Slaphorisms (Slap-Aphorisms)
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—Contemporary literature, in any period, is the worst enemy of culture. The reader’s limited time is wasted by reading a thousand mediocre books that blunt his critical sense and impair his literary sensibility
—Demagogy is the term democrats use when democracy frightens them.
—The greatest modern error is not to proclaim that God died, but to believe that the devil has died.
—The freer man believes he is, the easier it is to indoctrinate him.
—Serious books do not instruct, but rather demand explanations.
—My brothers? Yes. My equals? No. Because there are younger and older brothers.
—To feel capable of reading literary texts with the impartiality of a professor is to confess that literature has ceased to be pleasurable for us.
—Tolerance consists of a firm decision to allow them to insult everything we seek to love and respect, as long as they do not threaten our material comforts.
Modern, liberal, democratic, progressive man, as long as they do not step on his calluses, will let them degrade his soul.
—To maintain that “all ideas are respectable” is nothing but pompous nonsense.
Nevertheless, there is no opinion that the support of a sufficient number of imbeciles does not oblige one to put up with. Let us not disguise our impotence as tolerance.
—The intelligent leftist admits that his generation will not construct the perfect society, but trusts in a future generation. His intelligence discovers his personal impotence, but his leftism prevents him from discovering man’s impotence.
—Let us accept sociology as long as it classifies and does not seek to explain.
—Fools believe that humanity only now knows certain important things, when there is nothing important which humanity has not known since the beginning.
—Sub-literature is the group of worthy books that each new generation reads with pleasure, but which nobody can re-read.
—It is easier to forgive certain hatreds than to share certain admirations.
—Such is the complexity of historical events that every theory finds cases to which it can be applied.
—We presume we can explain history, and yet we fail before the mystery of the person we know best.
—The modern world appears invincible. Like the extinct dinosaurs.
—A bureaucratic destiny awaits revolutionaries, like the sea awaits rivers.
—Modern man denies himself every metaphysical dimension and considers himself a mere object of science. But he screams when they exterminate him as such.
—Neither a revolutionary’s eloquence, nor love letters, can be read by third parties without laughing.
—Communication between men becomes difficult when ranks disappear.
Individuals do not extend their hands to each other when walking in a crowd, but rather elbow each other.
—Literature does not die because nobody writes, but when everybody writes.
—The leftist, like the polemicist of yesteryear, believes he refutes an opinion by accusing the holder of that opinion of immorality.
—The laws of biology alone do not have fingers delicate enough to fashion the beauty of a face.
—The progressive’s cardinal syllogism is simply beautiful: the best always triumphs, because what triumphs is called the best.
—Sociologists, psychologists, psychiatrists, are experts in generalities.
When confronted by the bull’s horns of a concrete case, they all look like Anglo-Saxon bullfighters.
—Reason is no substitute for faith, just as color is no substitute for sound.
—Let us not complain of the soil in which we were born, but rather of the plant we are.
—Political science is the art of quantifying the amount of freedom man can handle and the amount of servitude he needs.
—Modern history is the dialogue between two men: one who believes in God, another who believes he is a god.
—Men can be divided into those who make their life complicated to gain their soul and those who waste their soul to make their life easier.
—The modern world will not be punished. It is the punishment.