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Muffins as a Declaration of Intent
Sterek
“Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek's right.
“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”
Words:3731 complete
“Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek's right.
“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”
Words:3731 complete
11 pages, ebook
First published October 10, 2013
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November 10, 2018
This was just so much fun and sexy, and why wasn't this on Goodreads already?!
In this one, Derek and Stiles are having an alpha Scott mandated brunch, where Stiles asks Derek if he wants top or bottom. Of the MUFFIN, but Derek, only half paying attention, says "bottom", which, yeah, it goes from there. Stiles insists Derek taking the bottom of the muffin means he wants to have sex with Stiles, (which, he does) and Stiles is all up on that.
Features bottom Derek, so if that's not your thing... read it anyway, it's so worth it!
In this one, Derek and Stiles are having an alpha Scott mandated brunch, where Stiles asks Derek if he wants top or bottom. Of the MUFFIN, but Derek, only half paying attention, says "bottom", which, yeah, it goes from there. Stiles insists Derek taking the bottom of the muffin means he wants to have sex with Stiles, (which, he does) and Stiles is all up on that.
Features bottom Derek, so if that's not your thing... read it anyway, it's so worth it!
February 2, 2016
In this case, the title is undeniably true. Sterek Lolz. Humorous and slightly, albeit it briefly, embarrassing moment. But, who has time when there's better things to do. Like getting to the bottom of this dilemma.
FYI, there are so many bad searches to be had asking about muffins. O__O
FYI, there are so many bad searches to be had asking about muffins. O__O
May 18, 2019
4.5 Stars
Damn, I knew I'd like it given other reviews but I didn't expect to like it this much! *sigh* There really is never enough Bottom!Derek in this fandom...
Damn, I knew I'd like it given other reviews but I didn't expect to like it this much! *sigh* There really is never enough Bottom!Derek in this fandom...
October 21, 2016
Hilarious and completely adorable!
Some Favorite Quotes:
"It's just a muffin, dude," Scott says.
"But when is a muffin not a muffin?" Stiles asks, wagging a finger through the air. "When it's a declaration of intent."
List of inappropriate things Stiles has asked about at their weekly Scott-mandated breakfast: knots (“No.”), mating (“Why would you think that?”), biting (“Some werewolves. Just like some humans.”), can dude werewolves get other dudes pregnant (“NO! What is wrong with you?”), scenting (“Yes. But not in the way you think.”), foreskin (“I'm not telling you about my penis, Stiles.”). Asking about whether Derek prefers to top or bottom is tame in comparison.
Some Favorite Quotes:
"It's just a muffin, dude," Scott says.
"But when is a muffin not a muffin?" Stiles asks, wagging a finger through the air. "When it's a declaration of intent."
List of inappropriate things Stiles has asked about at their weekly Scott-mandated breakfast: knots (“No.”), mating (“Why would you think that?”), biting (“Some werewolves. Just like some humans.”), can dude werewolves get other dudes pregnant (“NO! What is wrong with you?”), scenting (“Yes. But not in the way you think.”), foreskin (“I'm not telling you about my penis, Stiles.”). Asking about whether Derek prefers to top or bottom is tame in comparison.
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April 7, 2016Cute, funny coming together.
March 7, 2016
A bit too anticlimactic after that catchy start? As much as that is possible for a short story at least... Maybe. Hmm. Otherwise: sweet.
November 21, 2016
Apparently I read this fic already but I enjoyed it a lot the second time around.
November 20, 2016
This was a cute and silly little read. Only 11 pages so it was perfect when I just wanted a 'lil somethin' before bed.
November 11, 2018
3.5*
nice smexy stuff
nice smexy stuff
May 3, 2021
I do love me some PWP on occasion.
May 22, 2017
light and fun!
December 18, 2019
Cute read
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