Office Kama Sutra: Being a Guide to Delectation & Delight in the Workplace

by Julianne Balmain, Thorina Rose (Illustrations)

Is your cubicle a lonely desert where only productivity flourishes? Are you smitten by a love goddess in accounting, HR, or sales? Do you long to embrace the muscled Shiva sauntering up to the coffeemaker? Office Kama Sutra reveals the secrets to making every workday a memorable affair. Hailed by scholars as a trove of ancient wisdom, this erotic guide to love in the office, available in English at last, will thrill lay practitioners of the carnal arts. Believed by some to have been composed centuries ago, Office Kama Sutra proves that the office fling is far from a new phenomenon. And no wonder. With the average career spanning more than four decades, it is only a matter of time before lusty hearts pair up at work, or wish they could. These pages offer vital tips and advice on such topics as selecting, courting, and especially pleasuring a partner (or partners), as well as what to do in the event of discord, impotence, or other libidinous mishaps. Thought-provoking illustrations detail "The Forty Ways" and other special techniques, while a reversible jacket (see above) allows readers to uncover the secrets of Office Kama Sutra with complete discretion. If congress is to happen at work, and we know it will, then no employee is safe without a copy of Office Kama Sutra, the skill-enhancement guide to workplace love.

Genres: Humor

112 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2001

About the author

Aka Nadia Gordon.

Julianne Balmain is a San Francisco-based writer whose many books include Abroad: A Travel Journal and Organizer and Office Kama Sutra, a humorous guide to romance at work. Writing as Nadia Gordon, she is the author of the Sunny McCoskey Napa Valley mystery series, including Sharpshooter, Death by the Glass, and Murder Alfresco.

Reviews

[The Lady Anna · Rating 4 out of 5]

Laugh out loud funny. Punny. And otherwise amusing.

[Bernie4444 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I once was blind but now I see.

I have a new reverence for the supply cabinet. I had no idea what the supplies were used for, and I now notice a communication style all around me that I thought was just idiosyncrasies. This book has changed my whole outlook. There are over one hundred pages on how to obtain a good position in the office. And for those that are challenged by the written word there are many colorful diagrams.

By itself, this book is amusing but combines it with the knowledge of the traditional Kama Sutra and it takes on a greater dimension.

[Alan Culler · Rating 5 out of 5]

This makes the work day fly by.

[Henry Mahone · Rating 5 out of 5]

I should have been a UPS guy.