101 Poems About My Ex-Boyfriend

by Trisha Paytas

crazy ass poems written by a crazy ass ex girlfriend. our love affair ended with me in a mental hospital, top that?

Genres: Poetry

101 pages, paperback

First published May 21, 2019

About the author

Trisha Kay Paytas (born May 8, 1988) simply known as Trisha Paytas is an American actress, author, businesswoman, entertainer, performer, plus-size model, and YouTube personality. She is known for her appearance on the seventh season of America's Got Talent in 2012 as well as her appearances on the television shows Who Wants to Be a Superhero? and My Strange Addiction.

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Reviews

[Alex C. · Rating 1 out of 5]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Rebecca · Rating 1 out of 5]

Life changing. Not like improving, but life changing.

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 2 out of 5]

I love trishaaa!!

But idk i just couldn't get into the heartbreak poetry.. the cover is cute i do wish the broken heart would have been red lol
:0

Some poems are ehh but few i enjoyed.

But congrats for putting this out and showing even more of a vulnerable side 💙

[lizzie ♫ · Rating 1 out of 5]

shakespeare has absolutely nothing on Trisha

[Marina SouKouz · Rating 3 out of 5]

More like poems of a 13 year old after her first breakup. So bad you actually enjoy it. I know, i know...

[lily]

Trisha Paytas could write “Ugly Love” but Colleen Hoover couldn’t write “101 Poems about my Ex Boyfriend”

[Sidra · Rating 1 out of 5]

An embarrassing pile of something that can't exactly be called a book and certainly not a poem. Like your teenage diary came to life and also left grammar, spelling and basic decency at the door.

[silas denver melvin · Rating 1 out of 5]

even if the poetry were forgivable (it's not), there's no getting past the immense amount of syntax, grammar, & spelling errors. knew what i was getting when i picked this & it delivered

[eep · Rating 4 out of 5]

Lovely stream of consciousness ❤️

[Becca Bojarzin · Rating 2 out of 5]

this book is what i fear the notes app in my phone sounds like

[Emily]

trisha could write hamlet but could Shakespeare write 101 poems about my ex boyfriend…?

[Kat · Rating 1 out of 5]

How embarrassing!!! She literally just posted her stalkerish journal to Jason. I'm so glad her got away from her. This creepy attempt at a book just shows how bad and creepy OBSESSIVE she really is.
She should have just kept this too herself because this could get her in to some trouble if Jason ever wants to press charges on her for stalking.

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME READING ANY OF HER BOOKS THEY ARE ALL FULL OF LIES FOR ATTENTION.

[Morgan · Rating 5 out of 5]

she is me in my notes app in middle school. in awe of her talent

my all time favorite quotes ive ever read:

“To be asked by a monster if you’re ok, is he a monster? Or was he just born with a penis?”

“Waking up to eggs? Ok
Waking up to sex? Amazing
Waking up to him? INDESCRIBABLE.”

[L. J. · Rating 1 out of 5]

TBA

[cherry · Rating 1 out of 5]

i did not think i would read a book worse than a colleen hover book this year, however..

[Carosfootprint · Rating 2 out of 5]

2 stars seems generous because of all the typos but man this was kinda sad a lowkey relatable in some of the poems. But like I don’t think this is poetry haha more like diary entries

[Sophia Parson · Rating 3 out of 5]

It’s Trisha enough said

[wulf]

sorry trisha i just couldn’t do it

[KAT · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is one of the worst books I ever read. It was so confusing and barely made any sense. It was like Trish was trying to make this the most confusing book in the world. I get poems aren't meant to be 100% clear but reading this was a nightmare. Half the time nothing made sense and the metaphors just didn't work. Don't even get me started on all the grammar mistakes..

[SplatterGunk · Rating 2 out of 5]

Tbh, I've read way worse. Good for Trisha Paytas for speaking their truth and finding some catharsis and closure. I read (and sometimes review) a lot of celebrity poetry collections, so I'm not being funny; I actually do, unironically, enjoy some of the poems in here. Art is subjective, so this collection of poetry really won't be for everyone, just keep that in mind while going in.

[Brianna Ramos · Rating 2 out of 5]

This was horrible. There were some parts that resonated with me, but overall this was not good. This was not about an “ex-boyfriend” - it was about obsession and unhealthy co-dependency. It took me so long to finish because it was so poorly written. I’m sorry trisha girl but this was NOT it.

[Sophie Bowns · Rating 1 out of 5]

She clearly didn’t bother to proofread and some of the content was repulsive.

[Theresia · Rating 4 out of 5]

it was ok

[Lexi · Rating 1 out of 5]

at least it’s funny!

[★ᴄᴀʀᴍɪɴᴇ★ · Rating 2 out of 5]

sad...just sad but also lol kinda funny hahahahah.

[rose · Rating 2 out of 5]

nicole rafiee said orion carloto could never write this, and she was right. some of these were actually good.

[Fausti · Rating 1 out of 5]

was... interesting.

[Ann · Rating 1 out of 5]

Don’t even ask

[David Arrows Lee · Rating 3 out of 5]

Surprising it's not the worst. I went into this thinking that it would be horribly written, but the writing wasn't the bad. A lot of it was very sexual but honestly it could have been way worse.

[Joseph-William Robinson-Hale · Rating 3 out of 5]

Unpolished and raw. A candid glimpse into the mind of an obsessive and traumatised woman as she dissects her past relationship, evoking themes of addiction, fixation, rejection, obsession and all consuming love.

At times the words flow from the page into our mind and as we drown in her stream of consciousness it feels as if we are reading a woman’s decent into psychosis.

Raw and emotive, while technically not written or edited perfectly (or honestly, all that well) it pulls the reader into the authors mind, and there upon the page she is authentic in her truth.

To think these poems are mostly wrote about Jason Nash who is probs on TikTok Live begging for roses now…. Go figure.