The Museum

Dirty 1st Dates

by Harley Laroux

He may look like an angel, but he's a sadistic devil in disguise...


Ash has been pining after Gabriel for years, and the soft-spoken blond finally asked her out. But Ash is certain that Gabriel's quiet demeanor hides a dark side: with "PAIN" tattooed on his knuckles, she's certain that the studious man harbors perverted and sadistic desires, and she's eager to unleash them. As they wander the beautiful halls of the local museum, Ash's teasing finally brings out the devil in Gabriel. Ash is a sweet brat as she pushes his buttons, and Gabriel reveals himself as a pain-loving Daddy determined to bring the lustful woman to her knees.


This erotic short story is a stand-alone in the Dirty First Dates series, and can be read without first reading other tales in the series.


This extra steamy erotic short story is written in First Person POV and is 14k words in length. All characters are over 18 years of age. This a quick, rough, filthy read: you're going to need some privacy for this one! Welcome to your dirtiest first date.


WARNING! These are the fetishes/kinks within...pain play (including spanking, biting, scratching, pinching, hair-pulling), degradation/humiliation (including degrading language), use of the titles "Daddy" and "little girl," tears related to consensual pain play, biting/slapping of the breasts, public play (no witnesses), choking, fingering, oral sex, gagging/salivation related to oral sex, raw sex (no condoms), creampie.

Genres: Novella, Romance, BDSM, Smut, Erotica, Dark Romance, Contemporary

37 pages, ebook

First published May 1, 2020

About the author

Harley is an author of Adult Romance and Erotica. They write kink-positive, steamy love stories with queer protagonists, dangerous stakes, and haunting atmospheres.

Harley lives in Washington state with their husband and three cats. Most days they can be found at their desk drinking tea with at least one cat on their lap.

Reviews

[Josu Diamond · Rating 2 out of 5]

Picante, pero no mucho.

Habiendo leído ya dos historias de la autora sobre romances kinky en mitad de una noche de terror, este se queda un poco a medias. Esta cita en el museo se convierte en un viaje por diferentes escenarios, juegos de dominación y castigo, y un sexo algo más vainilla.



Sigo diciendo que Harley Laroux tiene un don para conseguir mostrar al dedillo las contradicciones y filias en el cerebro humano; plasma bien cómo funcionan y adoro la psicología de sus personajes. Aunque por otro lado... este relato tiene apenas unas 14.000 palabras. No es nada del otro mundo, y no deja profundizar demasiado en todos los aspectos que debería profundizar, pero aun y todo consigue construir un vínculo fuerte entre los personajes principales.

Si buscas una historia rápida, divertida y sobre todo caliente, te recomiendo que pruebes con esta pequeña trilogía de libros independientes. The Museum se lee rápido y es medianamente interesante, aunque lo erótico no es tan fuerte como promete en un primer momento.

[Michelle · Rating 4 out of 5]

The last of the dirty dates books and I've enjoyed all three of these. They are all short, under 40 pages and Laroux wastes no time in getting down and dirty.

Ash and Gabriel have their first date in a museum and as with the others I love the dynamics between the two and the CNC play is second to none.

At this point Laroux is an auto buy author for me.

At time of posting this is available on Kindle Unlimited.

[mina reads™️]

harley laroux my beloved 💗

[Lilyya ♡ · Rating 3 out of 5]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Crystal (Crystalreads2) · Rating 4 out of 5]

Have the museums reopened yet? Because the was a hot first date. This book was steamy and hot. I love a good dirty read from Harley and I am never disappointed. I love her books.
Ash is on her first date with her dreamy crush Gabriel. She is sassy and bratty when she finds out about his kinks and Gabriel is a great Brat tamer. Absolutely loved their date. Love, Love Harley LaRoux books.

[Aliki (semi hiatus) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Harleyyyyy, i don't know what to say for your books/short stories any more, just THANK YOU FOR WRITTING THEM

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 4 out of 5]

I enjoy these dirty dates from Harley they are fast pace and steamy and to the point!!
Its just smut ;) if you wanna read smutttyy smut these first dates are them

What a great way to have a first date with her dreamy crush Ash is very flirty with him and well that sassyness as they view and walk around the museum, their she learns just how kinky Gabriel is. And boy he is very handsy and enjoys bring that slow pain ;)
Poor Ash was a puddle of goop.

No ow/om drama, no cheating, Sexy times, no virgins

Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐

Pain play
Degradation/humiliation
Slight daddy kink
public play (no witnesses)
Consensual play
No condom
Safeish (from cheating and stuff)
HFN

[mia · Rating 2 out of 5]

Please read the content warning

Hmmmm, I'm only giving it two stars because this book touched on more themes. But other than that it felt like I was reading a book of how two people would sext at night. Very quick and entertaining read but it didn't make me... tingle, if I can put it that way? Also, "tasty mushroom head" is such a turnoff please. I don't want to visualise mushrooms in my head.

[♡ Rhianna ♡ · Rating 4 out of 5]

☆4/5 stars☆
🌶️4/5🌶️

This was sooo good! It took me forever to read it though considering its size🤣🤣. So because of that everything is kind of a blur.

My favorite is still Dirty First Dates: Halloween Haunt: An Erotic Short Story 😍.

Read my review of book one here!

[Ari · Rating 4 out of 5]

Harley never disappoints me, she's one of the best erotica writers that I had the pleasure *wink wink* of reading

[Neermboop · Rating 4 out of 5]

Alright, well first story of my 2023 reading is complete and started out with a bang. (Literally)
This baby was quick and dirty. 🥵
It didn't feel super rushed even though it was Gabriel and Ash's first date.
Have to love an author who can get you invested and loving every word in only 36 pages. ❤

Role play; Tattooed Daddy/brat kink
Praise/degradation

[mira · Rating 2 out of 5]

2⭐️

at least the daddy kink here made sense.

[25 Readings Or More · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5
My favorite one 😏🔥

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ · Rating 2 out of 5]

the sex was hot. in the butterfly exhibit/greenhouse 🥵🥵.

[Haley Jean · Rating 2 out of 5]

look i know its a novella but these characters had NO personality and i found it boring 😭 a cool concept, not a great execution

[tane'a · Rating 5 out of 5]

such a smutty little gem

[Vero Exposito · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 Stars

This one was good too. Halloween Haunt is still my fav but I enjoyed this one.

After reading these short novellas I might pick up one of Harley's books. I enjoyed her writing and the smut was great.

Chaito!

[Shealea · Rating 4 out of 5]

This short novella promised a kinky first date, and it definitely delivered. Spicy and it gets the job done lmao.

Recommended!

[Ruchita Nemade · Rating 4 out of 5]

Now this is my idea of a date

[ari · Rating 4 out of 5]

never heard of someone having their first date at a museum but if it goes anything like this, i 100% understand why. this was so much more enjoyable and hotter than i thought it’d be honestly.

[TheLesserReader · Rating 5 out of 5]

Jesus can this woman write

[kaden⋆.𐙚 ̊⋆˙⟡ · Rating 2 out of 5]

if I were one of those butterflies, I would've been traumatized ❤

[zineb · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.25★

[Teodora · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ash & Gabriel

I am not sure if this is the second or the third book in this series, but it doesn't really matter in which order you read them. They do not have characters that overlap or something like that so you can just start with which scenario would be your amazing first date fantasy.

I started this series with this book and at the end, I read Dirty First Dates: Halloween Haunt: An Erotic Short Story

Love this series and I really hope we will get more dirty short stories in this series in the near future.

1.Dirty First Dates: Halloween Haunt: An Erotic Short Story:⭐⭐⭐⭐
2.Dirty First Dates: The Arcade:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
3.Dirty First Dates: The Museum:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[Batool Zainab Suleman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another Great Short Story by Laroux

Harley Laroux has yet to disappoint me. Everything she writes is perfection. Having read the entire Dirty First Dates series and the Souls trilogy (save the last book that hasn't been released), I can attest to her immense talent.

Laroux has a way with words that surpasses all my expectations. I can't wait to see her expand her works.

[Peppa · Rating 5 out of 5]

This one started off all sweet and innocent… and then completely flipped the switch in the best way!!!
It’s short, dirty, and seriously hot. The chemistry between them was everything, all that teasing tension and then Gabriel steps in and makes it very clear who’s in charge😏!!
The whole museum setting added a really fun, almost elegant touch to all the filth, which I loved.
If you're in the mood for something quick and filthy with a bit of aesthetic edge, this one’s definitely worth it!!!

Tropes
🖤Dom/sub
🖤daddy/little girl (no age play)
🖤brat taming
🖤pain play
-> biting, spanking,scratching,pinching,hair pulling
🖤degradation/ humiliation
🖤public play
🖤chocking
🖤creampie
🖤teasing

[Deseray · Rating 2 out of 5]

If you saw me bringing these novellas today… no you didn’t

[Natasha Allen · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was short, hot and loved the location it was set in. Wasn’t too keen on the FmC in this one.

I was however super intrigued by the MMC 🥵

[Asli Kopuz · Rating 4 out of 5]

Harley sanırım bir smut kraliçesi, bu kısacık hikayeden bile belli oldu😅

[Leilaniiii · Rating 3 out of 5]

Don’t question it…
Highkey very enjoyable.