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230 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 10, 2020
But the screen remained resolutely blank, and the little blinky-flashy line on the page went blithely on wit hits business, blinking and flashing and mocking him. He felt like swearing at it and wondered if that was why it was called a cursor.
“Riiight,” the dragon said. “Let’s start with the basics.” It cleared its throat.
“Me dragon, you not.”
Still sleepy, Ian nodded. “Okay.”
“I have a problem. You’re going to help me.”
More alert, Ian said, “Why would I do that?”
“More basics: me big, you little.”
“Is that a threat?”
“No. It’s a subtly worded construction designed to elicit optimum cooperation with only a minimum of coercive pressure.”
"I promise I won’t bite.
I generally swallow people whole.”
“No, no.” Ether shook his big head. “When someone is trudging through the woods, wet, cold, wounded, etcetera and in need of shelter. Something always comes up, but not until that someone starts to despair. Are you despairing yet?”
“This flower. It’s … smiling at me.”
Ether throtted back to see. “Oh, of course. Those are twolips.”
Ian glanced back at the dragon. “What’s our greatest invention? You mean like the wheel or something?”
“No. The novel.”
Let’s imagine that Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and the Monty Python guys would have met in a pub, and after a considerable amount of beers, decided to write a modern version of ‘Alice in Wonderland’. The result could have been ‘Pundragon’.
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What a great story idea! A fabulous parody that feels fresh and original with some really neat ideas and populated with a group of wonderful characters. A fully identifiable hero lives an adventure alongside a hot-pink dragon and an array of crazy-fun characters, including a hilarious military chicken from the south!
Ms. Clarke has once again constructed a wonderful narrative that rolls along, and the characters all work, both individually and together. The dry wit, the puns, and the liberally sprinkled pop-culture references combine to make this extremely funny. With the numerous pop references, I’m sure readers will, like me, enjoy trying to spot the setups and then belly laugh at the payoffs. (“He’s dead, Sim” will live with me forever. I’ll never hear Dr. McCoy utter that line again without thinking of this story!)
Add all that to the metaphors and messages Ms. Clarke has put out about society, politics, and the environment, and what we have is a veritable treat of a book. The pacing is spot on, and the author is wise not to have forced extra pages to bulk the story out. It’s perfectly formed as is.
The wit and fun wholly sparkle page after page, with real laugh-out-loud laugh moments throughout (so best to avoid while on the train or plane!). Highly recommended.