holy shit, again Penelope, really?? it’s time you realize nobody can take it anymore when the celibate heroine has to hear the hero having monkey sex with ow. It’s overdone, Room Hate has that shit and it killed the book so why do it again?
Nothing screams romance more than have heard the guy you’ll love screwing other women 🤢🤬
UNSAFE • DOUBLE STANDARDS
He friendzoned her and went fucking around while she waits for him to realize he wants her. After she confronted him about the sex noises she never heard it again, but he was still fucking others
• Heroine: celibate
• Hero: not celibate during their friendship and not celibate after being intimate for the first time (he made her orgasm- oral sex and fingering)
• Four months separation: both celibate
1. He is fucking someone
- They only met a few times in passing. He not doesn’t always have woman over but when he does it is loud so she heard him fucking ow more than once
- After a night of not being able to sleep because of the sex noises she decides to talk to him the next morning
- She talked to him but she was not mad and he was fun (ha). He went to the store for her and bring her coffee so they talk for a few minutes and they had good laughs. They made a joke about playing Parcheesi associating it to having sex.
- She is already lusting after him
- She told him about Sunny’s (her baby) dad abandoning her
2. 3. Two weeks later (first ow: Kendra). He is cockblocked that night but he is still fucking Kendra and who knows how many more women
- It’s evening she saw him bringing an “fiery redhead” to his apartment. They met at the entering area he helps her carry the stroller to her apt and jokes saying he is about to have a nice quiet evening and make a joke insinuating he is about to have sex.
- She is already jealous of Kendra because she developed a crush on him
- The baby cries and he can listen to it from his bedroom so he is cockblocked, Kendra left and he goes there to help
- She is already feeling electricity with his contact
- She mentions she hasn’t heard anything and he tells her about moving the bed
- After she confronted him he had sex only once at his apartment it was w/ Kendra so obviously he was having it but somewhere else
- Their friendship really started
- They talk about his stamina he says sometimes it can be because of lack of interest
- She never had a one night stand
- He also checks her out
“Now that I knew Carys could hear me, it changed things. I couldn’t do anything without wondering whether she was listening. The sick thing was, the idea of her listening turned me on a little.”
4. He is on a date with a woman but isn’t feeling it so he doesn’t go to bed with her
- She had a little hope of having something with him until he friendzoned her and tells her about going out with a woman
- She is happy he wasn’t feeling his date and was thinking about her because he text her during the date 🤦🏽♀️
5. Three weeks after his date he receives a text from a woman named Katy who he was seeing a few months ago but he can’t go because he is babysitting
6. 7. A few days later they have dinner together because she is cooking as a way to say thank you. They are good friends.
- She knows she has to keep things platonic despite how widely attracted to him she is and needs her expectations to remain low but deep down she knows she is full of shit.
- The attraction between them is intense. She is super attracted and into him but knows he won’t act on his attraction to her so settles for his friendship
- They got closer emotionally sharing sad experiences
- He thinks about how beautiful she is and how she isn’t like no other woman he ever met
- He is very interest in her but is a coward so he won’t act on it and decides to take a step back
8. Five days after the dinner he is keeping his distance until something happens and she is put in a embarrassed situation
- They talk via text about masturbation and porn and she gets aroused
9. 10. 11. Time jump. Two months go by and they’re just friends. She is frozen and he is talking to someone online and had a date who he didn’t ended up in bed with but I’m pretty fucking sure he is fucking others outside of his apt DOUBLE STANDARDS
-She is so fucking pathetic that she still masturbastes to the text messages (they weren’t even sexisting)
- She basically admits to her best friend that she is has a crush on him but he doesn’t make a move. Meaning, she is pinning and he doesn’t want her (we know desires her but what is the point of wanting if he still is out and about and doesn’t act on his lust for her)
- He leaves abruptly every time things get a little tense between them
- She is single, has money for a nanny so why she can’t date? Why she can’t enjoy no strings sex? Why she can’t talk to a guy online before deciding to meet him? Why the fuck she doesn’t act like a strong woman who has her shit together instead of lusting for a manwhore who friendzoned her?
- A man related to her job but who she doesn’t work with and is handsome, respectful and nice asks her out to a date and she sees no point of going out with him bc he lives in another city and they have business together. Bullshit, she said she envy some of Deacon freedom and would be probably living like him if she could but then she pretty much refuses and tells the guy she probably doesn’t have time and is a single mother, he doesn’t insist so she assumes her being a single mother is a deterrent to him. Honey grow the fuck up!!!!! The man is nice and lives away from her and she knows it so like adults we would assume he doesn’t want anything serious but she complained has been too long since she had sex so really what is the problem???? MON WHO ARE SINGLE CAN HAVE A NO STRINGS SEX
- Man and woman don’t usually throw the “im single and have a kid” card to someone who only asked them to a date.
- Single dads heroes usually have sex in books but single moms are frozen
- Deacon see them having a coffee but it’s a work reunion. He is jealous
“What I’d neglected to tell her back then was that she needed a good fuck more than any self-service, whether she realized it or not. I just couldn’t be the one to give it to her. But I wasn’t going to encourage her to go out and get it from some asshole who didn’t deserve her, either.”
> FUCK YOU. The guy is handsome, single, nice and respectful and is straight, why is there not to like for a fuck?
- I fucking hate when the hero gets possessive when he doesn’t get the courage to ask her out herself
“But that interest got squelched as soon as I mentioned I had a baby.”
Despite my jealousy, I was actually offended for her, which seemed hypocritical coming from me—a guy who didn’t want kids.
- They talk like the guy was a prick because his interest dimmed when she told about having a kid. Wake the fuck woman, she said she didn’t have time!!!!!!
- So yeah de didn’t insisted but imo he looks like he was interest in a fling and what’s the problem with that? A girl got needs thanks god there are people out there to satiated us.
“(...)his tone changed. It went from flirtatious to a bit more guarded.” She waved her hand dismissively. “It doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t have gone out with him anyway.”
I shouldn’t have been thrilled to hear that. I should’ve wanted her to find someone who could make her happy. Instead, my selfish ass was relieved that she wanted nothing to do with that rich prick.
>Why she didn’t even considered going out??? Fuck you, move on with your live you‘re 24, a good mom, has a job and a crush on your manwhore neighboor who pretty much runs far away from anything other than friendship with you. I’m tired of this pathetic frozen heroine
- The best part: he had a date that same fucking night with a woman named Alice who he is talking online. Heroines invites him over if his date doesn’t end up in sex so they can have a drink (Jesus woman stop being pathetic. I was ashamed for you “hey if you don’t fuck her tonight come over to have a drink with me)
- His date with Alice didnt end up in sex even though she invited him over to her apt. How many woman invite him to their apt and he said yes? We don’t know but I’m sure they existed. He considered accepting her offer.
- plot twist: it’s her birthday.
- Like the good weak pathetic fool she is she is setting to spending the night with a guy who might not show up because he would be fucking someone else.
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
She shrugged. “Because I didn’t want you to feel obligated to hang out with me. I wanted you to choose to come over because you wanted to have a drink with me, not because you felt sorry for me on my birthday
>REPEAT AFTER ME: PATHETIC
- He purposely gives her the impression he only went to her house because the date was meh even though he went because he wanted to go to her house instead of fucking Alice. He also talks about her being a good friend, making clear she is just that, friendzoning her again.
- They talk about sex and started getting aroused. It is a shit show of a scene I was embarrassed
“(...) I really miss having sex. Unfortunately, I can’t have it without a man. And I’m in no place to trust one right now, so I’m not likely to let a man into my life long enough to have sex. It’s a conundrum.”
> ARGH 🤬🤬🤬 why the fuck the woman always need to get to build a relationship based on trust before having sex with a man??? Her ex was a piece of shit so she has trust issues but that is the exactly reason why many heroes turns into manwhores, they get burned by some ex so they become all about no strings sex because they can’t trust anyone.
> Why a woman need to really trust a man to have sex but for the men the standards are different, they only need to want sex.
My dick hardened, and my heart began to race. “How long has it been exactly?
“(...) eighteen months?”
Jesus. I’d always assumed she hadn’t been with anyone since Sunny was born, but I really hadn’t done the math. I couldn’t imagine going more than a few months without sex. But a year and a half? That would kill me.
> He talks like he can’t imagine going more than a few months which makes it obviously he never went without sex so of course he is fucking others the whole time
- Long short story he ended up giving her an orgasm. He fingered her, sucked her nipples and went down on her.
- Of course that was the most erotic experience of her life and the best orgasm too.
- She begged him to fuck her and he pretend he didn’t listened
12. 13. One week after sucking her he is out with Kendra
- Coward still doesn’t want her so he and his best friend talk and come to the conclusion him and heroine friendship is probably over but he still wants to maintain it the same way as it was before.
“You think she has feelings for you?”
Deep down, I believed she did. “Possibly.” HE KNOWS SHE LIKES HIM
- I would give this book five stars if when he arrived home he heard her fucking some other guy and then she continues to do so but silently for a few months while he is a lost puppy dealing with his “only friend” bullshit. A girl can dream because holy hell that didn’t happened
“From almost the first day I’d hung out with Carys, I’d had to fight my attraction to her”
>He fights it good by fucking other women so he could shove his attraction in his ass where his head is.
14. He almost fucked Kendra two weeks after being intimate with her
Kendra “(...) she took me by the hand and led me to my bedroom. We hadn’t had sex in a while, and she’d given me every indication earlier today that her expectations were set on getting some. But I didn’t know if I could go through with it. Not only was I not feeling it tonight, but how would I deal with Kendra making noises Carys could hear? No freaking way was I going to put Carys in that position. But if I was serious about moving on, I couldn’t stay celibate forever.
When Kendra and I started kissing, it felt…off.
Then the sound of crying next door killed any last shred of hope”
“I was a dick, because as upset as she was, it didn’t really faze me. In fact, her leaving was a relief. Continuing to see Kendra had been more about trying to move on from Carys than anything else. Kendra was merely a distraction, and she deserved more than that.”
> Two weeks after being intimate he is already thinking about moving on. ROMANCE IS DEAD
> So even after they were cockblocked, it’s pretty clear he was still fucking Kendra during the two months time jump and not only her because who knows how many more women was there whom he fucked and talked online with
- He had vowed to stay away from heroine and her daughter after their night together but after Kendra left he went to talk to her and is thinking about how hot she is and jealous (how dare he!!) of the man ogling her. Mind you she is going to a work event not to a date, she is too pathetic to try to move on
“The fact that she was still cold toward me wasn’t a surprise. I knew seeing me with Kendra the other day must have sucked. But the fact of the matter? That was exactly what I was aiming for. I was trying to get over Carys and hoping she’d see things were “back to normal,” back to the way they were before I’d royally fucked up.”
15. Friendzoned her
- She opens up to him about her daddy issues in an attempt to return their friendship and for the love of god I can’t begin to understand why she wants to be friends with him. Any normal woman would like to keep a distance so she could move on with her life to eventually find a man who is not a coward, she doesn’t have self respect or self love I forgot that for a second
- He apologized for being distanced.
“(...)I’ve been struggling with my feelings when it comes to you for a while—long before that night. This has nothing to do with not wanting you. It has everything to do with not being good for you long term, certainly not good enough for Sunny.”
> If a man wants you he tries to be better, he doesn’t friendzone you and fucks others, what a hardship it was for him
“As much as I admired his honesty, it still hurt to hear him confirm what I already knew. There was no chance for us”
> He holds all the cards, she is willing to be with him but he doesn’t want it so she settle for friendship 😡
- He says he valued her friendship but he is only a selfish asshole. If he cared about her he would stay away, because he knows she has feelings for him so how could it be good for her to be around while he doesn’t want to be with her and is willing to move on?
16. THE BOOK WAS RUINED. Six months time jump
“My feelings for Deacon had been put to the test more than ever. Kendra was a thing of the past, but he’d begun dating someone new in May—Rachel. She had long, dark hair and big green eyes and worked behind the scenes for a modeling agency. She was gorgeous, and I hated her. He’d been open about her from the beginning, never tried to hide it, but it still sucked. The whole thing sucked. I wasn’t sure how serious they were, but his meeting her had been the final nail in the coffin of my heart.”
> Of course she is freaking perfect, other women are always flawless while other man never can come close to the hero. Her ex for exemplo was nothing to brag about.
- How noble of him to be honest about his dating/fucking statues.
- But don’t worry girls, heroine went to one date and hero was jealous! Ual. No double standards at all
“Anyway, the date didn’t amount to anything—he didn’t knock my socks off”
> Of fucking course, it wouldn’t be a romance if the heroine gets to enjoy any other man company while the hero is fucking a gorgeous woman after pretty much rejecting her, the girl he claim to have feelings for. Can you imagine it if he didn’t like her? Honey if he likes and is aware that you likes him too but didn’t want anything other than your friendship and is now having sex with others I can’t imagine what it would be like it he didn’t give a fuck about your feelings
“Deacon still brought me coffee almost daily. He didn’t talk much about Rachel, which I appreciated. On the outside, it seemed our friendship had survived the blip of my birthday night last January. So it was important that I not let on that my feelings for him had only grown. I wanted Deacon more than ever. Whenever Rachel was over at his apartment, I was a mess. A mess”
- She doesn’t hear him having sex anymore so I don’t know if Rachel spends the night and he has sex there but it doesn’t really matter because he is having sex somewhere anyway and she is hurting. He knows she likes him but brings his girlfriend over, he has no consideration toward her feelings. I would never want a man like him to be my friend, much less to date me
“No more hope that one day he’d come to his senses and lose control again with me—and choose to never let me go this time. All hope was gone now.”
> This reaction is because he is moving away not because he is dating Rachel. Even knowing he is fucking someone else she is there available for him if he suddenly decides to take her IDIOT PINNING FOR HIM WAITING WITH OPEN LEGS AND OPEN HEART FOR WHATEVER CRUMBS HE THROWS HER WAY
17. He is moving to Japan and is single, has been almost a month since he told Carys about the moving and in a week he is leaving
“I’d ended things with Rachel, the girl I’d been seeing—not that there was much to end. We hadn’t been dating for very long. We’d had fun together, but I knew there wasn’t a long-term future there, even if I hadn’t been leaving. Ending that hadn’t affected me in the least. “
{Translation: Japan is far away so what’s the point of it if he can’t fuck her. }
“When Carys smiled, it literally hurt. I’d spent a lot of time burying my feelings for her. But doing that today felt impossible.”
{Translation: I spend a lot of time burying my cock in other woman, but today I can’t do it so ignoring my desire for Carys felt impossible}
“I’m fucking crazy about her.
I was about to ditch someone I cared about very much. I’d been pretending, when the truth was I ate, slept, and breathed Carys, probably from the first day we’d had coffee together. She just didn’t know it. And I was too much of a damn coward to admit my feelings.”
> Two words for him: Kendra, Rachel
18-30
“Haven’t heard a peep from him in a long time. Not since the day you yelled at him.”
Come to think of it, she was right. No vocal action had come from Deacon’s bedroom since that day I’d announced I could hear him through the wall. I knew he’d had sex since then, but he must have chosen to do it away from home. Either that, or he’d taped someone’s mouth shut. I cringed.”
> He was having sex the whole time so I assume or he was very cautious, used other rooms or took them somewhere else, but what matters is that he was in fact fucking ow
- One day before his trip he asks her to tells him to stay, she is so fucking weak that they start an relationship that very night. She was just waiting like the pathetic fool she is for him to act.
- They date for three months and he left. During the separation she was very unhappy, only left the house to work. He was sad too but he was in Minnesota.
- Of course there was a comment about how he was the one who showed her she still is herself and should have take some time out but he left and instead of being strong and try to move on she was suffering alone.
- The day she went to a date with a very nice guy who obviously is handsome but not drop out gorgeous like the hero (Rachel was prefect remember?!) Deacon arrives and she couldn’t focus on her date anymore and there is never again another date. He arrives and she doesn’t try to move on, I have no idea why. He is regaining her trust as a friend why she can’t date while he does that?!
- Months go by with them being friends to regain her trust until they are together again and HEA, if you can call it that.