Picture this: Contemplating the Navier-Stokes equations, (i.e. partial differential equations which describe the motion of fluid substances through the kidney cracker of randy stud horses the world over by treating no jizz, (be it equine, platypii, or giraffine), as inviscid, and thus operating as a parabolic equation - having better analytic properties, at the expense of having less mathematical structure - and telling Euler to go lipsmack a chocolate starfish), and their ability to model approximations of complex phenomena such as weather and the diffusion of Cthulhu's piss into the Pacific Ocean, causes you to begin pleasuring yourself (like any decent mathematician). Whilst getting a little fapidextrous and performing the five knuckle shuffle on the piss pump (eg. voiding the warranty and causing the bald man to puke) you begin, as is your way, to talk dirty to your Alienware 34 QD-OLED (AW3423DW) gaming monitor: "The above considerations apply to the Cauchy problem with the scale-invariant initial data. Can such consideration be taken even further, to some solutions with finite energy obtained by a suitable “truncation at infinity” *grunts* of the scale-invariant initial data? If this is the case, *labored breathing* then we might not only have non-uniqueness for the scale-invariant initial data, but also non-uniqueness for finite-energy initial data, and – in particular – for the Leray-Hopf weak solutions. Moreover, the non-uniqueness would appear right at the borderline of the classes.... HNNNNNNNG! for which uniqueness can be proved via the weak-strong uniqueness theorems mentioned earlier. It is interesting to note the opinion of some prominent mathematicians on the question of the uniqueness of Leray-Hopf weak solut..." And about this time your mother bursts in screaming like a bastard, "PORK CHOP RELATED GREASE FI.... OH MY GODDDDDDD!" Causing your balls to depressurize like the worst Isothermal and Adiabatic Leak Processes of Zeotropic Refrigerant Mixtures, which precipitates a massive stampede of frightened gametes through the escape hatch of your meat thermometer while you scream, "GET OUT OF MY EXTENDED PHENOTYPE MOMMMM!"
If this has ever happened to you - this is your book.
Have you ever, while plumb blown in the creek on lead-tainted moonshine pissed from a noisy radiator, grew irate while watching a spider craft a beautiful web and systematically took a sledge hammer to all the toilets in your house, while screaming: “Competence without comprehension makes me sick!”?
This is your book.
Dawkins’ is best known for his seminal work: The Selfish Peen, which argued persuasively for the value of the Peen’s-Eye-View of evolution. This is a continuation of The Elfish Dean which concerns itself with extending that concept to better understand how Beavers can be such good engineers without attending classes. How termites, obeying relatively simple local rules, can work together to construct magnificent castles. How spiders can weave silk tapestries of such intense beauty that you wake up to a house riven by porcelain shrapnel. For my money, although less accessible than The Shellfish Gene, this little ditty contains the most exciting ideas that Mr. Dawkins’ has produced since being urinated upon by Nagapies in Sub-Saharan Africa (citation needed). And he agrees.
This book seeks to expand the Neo-Darwinian synthesis to include not only how genes encode the instructions for producing the proteins necessary for assembling bodies, (the phenotype), but also how they instill instinctual competencies, which instruct parasitic and symbiotic behaviors, catalyze evolutionary arms races, inform mating strategies, and facilitate the construction of fitness enhancing artifacts external to the organism (extended phenotype). This last bit, seeing the reach of the gene extended beyond its normal purview of the physical body, is a real humdinger, and, if taken fully on board, constitutes a paradigmatic panty obliteration. You’ll stand before the grandeur of nature forevermore without recourse to undergarments.
Unfortunately, a fair amount of the book is dedicated to beating recalcitrant ideologues about the neck and chest for their wishy washy objections. The barest whiff of genetic determinism, and the most timid formulations of evolutionary psychology, send people tumbling down slippery slopes and into seizures of unreason. Perhaps understandably, given how perverse incentives have motivated bad actors to alloy theories of this kind with bullshit political dogmas. Still, it’s important work. Let me assure you that, despite the voluminous amount of confabulatory drivel that has been hurled the man’s way, primarily by people who have only read the title of The Delphic Routine, Dawkins is anything but careless when putting forward these ideas. Lucky for our species that, heretical though they may seem at the time, there exist people who are not satisfied with the low hanging fruit of our wishful preconceptions, and reach instead for truer approximations of the reality we inhabit.
“Of course genes are not directly visible to selection. Obviously they are selected by virtue of their phenotypic effects, and certainly they can only be said to have phenotypic effects in concert with hundreds of other genes. But it is the thesis of this book that we should not be trapped into assuming that those phenotypic effects are best regarded as being neatly wrapped up in discrete bodies (or other discrete vehicles). The doctrine of the extended phenotype is that the phenotypic effect of a gene (genetic replicator) is best seen as an effect upon the world at large, and only incidentally upon the individual organism—or any other vehicle—in which it happens to sit.” -This Book.
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" -Walter Sobchak.