This was an example of a when chicklit is completely unenjoyable. The plot wandered. There were so many characters I stopped caring who was who. Halfway through I couldn't believe I still had half a book left.
Things I learned from this book:
All of your family members will find you and mooch off you no matter where you live.
It's okay to crush on your best friend's boyfriend, lie to her about hanging out with him, and go after him after they've broken up. As long as she didn't like him that much. Even if you're married.
No matter how much your kids will seem to have pulled their lives together, don't worry, they'll screw up again.
Even if it's really out of character for him, your husband will eventually cheat on you with someone with large fake breasts. This okay though, because you'll probably want to cheat on him too, and now you don't have to feel guilty. If you overhear him saying questionable things on the phone, definitely don't ask about it!! You might stop an affair before it's begun, and then you'd have to feel guilty when you cheat!!
Whenever you don't know the actual answer to something, don't ask. Spread a lot of rumors.
So glad I'm done with this book.