Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly

by Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like

an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .”

i• Pod (í- päd ), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.”

uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.”

No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.

Genres: Humor

160 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2007

About the author

American comedian, mostly known for his "you might be a redneck if" jokes.

Currently he is the presenter of the game show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"

Reviews

[Matt · Rating 1 out of 5]

Dumb on every level. Maybe the first two of his "redneck dictionary's" were good (IDK b/c I never read them) but this one went into the donate pile pretty quick- faster than a New York minute. I wasted my time "trying to read and make sense of this one. He's a funny guy in one of his show's but stay away from his books.

[Tim Kramer · Rating 4 out of 5]

Kind of funny. Definitely a bathroom reader.

[Dawn · Rating 2 out of 5]

It became entirely too repetitive. I guess you have to be into Jeff Foxworthy. I found it on a random shelf when cleaning out my storage room and figured why not.

[Kristen Lester · Rating 3 out of 5]

Book Cover: The book cover was just ok. I wasn't like oh wow I love this cover but it was ok. *STAR*

Author: Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian who has some good originaly stuff. *STAR*

Story: This book is filled with everyday words that have been transfered into "Redneck" words with new meanings and examples of how to use them. *STAR*

Charater/Realtionship: I guess if you wanted to try and be a comdian this would help you develop your character. No Star

Cleanliness: There was some pretty crude jokes and illistations in this book. NO STAR

Overall Review: I can't say I would read this book again. It was a fast read of about 160ish pages and though there were a few good ones in here the crude outweighed the good so I don't think I'll be keeping this one on my bookshelf.

[Amy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love these books and this third one may be the best, yet! I really don't know how Foxworthy comes up with these words and their new definitions, but they're a riot!

I especially love the sentences that he comes up with using these words and their new meanings!

[Deb · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was great for a good laugh! Especially if you enjoy "redneck" humor! ;)