This is the story of a man obsessed with bunkers who, whilst visiting one in Germany on a fact finding mission to satisfy the requirements for a potential job, comes across an account of another man’s imprisonment in the same bunker many years before. Leaving aside considerations of the bizarre nature of the obsession the book, potentially, has the makings of an interesting examination of several themes: isolation perhaps, or alienation or even a primitive desire to return to the womb! Unfortunately, a novel of ideas this isn’t. At the very least the reader should expect a story and, perhaps, just maybe, a character or characters who inspire empathy. Again, regrettably, none do: they are either self-absorbed bores, small-minded dilettantes or, and as epitomised by the protagonist, Hertwig, bumbling, infantile incompetents. Even the eponymous Dr Ragab, the purported creator of the mumbo jumbo Hertwig demeans himself to master, is dazzlingly ordinary. The story, such as it is, amounts to little more than a somewhat picaresque chronicle of the sado-masochistic relationship between the two: inspiring it isn’t, funny it ain’t and less rewarding, in terms of gaining any insight into the human condition, than a season’s collection of episodes of East Enders.
All of this is a great shame since the author can write well and interestingly – as evidenced by his earlier non-fiction – and I wanted very much to like it. But what convinced the publisher to accept this for publication is a greater mystery than ever posed or remotely answered within its pages. Apparently, it is to be much hyped; it’ll need to be, very convincingly, because, from very early on the words ‘emperor’ and ‘new clothes’ will, I suspect, spring to many a sane mind. If you are truly searching for a novel that actually has an engaging story and covers similar ground whilst providing stimulation, entertainment, and intelligence you could do worse than turn to Scarlett Thomas who achieves, in her last novel, ‘The End of Mr Y’, everything the publishers are claiming for this ‘wildly original, totally unique literary novel’ – a truly ‘unforgettable reading experience’.