What do you think?
Rate this book


315 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1983
Blue had many different reasons, philosophical and otherwise, for collecting and wearing his bicycle clips, and many different styles of clip, and many different modes of wearing his clips, very few of which had anything to do with the current fashion, the dernier cri, if you will. His clips came in identical pairs, and it was Blue’s penchant to wear them, always, as identical pairs, never splitting a set; it was also his penchant (some say it was his obsession) to wear one clip on either ankle, and to wear the pair in identical style on either ankle, never mixing pairs or modes of wearing same.Make of that what you will.
Though worn with work and years, honked he [the cart repairer be he], I can still espy a busted axle caused by a hump tossed off in wild abandon. Sir, I say that his simp’ring lady here, your spouse, by utmost vigour screwed, and not too may [sic] days ago if that, did exert such pressure on this oldish vehicle with the violent socking of her excited arse ‘gainst same, that it did crack the axle here.
. . . that faithful readers of this tale shall not get on a wonder anent their [Frau und Sohn] unexplainèd absence for a chapter or two or three and take it out upon the author of this History; like, he don’t know what he’s doing and cannot handle simple fictional techniques. For the woods are filled with critics, who, when they are not ripping off the gowns diaphanous of Dryads, busy their restless hands with the writing of “reviews.” Thus, let us leave them to their swelt’ring voyage.
All green as Kelly, shamrocks, seafrost, and the sea; as crème de menthe, lime fizz, sage, moss, and doublemint. Green as a goddess! And that luscious green of money, that stuff that politicians are not in it for, that isn’t everything, that is not all that important, that the poor don’t really deserve, that the rich work so hard to get, that bestows wisdom and moral superiority, that there are certain things people won’t do for, that people are not ashamed of taking, that it’s good to know the value of, that doesn’t grow on trees, that congressmen vote themselves regretfully, that has no conscience. Just look at that rich glow!