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The Antichristmas Present
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GODLESS night!
In this stocking stuffer of a short story collection, you will learn the astonishing and horrifying origin of Santa Claus, how to cook the perfect festive feast when it does NOT want to be eaten, the existential terror of being a snowman, and all about Yule-time traditions around the world as we count down the twelve doomsdays of Xmas!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GODLESS night!
In this stocking stuffer of a short story collection, you will learn the astonishing and horrifying origin of Santa Claus, how to cook the perfect festive feast when it does NOT want to be eaten, the existential terror of being a snowman, and all about Yule-time traditions around the world as we count down the twelve doomsdays of Xmas!
- GenresHorror
ebook
Published December 5, 2021
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About the author
Kevin Sweeney
50 books143 followersSweeney is an infamous author of bizarro and extreme horror.
BANNED from sale on Amazon, his now notorious series of novellas known as THE SEVIIN SICK SINS, as well as the splatter-porno-western serial THE WHOREHOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, can be found exclusively over at indie horror platform Godless.com.
Titles available on Amazon include THE GARDEN GNOME (described by one reviewer as being like "Night at the Museum... if the exhibits wanted to rape and kill you"); THE CROP CIRCLE (a story which gave another reviewer the most horrible nightmare of his life); and THE LOLLIPOP MAN, a British slasher with a pitch-black heart of humour.
Forthcoming titles include THE SHOPPING LIST, an apocalyptic tale of generational incest and cannibalism, and FEE FI FO FUM.
BANNED from sale on Amazon, his now notorious series of novellas known as THE SEVIIN SICK SINS, as well as the splatter-porno-western serial THE WHOREHOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, can be found exclusively over at indie horror platform Godless.com.
Titles available on Amazon include THE GARDEN GNOME (described by one reviewer as being like "Night at the Museum... if the exhibits wanted to rape and kill you"); THE CROP CIRCLE (a story which gave another reviewer the most horrible nightmare of his life); and THE LOLLIPOP MAN, a British slasher with a pitch-black heart of humour.
Forthcoming titles include THE SHOPPING LIST, an apocalyptic tale of generational incest and cannibalism, and FEE FI FO FUM.
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Displaying 1 - 8 of 8 reviews
December 14, 2021
Well, this was a very entertaining antichristmas present! It was full of stories to delight the senses, featuring elves of the night, a well dressed tree, a vengeful sentient crypto-feast, a freaked-out snowman, and apocalypse just ... about... NOW! Silent night.
December 19, 2021
For the first time in history, the world was quiet as everyone looked skywards. When it started, it looked like the aurora borealis, only it was the entire sky, everywhere. It was beautiful. And when it was over there was finally, forever, peace on Earth.
December 20, 2021
Oh man, Sweeney is a fantastic bizarro author. I can't even begin to imagine how his brain works. These are some of the most off-the-fucking-wall stories. He's turned the tables and flipped everything on its head.
You're in for a wild ride with this collection of shorts. I loved them all.
(Thank you so much for the kind words, Kevin🖤)
You're in for a wild ride with this collection of shorts. I loved them all.
(Thank you so much for the kind words, Kevin🖤)
December 27, 2021
Wtf... Dude I do not know how Kevin Sweeney comes up with the crazy weird bizarre fucked up stories he does. but it's awesome. Do yourself a favor and read these stories what a crazy Christmas ride
December 30, 2021
Wow, what a wonderfully demented story collection! I had so much fun reading this! The stories range from the gorey to the absurd and every one is excellent. Witness The Meatboy! See the Dinner Thing! Trim the tree! Experience The Must Have!
Seriously, I think this is an awesome collection. If you're into Christmas horror then this is a great one to consider!
Seriously, I think this is an awesome collection. If you're into Christmas horror then this is a great one to consider!
August 31, 2022
Just a collection of holiday tales that will warm your heart & get you into the Christmas Spirit! “The Meatboy” was most excellent! Share this one with your family as you build a snowman in the yard!
January 20, 2023
Truly these stories are fucked up. As a big christmas hater I honestly loved them haha. Indeed the writting style is fantatic and great but also is so interesting, starting with all the topics that you can enjoy about christmas such as snowman,presents,dinner, tree, dinner, and all of these stuff are represented in the stories so it not only involves one topic or side of christmas all the stories have differences. Some stories are just short, direct thats all (maybe a little dumb) but some of them are disturbing and how I said fucked up.
December 14, 2025
4.75 ⭐-
This gruesome, disgusting and bizarre little extreme horror anthology was exactly what I wanted it to be! All of the stories were unique and gory, each one taking certain aspects of Christmas and turning them into vile tales, I absolutely loved every single story but my favourite was 'last Christmas '. please read this if you get the chance!
This gruesome, disgusting and bizarre little extreme horror anthology was exactly what I wanted it to be! All of the stories were unique and gory, each one taking certain aspects of Christmas and turning them into vile tales, I absolutely loved every single story but my favourite was 'last Christmas '. please read this if you get the chance!
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