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321 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 18, 2018
"I looked down at the blood still covering me and decided that I would let them hurtle down the hill without me, and then I would feign a limp as I went slowly after them. A blood soaked and wounded Flashy, hobbling into battle despite his wounds; it would fit my reputation like port and cigars. “Charge,” shouted the colonel."
“Huzzah, forward you brave fellows,” cries the gallant Flashy, flourishing his blade in the air too, but only staggering forwards a few paces and watching the backs of the others recede before him.
Before I had gone more than a yard, I was aware of the Light Company men coming up from behind. The first few soldiers jostled past, but then I felt an arm lift me at my right elbow followed immediately by another at my left. My feet were lifted off the ground and a voice called in my ear, “Don’t you worry sor, we’ll help you down all right, so we shall.” With that I was carried off down the slope at an alarming speed, my arms in vice-like grips, my feet in the air and my sword waving futilely in my hand.
Some had seen that the blood I was covered in was not mine and when I started to hobble away the evil-minded villains saw straight through my charade. Laughing with glee, they picked up one of their English masters and cruelly deprived him of his honest right to shirk his duty. I realised this in the first twenty yards when they ignored my raging and a voice called in my ear, “Come now sor, you don’t want to miss the fun.”