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240 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1922
(Hero)
I love you!!! I must have you!!!
I can’t have you!!! I shall go sulk in the desert…
Oh, pretty horse. I will make the pretty horse love me.
I love you!!! Love me, only pain and death can come of it.
Love me anyway!!!
(Heroine) at every opportunity
I love my dog. I love horses.
I might like someone, but I won’t tell you.
Oh, danger…
(True Hero)
Why can’t I tell her I love her?
(Supporting Cast)
Because then she won’t love you!
(Villian, female, 14, all-powerful)
I love True Hero! I will have him if I have to kill!
Go, get him for me!
(Reader)
Gag. Roll eyes. Give up.
Resolve once more not to try Romance books.