✨I took a chance…I took a shot on this book and well✨
I liked the first half of this well enough. The set-up was fun, there was humor, and I thought it was setting up a steamy second half. I grabbed this from read now on NetGalley because the premise seemed fun and I wanted a little sexy sex. I tried to turn off my critical brain and just go along for the ride. Spoiler alert: I was not successful.
I can’t help but feel like this book was a first draft. The first chapter was all clunky exposition telling you what happened in the previous book. Useful, yes, but it bogged me down. It was all thrown at you at once, rather than revealed naturally throughout the progression of getting to know these characters.
I think part of it had to do with the simple absurdity of the first book’s set up, as well as this one. I mean we have corporate espionage, beans, space stations, farming, beans, the end of world hunger, farm espionage (?), twin switch, beans, attempted murder (x2), hit men, hush jobs, targets on head on the dark web, and did I mention beans?
The book started out as plausible as I would need my contemporary romances to be—yes, I understand it’s fiction but I at least like most things to make sense—but quickly devolved into a batshit crazy experience. By the end, everything was just so nutty that the book said fuck it and had it all wrapped up off page.
But I think the most troubling aspect of this romance was…the romance. The book got so caught up in trying to explain to the reader just what the fuck was going on, that it forgot to give you on-page development of Scott and Monica’s relationship. By the time Scott confessed to Monica that he’s not actually Jesse, she’s legitimately angry and heartbroken. But they barely knew each other before that. There was absolutely no reason in my mind that she should’ve been so upset because she barely knew the man. Yes they were flirting but they knew nothing about each other, no commitments were involved, and it was their first date?
Then once they got over that (all pretty much while not together on the page), she went to his farm had randomly quick sex, and then time jumped to weeks later. In those skipped over weeks, ALL of their relationship development happened: she settled into the farm life, met his friends, and did all of the things a romance book should show you???
Every scene after the one sex scene was so fade to black it hurt my soul. Seriously, this book is not steamy. Their first kiss wasn’t even described it was like: “He leaned into kiss me, the kiss was so passionate, he’s done kissing me now.” I was very confused. The second kiss at least had detail but not much.
Then there were more time jumps, skipping over other critical growth because all we cared about by the end were the fricken BEANS. Legitimately, solving world hunger beans that I truly just don’t even know how to begin to cover here. They didn’t even solve all of the issues with the beans by the end of the book. Un-bean-lievable.
Overall, I wanted to like this book and I did for parts of it, but it really didn’t make sense as a romance, or anything else really. So many things were told not shown or skipped right over and summarized. I was intrigued enough to consider reading book one for the first half of this book, but to be honest, the lack of steam and choppy romance development are a No from me. I didn’t hate any of it, but by the end I didn’t enjoy any of it either.
⭐️⭐️.75/5 🌶🌶/5
P.S. This grown ass adult needed to stop saying “critters”
P.P.S. The cat thing (Squiggles) was super cute and I liked that moment a lot.
CWs: Cancer, attempted murder
Thanks to the publisher for this complimentary eARC via NetGalley! All opinions are honest and my own.