..... Wtf???
Ok, so after having reached the... whatever page mark in this book and realised how... ridiculous it is at time... or more than 'at times'... I decided to write a little list over things I found particularly... weird.
- He would miss his exes tits - and only her tits. She was a cheating skank but dude wtf.
- He didn't like CJ's fishy smell but her tits made up for it???
- But then he got mad at his brother for mentioning his daughter eventually developing a chest? But he also wants to lead by example, apparently, hah!
- He wouldn't remember all the names in the Amos family because there were too many… But apparently the grandfathers name, being Dickie “that one is easy to remember”
- He called her V a “pink taco” 🤢
- "It matters because I'm your father, I paid for that phone, and therefore I have a right to know what you're doing and who you're talking to.” ugh okay?
- I wish I lied but unfortunately he used the word “titty”
- Tampon tunnel? Well he called shitty danny that so ill let it slide.
- … He named her left boob Cassandra, and her right one Jane. Her name is Cassandra Jane. Girl, FUCKING RUN!!!!
- Cj spoke about her eyes in the third POV and as if they were murderers that could go to prison.
- THE FRICKING GIFs
- I GET it! Chloe's pregnant!
- Why is he so disgusted with periods?
- The ass grabbing after the glitter revenge thingy? Wtf?
- “I pledge allegiance to dat ass!”
- This man is apparently a boy whose mouth can not form the syllables, making up the word ‘period’
- “He can octo-my-puss right here and now for all I care, as long as he keeps kissing me like this.” Just no.
- Why of WHY WOULD SHE BE JEALOUS OF LITTLE EMMA SLIDING DOWN HER FATHERS BODY!!?? THAT'S HIS DAUGHTER
- He told his brother they haven't gone all the way…and he's impatient… "Dude, it's been 2 months chill.
- “Your legs remind me of an Oreo cookie," 🤢 No. Just no. Why tf am I still reading this shit. WHO SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT!? I'm not even gonna write what he said after. Blah.
- She called her sex glow the “Bliss effect”
- Why do they still call her ms. CJ?
- Female issues? Dude wtf?
- Woo doggy???
- Why would she tell him what they spoke about? She should be trying to get Lily to trust her..
- Why is he low-key hating his daughter because she reminds him of his ex?
- Why is he thinking about sex all the time?
- Why is he talking about his balls all the time?????
- Not the Hunger Games reference😭
- BOHICA? WTF!? Especially from his POV?
- What happened to “kids first”????? CJ made some good points and I thought for sure he wouldn't not listen to her and still go. No!! He still went to… his brother.
- I'll never look at butter the same.
- Why are they still calling her miss CJ after she's basically moved in with them?
- Wtf are all those adults threatening a little girl?😭
- Mama CJ!?
- Whale- what?
- What the fuck.
Sooo.. yeah. The main leads were in their forties but acted like teenagers and with the author being 67 while writing this book, well I dont know what to say. This guy had been in the military, had been left by his wife but still couldn't get his ass to speak about "female issues" (that's a direct quote from Archer btw) with his daughter. Dude nobody expects you to show her how to use a tampon, but that girl was CLUELESS! She barely knew how babies were made! Or what role a period plays in that!
That is just outrageous! That a dude in his 40s can't speak about the basic functions of a woman's body - especially after having three kids and specifically seeing his obsession with "tits" - and gets all uncomfortable when CJ speaks of it.
The GIFs, ughh no. Just no. That was just too much. And the group chat texts? Idk, maybe my family is just a boring, stiff group of people ((kind of) shit lol), but I could NEVER. THEY could NEVER. Some of the things they wrote? I mean, good for you for being open and accepting!
He really did have a hard time thinking about literally anything else other than his balls, sex and her breasts. Even in situations where he was speaking to other people - including his children - or having what should have been serious conversations - like those regarding his children - he couldn't help himself. Just... that's not an attractive trait in a MMC. Or anyone, really.
That whole scene towards the end with Lilys mom rubbed me the wrong way. Archer had been all "kids first!💪" the whole book, and they, what does he do when he gets the one chance to show his undivided love and support for his daughter?
He dumps her for his stupid brother.
I don't care that he came back.
I have a problem with wanting to read a lot of books. And another problem that inables me to read book I actually want to read, so I fell into the book tok trap... again, unfortunately. And seeing as I do not like leaving things unfinished or well, unread, I forced myself through this... even though it took nearly a month, and even though I've read or am reading four other books at the same time. So, all in all, I'll leave this here. I could probably point out more ridiculous stuff that happened, but I honestly don't remember them all.
Oh and also, when a big part of the book is about someone sabotaging the main leads work - stealing her work and submitting it as her own - I would hope that we actually see an ending to that. I mean, did they throw her out? Fire her? What was her reaction when finding out that she'd been busted?