There has to be some long German word that describe the sensation of reading this book. It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion, with optimistic spin by the conductor and passengers, while you know exactly how the metal is going to crumple and who's going to be impaled on a luggage rack.
As part of the PR for Dune, the production company arranged for reporter and scifi fan Ed Naha to hang around on set and interview the cast and crew. The idea was to convince true fans that was going to be a faithful adaptation. Don't worry guys, David Lynch is a visionary, Raffaella De Laurentiis is an organization genius, the cast and crew are dedicated professionals. And at a glance all of that is true. But behind the scenes, chaos reigned.
I've never worked on a movie, but I hear that they're stressful at the best of times. Mexico City, 1983 was not the best of times. The Churubusco Studies were huge but dilapidated. Power and phone lines worked intermittently. Film, paint, parts for special effects and costumes got held up in customs for weeks. The entire cast and crew came down with stomach bugs, respiratory ailments, and various forms of insanity. The $40 million movie was stretching over 3 hours, and David Lynch kept improvising new scenes. Kyle MacLachlan had never been in a movie before. Raffaella was trying to prove something to her dad.
And the filming itself. Jesus, the filming is indescribable. Artificial duststorms and choking clouds of smoke from tire fires to get the right effect. Extras passing out in their stillsuits and Sardukar uniforms. Costumes made out of 50 pounds of rope. Elaborate sets made out of solid wood, and then miniatures made out of wood, because that was what the Mexican crew knew how to work with. One sound-stage was set up as 150 foot artificial sand dune. Which made sense, because desert filming nearly killed an actor from heatstroke. The other major outdoor location was a dump that the crew had to clear before they could film, and then post guards on to keep the locals from throwing more trash there. Kyle MacLachlan went out to fight a training robot with the friendly advice "Don't get killed." And finally a warehouse full of vital models burnt down.
Somehow through it all, the cast and crew interviewed keep up their spirits. The most jarring part of this book is how convinced everybody is that Dune is going to be great, that it's going to replace Star Wars as the great science fiction movie. Instead we got... Well, personally I love Lynch's Dune. I know it is not a good movie or a good adaptation, but it might be a great one. The Making of Dune is a fascinating look behind the scenes of a massively flawed masterpiece, a great piece of Hollywood ephemera, and chock full of cool stories of great actors and the heyday of practical effects.