Ten Bat-Questions for the proud owner of the 2008 Revised Bat Edition of The Official Batman Batbook:
1) Is it as big as the phone book?
-Yes.
2) Does it scream cheap?
-My God, yes.
3) Are there errors of every possible kind liable to occur in the art of book designing and publishing?
-Is there ever!
4) But does that even matter since there’s a lot more information than the original, particularly more quotes from the cast and crew, although some of these quotes are poorly attributed and cited, like who even said that, you’ll be thinking?!
-Yeah, it’s clearly a labor of love and it’s not like those types of errors do more than annoy me. I’m reading this for fun. The very act of reading it may even be considered camp these lame days.
5) But did you or did you not try to return this book?
-Lies! I did indeed double-check if that was an option but only because in one of the lists of trivia at the ends of the chapters the author switched between using the actors’ names and using the characters’ names and it was driving me crazy, honest. I didn’t even see the kids playing in the street, officer, I just want to know did Batman earn $4000.00 for the second episode or did Adam West?!!
6) Relax.
-I was afraid that was endemic of a larger problem. But I really don’t care.
7) When did the booze and/or etcetera kick in?
8) So it doesn’t bother you that you paid $35.00 for information easily found online for free?
-No. Firstly, only an idiot would think that’s free information. Secondly, here all of that info is neatly arranged and categorized. Plus, I’d rather flip pages than look up search terms, click links, copy and paste an old URL into the Wayback Machine, save bookmarks, lose my place, forget the name of a website, etc.
9) Would you rather be a can of Coke or a bottle of Pepsi?
10) Would you be interested in purchasing a potential revised revised edition if it were to include color photos?
-Nope. I understand the complaints about the photo quality but the photos aren’t the biggest draw for me anyway. It would be nice if they were of high quality but they aren’t. And there are colorful batbooks full of pictures out there. Maybe I’ll buy one of them someday. For now, I have this. And I’m definitely, totally, one hundred percent happy I have this SAT Prep-looking door stopper…