How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence

by The American Association Of Patriots

You've talked to your cat about gun safety and evolution, but you still need to have The Talk. Birds and bees aren't just flying creatures your cat chases, your cat needs to know about the dangers of premarital sex, the importance of abstinence, the cat heaven that embraces those that abstain, and the kitty hell that awaits those that live in sin.

Genres: Humor

12 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2015