“This one goes to eleven.” Had I the power to do so, I would star, highlight, bold, and italic this novel so everyone would know how amazing it is. At times like this, 5 stars seems so inadequate. Sprinkled with bits of wisdom and seasoned with unique observations, this melange of flavors is sure to delight the senses. Elen Ghulam’s words are like poetry set in prose, powerful in their ability to evoke images and feelings, while also self-effacing and often quite amusing. In fact, I highlighted so many areas of the novel for their unique expressions of mundane circumstances that I started to feel like I was overdoing it. She takes that which is common and elevates it to extraordinary while taking the ethereal and making it easily comprehensible.
I give this novel my highest recommendation. I would be surprised to discover that any of my friends dislike it because I can’t imagine that being the case. I feel like my words cannot do justice to the work of Elen Ghulam, so I’ll let her words persuade you. I’ll end this with some of my favorite quotes:
My life had been a page filled with poetic words dancing in anticipation. A prose so beautiful as to make your heart shudder. But when I emigrated, all the letters scurried away. The meaning dissolved the way scratches in the sand are washed away by the waves of the sea. It became a whole notebook filled with ink-resistant white sheets of paper. I saw nothing.
His vowels glide melodically; the ends of his words stay open as if unfinished. His sentences float in the air like helium balloons, bumping against each other in a subtle teasing aggression.
When he woke up the words to the song dropped into his head the way bird poop drops from the sky.
I peeled myself out of bed like a spoon out of molasses.
Today I feel like a tomato sauce that has been spiked with cinnamon. Something you can force yourself to tolerate, yet clash with every step of the way. Every bite and lick screams of the wrongness of this mixture.
The silence stretched between us like an overbaked cheese strand refusing to let a slice leave the mother ship pizza.
Destiny is dancing in our wounds wearing slippers lined with salt.
They say the shortest path to a man’s heart is his stomach. But what is the shortest path to a woman’s heart? I suspect the answer is: “Nobody cares.”
My mother had purchased clear broth with boiled vegetables swimming in it. Little bits of carrot and peas looked like they were stranded in a hot tub waiting to be rescued from a torture session after they had ratted on all their collaborators.
I wonder if injuries travel down generations. What part of my grandmother continues to live through me? I don’t want to think about this. It is too disturbing. I put the thoughts away, bury them under a thick sludge of mud. Little bubbles pop up to let me know that what got stuck in the giant mud bath of my unconfirmed truths is fermenting away. One day a giant kimchi tree will sprout and shower me with pickled cabbage and shrimp juice. That day isn’t here yet. No need for panic.