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Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance Book I

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When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she’s forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki’s lies get Mike doxxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of anti-fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth. Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike’s trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?

120 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 7, 2020

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328 reviews71 followers
March 21, 2022
This was only 79 pages long, and I couldn't finish it. I had to watch a video review to figure out the rest. (Dominic Noble's video was actually great, and you can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij3g_...)
It should be obvious by now that Liberty Adams has never met an actual feminist. I suppose she went through an incredibly horrendous day-within which she was forced to sit through her Lord and Savior Donald Trump getting bashed by the intelligent all around the world, have a group of teenagers call her out for yelling at a shop assistant demanding for the manager, and discovered her jock son had been suspended for harassing a female student ("It's just his hormones!" must have been her justification)- and decided to release her anger the way any remotely sane person would do: through writing.

Unfortunately for the reading community-and Miss sorry, MRS (lady sure loves bein' married) Adams' respect and dignity- she went ahead and forced all of her pro-Trump and anti-feminist bullshit into a romance novel. And had it published. For people to read.

She has actually written around 3 books, with only 2 available on Amazon because even Bezos can only risk his platform so much. I honestly don't even know why anything of any sense was expected of her; she clearly has no life outside of whatever her husband must want if her biggest achievements include being a traditional American housewife, being fertile enough to have kids, and being a married woman.

Ladies First is a 79 page novel(la) that follows Ricki, who has been "brainwashed" into joining the "cult" of feminism. Ricki has colored hair and painted nails and wears black lipstick, and believes that the only decent men in this world are her father and brother, and that all men are perverts and predators. She also detests Donald Trump and constantly suspects him and his party of racism, homophobia and of hating other religious communities. What an unlikeable bitch, am I right?
She attends a Trump rally to confirm these suspicions, only to find herself dumbfounded at how "peaceful", "accepting", and "noble" their cause is. She's also followed around by a hulky construction worker guy (note that Ricki is in University and this guy already sounds like he's old enough to be going through his second divorce) who is "incredibly respectful" and "the perfect man". Of course, Ricki hates him for how good-looking and valiant he is, and how he makes her doubt her "sinful" feminist agenda. He even drives a pick up truck! Squeal!
Ricki ends up fabricating an article about racism and violence regarding the Trump rally, and ends up tarnishing the good name of the love interest, Mike. This causes issues for Mike at work. Ricki isn't doing so well, either; her new feminist sorority turns out be shit, because they just drink and smoke all day and insult the "honest and resilient" gender of men.
When Mike discovers her betrayal, he... tells her parents! DUN DUN DUN!!!
The blindfold of the feminist cult falls off Ricki's eyes as she realizes that the struggle for gender equality and securing rights for women all around the world is hurtful to the ones she loves and the community around her, especially to sexy men. And when Mike saves her from the unspeakable horror of getting a tattoo (his reasoning being that it just doesn't suit women), Ricki knows she must summon the courage to face the truth.
That Trump is not a bad man. And that feminism is shit.
She takes down the article and gives up her sinful ways, and Mike is thus rewarded for his just and kind personality with a woman's vagina.

Regarding the rightful bullshitting of her "novella", Mrs Adams says that us "haters" are all, in fact, "melting snowflakes" and that she remains unaffected. She believes that she is supporting a just cause. I think she got an STD from ThatVeganTeacher which permanently addled her brain.

Just visit this cursed website: https://magahatromance.com/2022/02/24... to find out more. I've read her little blog on "Writing Mr. Trump", and can now safely conclude that USA is shit.

Liberty Adams best pray that the bloody American government never lets us POCs onto their pure, 'Murican soil, because I will slap her ugly Karen mug into the worst circle of hell if I ever get cursed with the fate of running into her.
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92 reviews
aghast
March 13, 2022
Target audience prefers to burn books not read them.
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10 reviews4 followers
March 9, 2022
She didn’t come first

Or at least I would assume she won’t because there was no sexy time. If a book could be enhanced with sex, this would the one. Otherwise it’s useless, sad drivel in an attempt to make the MAGA wearers feel better.
The line “if I’m only called a racist, then I must be doing all right” was uttered and this author thought she was doing something with that. Babe…that isn’t the flex you thought it was.
The amount of times Ricki compared “manly men” to her father was disturbing but what I expect the MAGA inbreds to be thinking. Mike compared everything to how his grandfather would have wanted him to do (be a gentleman and shit) so they deserve each other.
How is she going to be mad she made up lies and people believed her? She is the one who lied but shat on the Sisterhood for believing it.
A girl was shunned because her dad was police. I don’t know what the hell “fourth wave feminism” is. Antifa agents just beat people up for no reason. The man has an embroidered pony on his shirt and he was seen as “manly”. Having different colored hair means you don’t have morals. Tattoos don’t belong on women.
This was, hands down, the funniest fucking “book”
I’ve ever read. This is what I imagine gets MAGA women off since porn probably goes against their sensibilities. If these two characters had boned, it’d be would as exciting as porridge, I think. He seems the type to rub her flaps and ask if she came.
Overall, it’s just drivel and it doesn’t make sense. I’m surprised I didn’t see more buzz words like “lame stream media”. “Sleepy Joe” made an appearance, which I was surprised by how long it took to show up. Like the authors vagina, this whole book was dry. This was so many words for saying you dissociate while your husband ruts on top of you while you listen to Coldplay.
Also there were errors with punctuation. If you’re saying something someone said in the middle, it would look like this: “And she said ‘no’ when I tried to help her” and not “And she said “no” when I tried to help her”.
I would say this book deserves to be read just so you know your life isn’t as sad as the author, who claims to be a Proud supporter but hides under a pen name. Interesting.
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7 reviews
March 9, 2022
God help me I wish I couldn’t read
4 reviews
March 9, 2022
While I don't want to assume Liberty Admas is pretending to be a woman, I cannot help but think this is either one of Trump's sons working with a monkey and a typewriter or a Proud Boy incel who likes to dehumanize women by using the word "female."

*Please, read this with my feminist rage voice. As a feminist, this is the only way I speak.
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3,996 reviews437 followers
March 12, 2022
Seriously?! Yeah no.

I can't actually believe someone wrote this as a "serious" attempt at a romance.

It's only 70 odd pages and manages to pack in as many offensive stereotyping thoughts and commentaries as someone posting on Breitbart.

Do yourself a favour and consider it as a joke, because if it's genuinely supposed to be romantic, the author has some real problems.
14 reviews1 follower
March 9, 2022
Did I mean to tell people I actually read this? No. But since we are here….I saw this as a joke from friends and knew instantly I was tribute and had to read it. And also, knew it was going to be trash. I took my friends on this (very short) journey. It’s 75 pages and chock full of the most basic understanding of humans. A extremely chaste kiss (exactly one), changes Rickis worldview completely. Oh and a *rump rally, where she lies about an “alpha male” (cough not even close cough) saves her from a group of anti-fascist thugs wielding bats and “weapons grade bike locks” (I don’t know what this is). So basically she gets “red-pilled” for some d*ck and it’s not good either. Wine spritzers at 1pm are used as a scandal. They love each other at first sight, she’s 25 and mastering in gender studies and realizes it’s all fake when a mob of antifa tries to “kill” her. Luckily, brodude has private military security for his construction company to get her money for a tattoo. Which he hates. I mean there’s a lot going on in this book but none of it makes sense unless she got amnesia and forgot everything. Like if “I have black friends” was a book that Joe Rogan recommends. This would be it. -100/0 stars, do not recommend unless you too love to read shitty kindle unlimited books. RIP kindle recs.
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March 14, 2022
I read this book cause Ricki sounded hot even though she's a lib. But now I'm gay for Mike. Don't read this book unless you want to be gay and do gay things with Mike, like drive trucks and wear matching red hats.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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655 reviews11 followers
February 3, 2022
Stereotypes to the extreme

Listen. I am middle of the road but lean right when it comes to politics. So when I saw this book mentioned on Twitter I was curious.

It was on KU! So I downloaded it. After all, my normal reading material involves alpha males...

The author clearly is writing from the point of extreme stereotypes. Not true character development. So much to the point that it was stomach turning. In the first few pages the author has already "told us" that Rikki (when she describes herself) is a man hater and refuses a seat on a crowded subway. And then describes the guy that does sit as an effeminate unattractive man.

DNF.

Give me a story not drivel on stereotypes
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813 reviews13 followers
March 9, 2022
No wonder our country is in the position it is. These morons really believe this BS ?
The author is so beyond out of touch. Blog posts. ? “The blacks” ?
This books reads more like a parody than a romance
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286 reviews3 followers
March 10, 2022
I don't think this book will have the intended impact.

I did laugh out loud at times, but I don't think I was supposed to. But when the anti-fascists were wielding "weapons grade bike locks" I couldn't contain myself.

I am not political by any means, but I am a curious person. Such extreme ideologies are running rampant and I just have a perverse desire to see what in the world is going on. This was offensive, bordering on scary, and proves why people are ruining relationships and forgetting about civility and compassion. The most frightening part about it is the fact that the author is dead serious.

Nauseating, didactic, bigoted, and laughable all at the same time!
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229 reviews
March 8, 2022
IM WHEEZING WTF WAS THIS LOL
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28 reviews
March 22, 2022
Amazing satirical dive into the dystopian nightmares of Tucker, Hannity, and the rest of the crew…

Adams takes the worst right wing stereotypes of the "feminized liberal left" and pushes them to their cartoonish limits, painting an anti-fascist hellscape her plucky heroes must navigate and survive on their way to finding true love based on good, old fashioned values. While often stretching the limits of credibility even for comedic satire, there are enough laughs here to forgive Adams’ occasional misses.

For Book Four, I’d love to see Stop the Steal (of My Heart!), where two courageous MAGAs find each other, and love, while boldly engaging in vigorous legitimate political discourse in D.C. on 1/6!

(Just informed that, in fact, this novel was not written as satire…)

Oh, crud. Sorry. Zero Stars.
6 reviews
March 9, 2022
This is some sort of really weird propaganda and the author seems detached from reality
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186 reviews3 followers
March 12, 2022
Five stars for including the term "weapons grade bike locks"
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401 reviews15 followers
March 11, 2022
This is possibly the worst book I've ever read. And I've read some bad shit (definitely think about the accidental tentacle porn and gay gargoyles). It is so full of conservative propoganda that I actually had to stop reading it halfway through. And it's only 79 pages.
Turns out, I'm a radical liberal. Hair is green, I have a tattoo, and I believe human beings deserve human rights.
10/10 recommend for a laugh. 100/10 do not recommend for a good story line.
1 review
March 10, 2022
I only read this book because I was morbidly curious when it came up on Booktok. As a "radical feminist", this is far in the realm of things in not interested in. I wasted an hour reading this book, and if I could rate it zero stars, I would. I've read some unrealistic and ridiculous romance novels before, but this is the only one, so far, that I'm absolutely baffled by. Not only is the depiction of women laughable, it's insulting. It reads like someone who has never met a woman is trying to write a romance for women, or a stereotypical incel is writing a heteronormative romance. The perspective isn't consistent either. It jumps between the main characters' POVs, as well as swaps between third-person limited and omniscient. There's absolutely no coherent character development as each character is a stereotype in the worst ways. Don't waste your time.
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40 reviews
March 16, 2022
To preface, this book it clearly written by a man using a feminine pen name. The way in which the author describes men versus women, the usage of "female" in place of "woman," and the subtle comments such as "women's work" indicate that this is obviously a man.

This book was confusing to say the least, I decided to read along with a friend to see what this could possibly be. I have decided that this book, if not written by a man, is satire. The egregious exaggerations and contradictions (i.e. using two black women to thwart the notion that it was "a racist crowd," to on the next page have Trump refer to Kamala Harris and Joe Biden "Pocahontas and Sleepy Joe") make it impossible to not laugh.

I adore how the author throws the term intersectionality in every 15 pages or so to solidify that they do not know what the term means. Kimberlé Crenshaw coined the term to aid in understanding niches, not as a weapon to 'other' anyone who is not a part of the "blacks and gays." I also enjoy how Ricki apparently does not have a bank pass, she exclusively uses cash (Libertarian-esq if you ask me).

The descriptions of the "mobs" and "riots" are nonexistent- spare a few indication that they are liberal anti-fascists. For all the danger of the rioters at the Trump rally that urged Mike and Ricki to flee, there was apparently time to potentially wait for an Uber. Quite pressing situations and hostile people always know to allow someone to wait for an Uber, a sort of unspoken Parlay, if you will. Liberal anti-fascists are all described to dress in Punk fashion - which as we all know is completely true- I have yet to meet one who does not meet her description, so that, at least, is accurate.

Ricki describes the Sisterhood (the feminism club) as a cult, which does not fit the definition, but I see what she was going for since a member was shunned for having a police-officer father. The Sisterhood president sat "perched on a richly carved mahogany chair" and offered "cigars and whiskey in the sunroom," reminding me of Dr. Evil and his entourage from Austin Powers. Although, an appearance from Mr. Bigglesworth would have been appreciated.



Once I read the book as satirical and/or as written by a man, it became a lot easier to push through. Here's to an immense and diverse crowd! Here, Here!
3 reviews
March 9, 2022
Poorly written propaganda. Unlikeable and unbelievable characters. Stereotypes of women. This had to be written by a man. I refuse to believe a woman wrote the “protagonist.” I could not even finish it and I want to delete its history in my KU account. It was bad. And I’m embarrassed that I read it.
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1,005 reviews166 followers
March 19, 2022
Lindsay,
I did it, I read it. I couldn't help myself.

Bwahahahaahahaha 🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣🤢🤣

This was HORRENDOUS! Full of gross stereotypes and exaggerations and toxic masculinity. And the writing was BRUTAL. 😭 I actually felt bad for the author. I have never read anything so atrocious (and I've read some doozies -- but this takes the cake!)

Thank goodness it was super short. 😜

Liberty Adams: don't quit your day job. 😘
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18 reviews1 follower
March 9, 2022
horrendous, as expected.

A poorly conceived plot, a weirdly pushy and controlling “love interest” and a clear lack of understanding about…literally anything. Democrats. Socialism. Feminism. What racism actually is. You name it, it’s terribly represented in this book. The pros, it’s only 79 pages long and it was fun to laugh at with friends.
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22 reviews3 followers
April 6, 2022
Clearly the greatest literary work of our age. The cover has everything, the flag, the hat, white people.....

I look forward to the day that great works like this will fill our school libraries instead of smut like "To Kill a Mockingbird", "Maus", and "Everybody Poops".

Unfortunately, I was forced (by an antifa hooligan wielding a WEAPONS GRADE BIKE LOCK!) to knock a few stars off the rating as it is unavailable in audiobook format, thereby making this essential work of art unconsumable to the target audience.
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13 reviews106 followers
February 25, 2023
I was trying to punish Mike and Jimmy, but I mostly punished myself.
63 reviews1 follower
November 18, 2024
Hysterisk morsom helt til jeg forsto at det ikke var ment som satire. Hva i helvete
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