What do you think?
Rate this book


6 pages, Audible Audio
First published December 3, 2020
He’s not my enemy, he never was. He’s not the opposite of me, he’s the pieces of me I didn’t know were missing.
I did exactly what Parker suggested—a couple of weeks ago, I threw on a pair of gray sweatpants and showed up at the gym everyone goes to. I even did jumping jacks. He was so distracted, he ran into the old guy everyone is afraid of. […]
[…] The following week I went back, at Parker’s insistence, still in the gray sweatpants. He nearly dropped a barbell on his toe. When he later walked into the communal showers and saw me in all my glory, he almost ate it right then and there. I caught him, and thinking I was smart, gave him another wink.
Look, I get that for normal people, a morning of hand jobs and murder can be…off-putting. Thank god we’re not normal.


