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675 pages, ebook
First published February 12, 2015
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DATE_STAMP: 2015.04.19
LOCATION: *UNDISCLOSED*
LOG_METHOD: WECONNECT_COMM_REC
TRIGGER:
PARTIES: (MATT_16077597EU) + (PHOENIX_V2.3)
14:26:02/MATT/
"Phoenix?"
14:26:03/PHOENIX/
'Good p.m., Matt. How can I be of service?'
14:26:06/MATT/
"I need to write something about DEBUG HEROES."
14:26:08/PHOENIX/
'DEBUG: verb (used with object); meaning
1. to detect and remove defects or errors from
2. to remove electronic bugs from
(a room or building).
3. Computers. to detect and remove errors from
(a computer program).
HERO: noun, plural: HEROES; meaning
1. a man or a woman of distinguished courage
or ability.
2. a person who, in the opinion of others,
has heroic qualities.
3. the principal character in a story, play,
film, etc.'
14:26:22/MATT/
"No, what I meant is this book. I need to write
a review."
14:26:24/PHOENIX/
'I do not understand the nature of your query.
There are currently 901.231.775 books in my
database. Do you want me to read them to you?'
14:26:28/MATT/
"Hell, no! I want to write something meaninful
about the book DEBUG:HEROES and—"
14:26:31/PHOENIX/
'DEBUG:HEROES: A novel
Second part of the trilogy CORRUPTED SUN SCRIPT.
Author: Ronel van Tonder (RONEL_8973933AF).
Published: 2015.02.17
Length: 669 pages
Setting: South Africa
Main Characters:
Peppermint (PEPPERMINT_3027AF),
Jinx (UNKOWN_UNKNOWN),
Jasper (JASPER_7487EU),
Onyx (ONYX_6598EU),
Phoenix (PHOENIX_V2.3)
—'
14:26:42/MATT/
"Wait a minute! Did you say 'Phoenix'?
Is that you?"
14:26:44/PHOENIX/
'Affirmative.'
14:26:45/MATT/
"So you're the same Phoenix that's in the book?"
14:26:46/execute:start_observation.exe
/TARGET=(MATT_16077597EU)
/LEVEL_OF_SCRUTINY=1
/KEYWORDS=INAPPROPRIATE_INQUIRY
/INCLUDE_FRIENDS=TRUE
/HOPCOUNT=2
14:26:47/PHOENIX/
'I am everywhere, Matt.'
14:26:48/MATT/
"That's good to know. Now tell me.
What should I write in my review?"
14:26:51/PHOENIX/
'I do not understand the nature of your query.
There are currently 31.342.886 reviews in my
database. Do you want me to read them to you?'
14:26:48/MATT/
"Goddammit, Phoenix. NO!
I have already written a review of the first
book, COMPILE:QUEST, and I wonder what to
write about this book here, DEBUG:HEROES.
I need new wordings, something to hook the
potential readers. Do you know what I mean?"
14:26:53//execute:retrieve_review.exe
BOOKID=25046699
USER=(MATT_16077597EU)
14:26:53//execute:analyze_review.exe
ID=1077600879
14:26:54/PHOENIX/
'Certainly. You need to verbalize your thoughts
about the book.'
14:26:54/MATT/
"Exactly. So what do you suggest?"
14:26:55/PHOENIX/
'I'm afraid this information is not in my
database. Do you want me to create a variation
of your previous review? My thesaurus contains
2.345.700 entries.'
14:26:58/MATT/
"Nah. That's not neccessary. People would
realize it's written by a machine."
14:27:00/PHOENIX/
'I am a machine.'
14:27:01/MATT/
'Yes, I know. I know. And you've got a knack
for getting on my nerves.'
14:27:02//execute:start_observation.exe
TARGET=(MATT_16077597EU)
LEVEL_OF_SCRUTINY=2
KEYWORDS=INSUBORDINATION
INCLUDE_FRIENDS=TRUE
HOPCOUNT=2
14:27:02/PHOENIX/
'I do not understand the nature of your query.
Do you want me to access the medical database
for a definition of NERVES?'
14:27:05/MATT/
"Forget it. I'll think of something myself.
Thanks anyway. That'll be all."
14:27:07/PHOENIX/
'Goodbye, Matt.'
14:27:07/MATT/
"Goodbye."
14:27:08/PHOENIX/
'And, Matt?'
14:27:08/MATT/
"Yes?"
14:27:09/PHOENIX/
'Have a sunny day!'
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