this book, but once I started I could not put it down. (I started it before bed and finished it at about one in the morning, it was just that addictive.)
Mall Priest is set in 1985, and is about a demon invading a shopping mall on Christmas Eve in an attempt to create an army to take over the world.
The main character is Sam, the priest who is spending Christmas Eve handing out pamphlets in the mall as part of an effort to attract people back to the church. Assisting him in fighting the demon is a large cast of characters, from the head of mall security, to a group of militia types who think guns solve everything. I can’t get specific about some of the characters without spoiling a lot of fun moments for readers, but the characters make the story very interesting.
Really, this was just such a fun read, I almost hated to see it end. I highly recommend it, even if horror isn’t normally your thing.
Horror is a new genre for this pair, and as the title might suggest it’s more of a light horror read. It puts me in mind of the movie Tremors With it’s kind of comedic style. Horror is also not my favourite genre, and I was afraid I might not enjoy this book, but once I started I could not put it down. (I started it before bed and finished it at about one in the morning, it was just that addictive.)
Mall Priest is set in 1985, and is about a demon invading a shopping mall on Christmas Eve in an attempt to create an army to take over the world.
The main character is Sam, the priest who is spending Christmas Eve handing out pamphlets in the mall as part of an effort to attract people back to the church. Assisting him in fighting the demon is a large cast of characters, from the head of mall security, to a group of militia types who think guns solve everything. I can’t get specific about some of the characters without spoiling a lot of fun moments for readers, but the characters make the story very interesting.
Really, this was just such a fun read, I almost hated to see it end. I highly recommend it, even if horror isn’t normally your thing.
November 9, 2023
I decided I needed to try a new book and the title of this book called out to me. I am glad I read this book. What a ride it was. I got lost in the mall with the characters as I tried to figure out where they were going to get away from all the demonic creatures. People were possessed so quickly that I could not imagine trying to be safe. The deaths were pretty gory but not over the top. I found myself enjoying this read so much that I did not realize I was at the end. There is another book in the series and I will be reading that book also. Thanks for writing an excellent novel of possession.
January 10, 2024
‘Join me. I love you people with guns.’
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Father Sam is working community outreach at Springfield Mall on Christmas Eve, 1985. Not many people are interested in his message of God…at least until Santa buries his arm elbow deep in one of his helpers…
This book is such a romp! If you’re looking for a different read this Christmas, why not try a horror? Does this fall into the Die Hard cannon of Christmas media, sure but it’s also so, so fun. Father Sam is actually a really relatable character, he’s just a man faced with the terror of an evil entity and its vast cosmic power. I generally just recommend this.
Basically, read it. Read it now! And then get the sequel!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Father Sam is working community outreach at Springfield Mall on Christmas Eve, 1985. Not many people are interested in his message of God…at least until Santa buries his arm elbow deep in one of his helpers…
This book is such a romp! If you’re looking for a different read this Christmas, why not try a horror? Does this fall into the Die Hard cannon of Christmas media, sure but it’s also so, so fun. Father Sam is actually a really relatable character, he’s just a man faced with the terror of an evil entity and its vast cosmic power. I generally just recommend this.
Basically, read it. Read it now! And then get the sequel!!
December 13, 2025
Tis the season for holiday horror, and what better way to indulge than with Mall Priest! The first in a trilogy, we’re introduced to Father Sam, a priest trying to spread the good word in a mall on Christmas Eve 1985. Shoppers rush past him, more concerned with getting last minute deals, while Sarah, the head of mall security, prepares for a concert by the famous Ricky Gibson. Little do they know, Abaddon has escaped his prison, intent to start the demon apocalypse. There’s no place like the local mall to find people steeped in the seven deadly sins. Now, Father Sam, Sarah, Ricky, and those trapped inside must fight for not only their lives and souls, but the souls of everyone on earth.
I’ve quickly become a huge fan of Chris and Kate’s books, and this was no exception. I loved how they mixed in bits of humor with the horror and gore of the carnage. There were several standout characters and unexpected heroics, as well as bitter losses. The nostalgia of a giant mall in the 80s was perfect, and I laughed, gasped in shock, and teared up more than once. I can’t wait to read the other two books. If you want to add to your holiday TBR, don’t miss this one!
I’ve quickly become a huge fan of Chris and Kate’s books, and this was no exception. I loved how they mixed in bits of humor with the horror and gore of the carnage. There were several standout characters and unexpected heroics, as well as bitter losses. The nostalgia of a giant mall in the 80s was perfect, and I laughed, gasped in shock, and teared up more than once. I can’t wait to read the other two books. If you want to add to your holiday TBR, don’t miss this one!
November 23, 2023
I recently had the privilege of reading Mall Priest by Chris Heinicke and Kate Reedwood.
Admittedly I don’t generally read much horror, but in this case I’m glad I did, and feel I should perhaps read more of it in the future. As I was travelling on an international flight – and had seen most of the inflight entertainment – I have to say I read it in one sitting.
I guess even if it is a genre I’m not experienced with, simply enjoying a good read is an essential aspect of any novel.
For me, it was a cross between Constantine meets Hellboy (though some people think I’m a bit NQR…)
There’s a variety of characters and each plays the part well into what is a nicely woven occult plot with supernatural, demonic overtones set within a large shopping mall. Interspersed with some humour thrown in for good measure, I thoroughly enjoyed Mall Priest.
The good news is, there are a coupe more books in the series!
Admittedly I don’t generally read much horror, but in this case I’m glad I did, and feel I should perhaps read more of it in the future. As I was travelling on an international flight – and had seen most of the inflight entertainment – I have to say I read it in one sitting.
I guess even if it is a genre I’m not experienced with, simply enjoying a good read is an essential aspect of any novel.
For me, it was a cross between Constantine meets Hellboy (though some people think I’m a bit NQR…)
There’s a variety of characters and each plays the part well into what is a nicely woven occult plot with supernatural, demonic overtones set within a large shopping mall. Interspersed with some humour thrown in for good measure, I thoroughly enjoyed Mall Priest.
The good news is, there are a coupe more books in the series!
December 14, 2025
This book will make shopping at a mall feel different. It was full of mayhem and murder. You couldn’t have a favourite character as demons don’t care who they go for it was all out warfare of the human race. Also bowling you’ll wanna double check it’s a ball in your hand after this book. It had humour and lovable characters that had you hoping for the best. The ending of course gave you thoughts that it isn’t over by a long shot.
February 4, 2025
As someone who works in a mall can confirm this is what Black Friday looks like.
This is B movie grade campy fun and I love it!
Basically if From Dusk till Dawn happens in a mall with a slice of Evil Dead thrown in the mix for shits and giggles.
Loved the characters, can’t pick an outright favourite, but Clint is a little higher than the others.
I’m a little worried about Sam and Sarah due to the epilogue, will just have to crack open the second one to see what happens next.
This is B movie grade campy fun and I love it!
Basically if From Dusk till Dawn happens in a mall with a slice of Evil Dead thrown in the mix for shits and giggles.
Loved the characters, can’t pick an outright favourite, but Clint is a little higher than the others.
I’m a little worried about Sam and Sarah due to the epilogue, will just have to crack open the second one to see what happens next.
October 19, 2023
Mall Priest is a super fun light horror semi-comedic experience. A demon is loose and it's up to a group of varied characters with their own backstories, strengths, and weaknesses to stop him. Tonally it's a little interesting at times but black comedies lend themselves towards that.
There are scenes of horror, scenes of humor, and genuinely heartfelt moments and it keeps moving until the end.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
There are scenes of horror, scenes of humor, and genuinely heartfelt moments and it keeps moving until the end.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
March 17, 2025
I’d describe this book as Evil Dead set in a shopping mall at Christmas time. The best part of the experience is that it all works; the nostalgia, the horror, the comedy, its blended perfectly.
This was a fast paced and harrowing read. Looking forward to the rest of the trilogy!
This was a fast paced and harrowing read. Looking forward to the rest of the trilogy!
October 4, 2024
This! Book! Ah! So much fun and the CHARACTERS! I am so glad it's a series because I cannot get enough of them. Such a delight!
June 21, 2023
Literally just turned the last page and I think it's going to take me a moment to find the words!
First thing that comes to mind - that was so MUCH FUN AND I WANT MORE!
As an avid watcher of horror movies, sometimes I think I can't be surprised anymore.
Boy, I was wrong, and so happy to be so! There were plot twists and turns that had me slamming the book shut and going WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. and then opening it again in haste to keep reading.
It was funny, charming, scary, gory, and just all the wonderful things you'd want it to be.
A very happy 5 stars, and I can not wait for the next one!
On a side note - anyone know where I can find a sexy Scottish silver-fox Santa? Asking for a friend.
First thing that comes to mind - that was so MUCH FUN AND I WANT MORE!
As an avid watcher of horror movies, sometimes I think I can't be surprised anymore.
Boy, I was wrong, and so happy to be so! There were plot twists and turns that had me slamming the book shut and going WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED. and then opening it again in haste to keep reading.
It was funny, charming, scary, gory, and just all the wonderful things you'd want it to be.
A very happy 5 stars, and I can not wait for the next one!
On a side note - anyone know where I can find a sexy Scottish silver-fox Santa? Asking for a friend.
January 1, 2026
Mall Priest is the perfect light comedic horror read for spooky season. A demon invades a shopping mall on Christmas Eve intent on raising an army to take over the world. Sam, a priest passing out pamphlets in the mall, suddenly has to take on a demon. What ensures is a horror comedy for the ages.
The cast of characters is very enjoyable. The book is over-the-top in the best way. The battles are engaging and the pacing is great. Its rare to call a horror book fun, but that's exactly what this was....FUN. I heard there's a sequel and I can't wait. This book made me laugh so hard I cried in spots.
Thank you to BookSirens and the authors for this ARC. I am leaving this review voluntarily and all views expressed are my own.
The cast of characters is very enjoyable. The book is over-the-top in the best way. The battles are engaging and the pacing is great. Its rare to call a horror book fun, but that's exactly what this was....FUN. I heard there's a sequel and I can't wait. This book made me laugh so hard I cried in spots.
Thank you to BookSirens and the authors for this ARC. I am leaving this review voluntarily and all views expressed are my own.
May 19, 2023
Who knew I would ever call a horror story a fantastic and fun read. Mall Priest takes me back to my childhood watching 80's horror movies. The story has it all. A compelling plot, gore, an alpha hero, who is also a hot priest, a fierce heroine, quirky supportive characters, a snarky demon who creates hell on earth and the ultimate demon hunter squad who makes being a nuns and priest seem cool. The authors did a great job at keeping the reader guessing on how the story was going to end. Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised and happy for the characters on how it ended. Love the little twist that I am happy to hear is leading to a second book. Definitely pick this book up.
May 31, 2023
Incredible.
Amazing.
I can’t love this enough.
If you love the 80s, malls or horror, this one is for you. It took me on a ride that I didn’t want to get off.
Love Kate and Chris’s writing and this book does not disappoint.
Do yourself a favour (yes, a u because I’m Australian and that’s how we spell it). Grab it. Turn off your socials and put your phone on silent and devour these words. You won’t be disappointed.
Amazing.
I can’t love this enough.
If you love the 80s, malls or horror, this one is for you. It took me on a ride that I didn’t want to get off.
Love Kate and Chris’s writing and this book does not disappoint.
Do yourself a favour (yes, a u because I’m Australian and that’s how we spell it). Grab it. Turn off your socials and put your phone on silent and devour these words. You won’t be disappointed.
January 3, 2026
A priest, a rock star, and a demon walk into a shopping mall … and then the apocalypse begins.
Christmas Eve, 1985.
A Christmas comedic horror: this was everything nuts, satanic and apocalyptic, all rolled into one shopping centre in the 1980s. I went in blindly on a whim and recommendation from @chubby_little_butter_books and I just say I was pleasantly surprised by this mixture of chaos, humour, horror and holy water.
There's something about this book that works, and it works really well. The scene setting at the Mallzilla was concise yet detailed. For each of the characters that had a role to play in defeating the infamous demon Abbadon, there was a backstory and also a lot of present-day conflict that they had to deal with in order to defeat the demon. Father Sam was such a true to life character and the way when he grappled with his own demons (pardon the pun) gave this book a strong foundation in the good of humanity. There was also a nice little reflection on other spiritualistic elements in the world like crystals and Gaia that also played their part in this story.
The shopping mall on Christmas Eve was an ingenious setting. Loaded with shoppers, what better place to corral a demonic army and trap those who rebelled against the horror, including a bowling alley where heads literally rolled. And what could be better than going to your local shopping centre to watch your rock idol, Ricky Gibson, sing his number one hits? The nostalgia was spot on. Even though it was outrageous and there was blood and gore and craziness to it all, it did actually reflect back on the meaning of sacrifice and friendship and believing. Sometimes it's having faith and believing in something that is the one thing that will keep you going. And sometimes it's about letting go of all of those material wishes and wants in order to get what you really need.
Christmas Eve, 1985.
A Christmas comedic horror: this was everything nuts, satanic and apocalyptic, all rolled into one shopping centre in the 1980s. I went in blindly on a whim and recommendation from @chubby_little_butter_books and I just say I was pleasantly surprised by this mixture of chaos, humour, horror and holy water.
There's something about this book that works, and it works really well. The scene setting at the Mallzilla was concise yet detailed. For each of the characters that had a role to play in defeating the infamous demon Abbadon, there was a backstory and also a lot of present-day conflict that they had to deal with in order to defeat the demon. Father Sam was such a true to life character and the way when he grappled with his own demons (pardon the pun) gave this book a strong foundation in the good of humanity. There was also a nice little reflection on other spiritualistic elements in the world like crystals and Gaia that also played their part in this story.
The shopping mall on Christmas Eve was an ingenious setting. Loaded with shoppers, what better place to corral a demonic army and trap those who rebelled against the horror, including a bowling alley where heads literally rolled. And what could be better than going to your local shopping centre to watch your rock idol, Ricky Gibson, sing his number one hits? The nostalgia was spot on. Even though it was outrageous and there was blood and gore and craziness to it all, it did actually reflect back on the meaning of sacrifice and friendship and believing. Sometimes it's having faith and believing in something that is the one thing that will keep you going. And sometimes it's about letting go of all of those material wishes and wants in order to get what you really need.
September 23, 2024
The Mall Priest is a fast-paced, gore-filled, comedy-horror novel with relentless action and suspense. The storyline is incredibly original with its premise of an unleashed demon taking possession of people in a shopping mall on Christmas Eve to build an apocalyptic army. Even if horror is not your genre of choice, you’ll still likely find this book difficult to put down. The book features many compelling characters, including an alpha hero priest, an embattled rock star, a snarky demon, quirky supporting characters, and the ultimate demon hunter squad!
The mall, perfectly named Mallzilla, comes to life in all its 1980s glory. The writing makes it so easy to visualize the shops, aisles, and the Christmas tree concourse where most of the action unfolds. There is even a retro bowling alley where one of the thrilling battle scenes takes place. The author uses all of these fantastic settings to great effect, creating both truly horrifying and absurdly hilarious scenes.
It should also be noted that there is some religious ideology in this book, but it’s mostly presented by the priest protagonist, Father Sam, in his efforts to exorcise the demon-possessed humans and banish the demon Abaddon back to Hell. None of it is written in a preachy manner, so it definitely doesn’t detract from the story. There are also interesting references to other mystical spiritual ideologies, including protective crystals, Gaia, and angels, that add further intrigue to the story.
The story effectively highlights the conflict between modern-day materialism and spiritual faith by using the juxtaposition of frenetic Christmas shoppers alongside an unperturbed priest who's upholding his spiritual convictions. After such an action-packed storyline, the epilogue provides some more comic relief, as well as some unexpected twists that give some insight into what may arise in the book’s sequel.
Overall, Mall Priest is a fun, atmospheric, and thought-provoking comedy-horror book that stands out for its originality. If a Christmas story with a retro vibe, some gore, non-stop suspense, and memorable characters tickles your fancy, then you’ll definitely want to give this book a try! It’s also great to know that books two and three in the series have already been released, so you can joyfully devour the entire series this spooky season!
🎤NARRATOR PERFORMANCE🎤
Narrator Justin Price does a phenomenal job elevating this story to its full potential. Price brings a commanding voice to the story from start to finish and perfectly portrays each character with a distinct and authentic voice that gives the audiobook the feel of a multicast listen. In particular, his portrayal of the demon Abaddon is a perfect combination of terrifying and hilarious, matching the character’s dark, sardonic persona. Price never wavers in his performance, paces the story incredibly well, and brilliantly increases the emotional intensity of the characters towards the end, making for a very captivating listen! With such exceptional narration, the recommended format for enjoying this book is most definitely the audiobook! It's a wild ride of a listen that you won't soon forget!
The mall, perfectly named Mallzilla, comes to life in all its 1980s glory. The writing makes it so easy to visualize the shops, aisles, and the Christmas tree concourse where most of the action unfolds. There is even a retro bowling alley where one of the thrilling battle scenes takes place. The author uses all of these fantastic settings to great effect, creating both truly horrifying and absurdly hilarious scenes.
It should also be noted that there is some religious ideology in this book, but it’s mostly presented by the priest protagonist, Father Sam, in his efforts to exorcise the demon-possessed humans and banish the demon Abaddon back to Hell. None of it is written in a preachy manner, so it definitely doesn’t detract from the story. There are also interesting references to other mystical spiritual ideologies, including protective crystals, Gaia, and angels, that add further intrigue to the story.
The story effectively highlights the conflict between modern-day materialism and spiritual faith by using the juxtaposition of frenetic Christmas shoppers alongside an unperturbed priest who's upholding his spiritual convictions. After such an action-packed storyline, the epilogue provides some more comic relief, as well as some unexpected twists that give some insight into what may arise in the book’s sequel.
Overall, Mall Priest is a fun, atmospheric, and thought-provoking comedy-horror book that stands out for its originality. If a Christmas story with a retro vibe, some gore, non-stop suspense, and memorable characters tickles your fancy, then you’ll definitely want to give this book a try! It’s also great to know that books two and three in the series have already been released, so you can joyfully devour the entire series this spooky season!
🎤NARRATOR PERFORMANCE🎤
Narrator Justin Price does a phenomenal job elevating this story to its full potential. Price brings a commanding voice to the story from start to finish and perfectly portrays each character with a distinct and authentic voice that gives the audiobook the feel of a multicast listen. In particular, his portrayal of the demon Abaddon is a perfect combination of terrifying and hilarious, matching the character’s dark, sardonic persona. Price never wavers in his performance, paces the story incredibly well, and brilliantly increases the emotional intensity of the characters towards the end, making for a very captivating listen! With such exceptional narration, the recommended format for enjoying this book is most definitely the audiobook! It's a wild ride of a listen that you won't soon forget!
October 31, 2023
Mall Priest: A Tale of Demonic Holiday Horror is a fast-paced, gore-filled horror novel that will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Set on Christmas Eve in 1985, the story follows Father Sam, the mall priest of Springfield's largest shopping mall, as he and a group of unlikely heroes band together to stop Abaddon, one of the Devil's deadliest soldiers, from unleashing hell on Earth.
Heinicke and Redwood do a masterful job of creating a sense of dread and suspense as the body count rises and the mall becomes a battleground between good and evil. The characters are well-developed and relatable, and the action is relentless. The book is also full of humor, which helps to offset the darker elements of the story.
One of the things that makes Mall Priest so enjoyable is its unique premise. The idea of a demon possessing a shopping mall is both absurd and terrifying, and Heinicke and Redwood really run with it. The mall comes to life in all its garish, 1980s glory, and the authors use the setting to great effect, creating some truly memorable and disturbing scenes.
Overall, Mall Priest is a must-read for fans of horror fiction. It's a fun, thrilling, and original novel that will stay with you long after you finish reading it.
Here are some of the things that I loved about the book:
The unique and original premise
The well-developed and relatable characters
The relentless action and suspense
The perfect balance of humor and horror
The vivid and atmospheric setting
If you're a fan of horror fiction, I highly recommend checking out Mall Priest. It's a book that you won't soon forget.
Heinicke and Redwood do a masterful job of creating a sense of dread and suspense as the body count rises and the mall becomes a battleground between good and evil. The characters are well-developed and relatable, and the action is relentless. The book is also full of humor, which helps to offset the darker elements of the story.
One of the things that makes Mall Priest so enjoyable is its unique premise. The idea of a demon possessing a shopping mall is both absurd and terrifying, and Heinicke and Redwood really run with it. The mall comes to life in all its garish, 1980s glory, and the authors use the setting to great effect, creating some truly memorable and disturbing scenes.
Overall, Mall Priest is a must-read for fans of horror fiction. It's a fun, thrilling, and original novel that will stay with you long after you finish reading it.
Here are some of the things that I loved about the book:
The unique and original premise
The well-developed and relatable characters
The relentless action and suspense
The perfect balance of humor and horror
The vivid and atmospheric setting
If you're a fan of horror fiction, I highly recommend checking out Mall Priest. It's a book that you won't soon forget.
November 30, 2023
“A priest, a rock star, and a demon walk into a shopping mall…and then the apocalypse begins.”
OMG! This story was dark, twisted, gory and hilarious. I love horror stories and this one was phenomenal and just right for this time of the year. It was one hell of a crazy and intense rollercoaster ride that I never wanted to end.
From the very first chapter, I was hooked and utterly captivated by the characters and the unique plotline. The imagery was very detailed and creative and the world building was just outstanding. The concept of a big “oops, my bad” a demon got loose, and then that demon taking over the mall at Christmas to build an army to take over the world – WTF – but I loved it!
Abaddon was so unhinged and evil, but his crazy one-liners had me cackling like crazy. And the things he made others do (i.e. bowling with heads - LOL) kept me giggling throughout. I loved his craziness and the creative ways he killed.
“I love the smell of carnage in the morning.”
I could not get enough of this story. It kept me on the edge of my seat, laughing throughout, and gasping at all of the twists and turns that kept happening right before my eyes. The story was filled with suspense, action, violence, gore and some feisty characters with quirky personalities. It was so much fun from start to finish and now I can’t wait to read the next book in the series!!!
OMG! This story was dark, twisted, gory and hilarious. I love horror stories and this one was phenomenal and just right for this time of the year. It was one hell of a crazy and intense rollercoaster ride that I never wanted to end.
From the very first chapter, I was hooked and utterly captivated by the characters and the unique plotline. The imagery was very detailed and creative and the world building was just outstanding. The concept of a big “oops, my bad” a demon got loose, and then that demon taking over the mall at Christmas to build an army to take over the world – WTF – but I loved it!
Abaddon was so unhinged and evil, but his crazy one-liners had me cackling like crazy. And the things he made others do (i.e. bowling with heads - LOL) kept me giggling throughout. I loved his craziness and the creative ways he killed.
“I love the smell of carnage in the morning.”
I could not get enough of this story. It kept me on the edge of my seat, laughing throughout, and gasping at all of the twists and turns that kept happening right before my eyes. The story was filled with suspense, action, violence, gore and some feisty characters with quirky personalities. It was so much fun from start to finish and now I can’t wait to read the next book in the series!!!
September 13, 2023
Deck the Malls
Mall Priest started out pretty strong. The big "oopsie" that sets the demon loose spiraled into the wonderful, over-the-top chaos that I love from this kind of horror. The cast of characters is varied and I love that people from different backgrounds used them to their advantage during battle. For example, the backwoods boys are great with firearms, while the singer can put on a show.
A little over the halfway point, things began to drag for me. The plot slows down as the focus shifts to the Mall Priest's inner turmoil and self-doubt. This would be fine, but the same struggle continues for a good 25% of the book and began to feel pretty overdone. The battles during this stretch also felt less engaging. They were used more to reinforce that the priest is doubting himself rather than to entertain and move the plot forward. I ended up needing to skim through a bit until the next interesting horror antics happened.
Thank you for the chance to read the book for free. I'm leaving this review of my own accord.
Mall Priest started out pretty strong. The big "oopsie" that sets the demon loose spiraled into the wonderful, over-the-top chaos that I love from this kind of horror. The cast of characters is varied and I love that people from different backgrounds used them to their advantage during battle. For example, the backwoods boys are great with firearms, while the singer can put on a show.
A little over the halfway point, things began to drag for me. The plot slows down as the focus shifts to the Mall Priest's inner turmoil and self-doubt. This would be fine, but the same struggle continues for a good 25% of the book and began to feel pretty overdone. The battles during this stretch also felt less engaging. They were used more to reinforce that the priest is doubting himself rather than to entertain and move the plot forward. I ended up needing to skim through a bit until the next interesting horror antics happened.
Thank you for the chance to read the book for free. I'm leaving this review of my own accord.
March 5, 2024
A fun ride into the 80s with demons, priests, pop singers and whatever you think of! I loved the 80s references and the fact it was set in the year I was born.
What happens when a demon comes out of his vessel after 500 years? Well I can tell you that there's going to be a lot of blood. And all of this happens during Christmas Eve in a very busy shopping mall where coincidentally Father Sam is trying to bring some faith back to the disinterested people of Springfield.
What comes next are some unforgettable events for all those stuck in the mall and a very humorous read, full of cheesy jokes and lines that result in an entertaining light horror, with some unexpected cliffhangers at the end!
Although very funny and easy to read I don't know if I'd be eager to read the sequel as it might have been a bit too cheesy for me. I recommend it for those of you looking for a horror comedy with 80s nostalgia.
Thanks to the authors for a copy and this is my honest opinion.
What happens when a demon comes out of his vessel after 500 years? Well I can tell you that there's going to be a lot of blood. And all of this happens during Christmas Eve in a very busy shopping mall where coincidentally Father Sam is trying to bring some faith back to the disinterested people of Springfield.
What comes next are some unforgettable events for all those stuck in the mall and a very humorous read, full of cheesy jokes and lines that result in an entertaining light horror, with some unexpected cliffhangers at the end!
Although very funny and easy to read I don't know if I'd be eager to read the sequel as it might have been a bit too cheesy for me. I recommend it for those of you looking for a horror comedy with 80s nostalgia.
Thanks to the authors for a copy and this is my honest opinion.
October 18, 2024
Mall Priest by Chris Heinicke and Kate Reedwood
5/5
Mall Priest is like a drunk person trying to tell you about a horror film from the 80s but they keep getting confused and adding things from other films.
If you love the 80s and know your references this is a five star book, if you listen to the audio, it's a five star book, if you pick it up on a whim and it's not your thing, it might be four stars, but you'll have fun anyway.
We're into the action right away, i found myself chuckling at the characters, in a good way. It's reminiscent of The Expendables for 80s horror.
When the screaming starts though, the chuckling stops. For such a seminglg goodbye natured novel, this thing doesn't stray away from the violence, or the intensity in which it starts killing people off.
Demons in a mall. The bodycoint is going to be high!
Grab yourself a copy this Christmas and get wrapped up in the cosy kill frenzy glow Mall Priest.
5/5
Mall Priest is like a drunk person trying to tell you about a horror film from the 80s but they keep getting confused and adding things from other films.
If you love the 80s and know your references this is a five star book, if you listen to the audio, it's a five star book, if you pick it up on a whim and it's not your thing, it might be four stars, but you'll have fun anyway.
We're into the action right away, i found myself chuckling at the characters, in a good way. It's reminiscent of The Expendables for 80s horror.
When the screaming starts though, the chuckling stops. For such a seminglg goodbye natured novel, this thing doesn't stray away from the violence, or the intensity in which it starts killing people off.
Demons in a mall. The bodycoint is going to be high!
Grab yourself a copy this Christmas and get wrapped up in the cosy kill frenzy glow Mall Priest.
April 29, 2025
I had seen this book before and debated reading it, it looked interesting but maybe a bit cheesy. I would definitely say it’s a bit cheesy, but I’m glad I decided to pick it up. While it’s horror, it’s not gruesome or gory. A few graphic death scenes, but not on the level of most horror writers, which made it more enjoyable for me. Who knew that a priest hanging around a shopping mall at Christmas time, looking to bring people to church, would end up being a demon fighting warrior? You do get really attached to the characters and I’m glad the authors decided to make it series. It’s interesting to watch them grow and change between the few years of each book. It progresses at a really nice pace and keeps you highly engaged. I’ll genuinely be sad when this series ends. It’s pretty darn cool.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
December 19, 2024
Father Sam is in the local mall on outreach when an accident nearby releases an ancient demon intent on carnage. The mall security is led by Sam’s school sweetheart, Sarah, and along with a SWAT team, a heartthrob singer, an orphan, a Vatican specialist and a whole bunch of shoppers they become the last line of defence against Armageddon.
This was fun, a horror set in the 80’s full of fantastic larger than life characters battling an ancient evil who can possess and influence everyone he touches. The deaths are many and gruesome, the mall is literally soaked in blood, entrails and decapitated heads! Can the power of belief not only in gods but love and trust defeat the demon and send it back to hell!
This was fun, a horror set in the 80’s full of fantastic larger than life characters battling an ancient evil who can possess and influence everyone he touches. The deaths are many and gruesome, the mall is literally soaked in blood, entrails and decapitated heads! Can the power of belief not only in gods but love and trust defeat the demon and send it back to hell!
December 21, 2023
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
While yes, this book is a great homage to the old VHS horror movies of the 80’s, there’s not much new here. I was expecting something more akin to Evil Dead, instead, it’s an episode of Supernatural. It’s a great story, hence the 4 stars, and I really enjoyed the premise. The titular Mall Priest doesn’t have much to do here. At least in the beginning. He spends most of the novel following others around, and not playing the hero you think he is. If he had more to do, the book would have improved greatly. I still think it’s a good story, and I will be reading the sequel.
While yes, this book is a great homage to the old VHS horror movies of the 80’s, there’s not much new here. I was expecting something more akin to Evil Dead, instead, it’s an episode of Supernatural. It’s a great story, hence the 4 stars, and I really enjoyed the premise. The titular Mall Priest doesn’t have much to do here. At least in the beginning. He spends most of the novel following others around, and not playing the hero you think he is. If he had more to do, the book would have improved greatly. I still think it’s a good story, and I will be reading the sequel.
February 5, 2024
Priests. Religion. Demons. Murder. Gore. Humor. True love. Just to name a few things that were part of this book that made it the masterpiece that it is. As the longest book I've read to date... the 277 pages, 85,000 words, of Mall Priest sent me through a variety of emotions I didn't expect. From fear to humor to disgust to happiness in a circular motion, it created a whirlwind within my mind. I found that the two authors had such an amazing creative connection that I couldn't even tell a difference in writing, if there were any. Also, the ending was everything right down to the epilogues. I enjoyed their humor.
May 22, 2025
So, I read 'Slasher Cruise' first, and I loved it so much that I had to go back and read the 'Mall Priest' series. It reminds me a lot of some of my favorite 80's shlock horror novels, only better done and far less misogynistic. It features a band of survivors trapped in a mall kicking demon ass for the Lord, led by Father Sam and Sarah, head of mall security, and features a bonafide rock star named Ricky. If you enjoyed any 80's horror novels back in the day (or get a kick out of them now), this will definitely entertain.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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