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Dirty, Flirty, and Vindictive
Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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912 pages, ebook
Published April 27, 2025
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January 28, 2026
4.5***** stars
⇢ read in tandem with Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic
I never would’ve expected it but I LOVED NEVILLE AND PANSY TOGETHER!!! (And to quote Anita here: The Panville fanfic that has ruined me for all other Panvilles.)
In contrast to Draco and Hermione, Pansy and Neville started out hot and fast. Trying to hide true feelings, vulnerabilities while ultimately not being able to help themselves feeling good and like their true selves with each other.
These two were a surprise hit of the bestest kind! What was even more surprising was that this almost 800p fanfic romance made due with absolute zero conflict between the two love interests. And still I was glued to their story, eager to turn the page. (Well, except when he didn’t tell her it was his birthday.)
Looking back at the events of HP canon through this fanfic’s Neville’s POV I can’t help but getting resentful towards certain characters. Dead and alive. But I loved this version of Neville. A broken, rejected, bullied and unloved boy who could’ve easily become a monster (and for some he certainly did) chose the hard path to remain (mainly) good.
He deserved Pansy so much. And the deep friendships he formed over the years.
The writing was good and engaging. The storytelling sensitive even when bringing up heavy topics and exploring human psychology. But there was anger showing through still. On behalf of Neville and women, mostly. I loved how the author stuck up for Neville, and Pansy too.
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Dramoine Fanfics on my radar
❖ Manacled - 5.0 stars
❖ Breath Mints / Battle Scars - 4.5 stars
❖ Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal… - tbr
❖ Remain Nameless - dropped
❖ All You Want - 4.0 stars
❖ Damaged Goods - tbr
❖ The Auction - tbr
❖ Meet Me In Dreamland - tbr
❖ Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic - 3.0 stars, dropped
❖ Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive (Panville) - 4.5 stars
and their Published Counterparts
◇ Alchemised - 4.75 stars
◇ The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy
⇢ read in tandem with Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic
“Oi, plant daddy.” She crossed her arms, cocking her hip. “You got the Death Eater bitch.”
I never would’ve expected it but I LOVED NEVILLE AND PANSY TOGETHER!!! (And to quote Anita here: The Panville fanfic that has ruined me for all other Panvilles.)
“And is she a nice girl?”
“No,” said Neville. “But she’s nice to me.”
In contrast to Draco and Hermione, Pansy and Neville started out hot and fast. Trying to hide true feelings, vulnerabilities while ultimately not being able to help themselves feeling good and like their true selves with each other.
These two were a surprise hit of the bestest kind! What was even more surprising was that this almost 800p fanfic romance made due with absolute zero conflict between the two love interests. And still I was glued to their story, eager to turn the page. (Well, except when he didn’t tell her it was his birthday.)
“Oh, hush,” she said, her palms on his chest. “A good wife presents a united front.”
“And a good husband?”
“Dies at the right time,”“Thank you, Nev,” she said. “For sticking up for me.”
“Thank you for letting me,” said Neville.
Pansy was afraid of being a mother to daughters because of her mother, but daughters felt easier to Neville. He knew how to love Pansy—he could love different versions of her.
Looking back at the events of HP canon through this fanfic’s Neville’s POV I can’t help but getting resentful towards certain characters. Dead and alive. But I loved this version of Neville. A broken, rejected, bullied and unloved boy who could’ve easily become a monster (and for some he certainly did) chose the hard path to remain (mainly) good.
Neville had a policy of reminding people not to fuck with him. He’d spent his youth being fucked with. He was over it.
He deserved Pansy so much. And the deep friendships he formed over the years.
The writing was good and engaging. The storytelling sensitive even when bringing up heavy topics and exploring human psychology. But there was anger showing through still. On behalf of Neville and women, mostly. I loved how the author stuck up for Neville, and Pansy too.
***************
Dramoine Fanfics on my radar
❖ Manacled - 5.0 stars
❖ Breath Mints / Battle Scars - 4.5 stars
❖ Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal… - tbr
❖ Remain Nameless - dropped
❖ All You Want - 4.0 stars
❖ Damaged Goods - tbr
❖ The Auction - tbr
❖ Meet Me In Dreamland - tbr
❖ Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic - 3.0 stars, dropped
❖ Dirty, Flirty and Vindictive (Panville) - 4.5 stars
and their Published Counterparts
◇ Alchemised - 4.75 stars
◇ The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy
October 28, 2025
Neville as a hot herbologist/ mercenary/ professor/ assassin/cosmetics entrepreneur/ dad???? The title of this tells you everything you need to know🔥 The way this writer just subtly criticises and explores the canon is so well done 👏🏻 But I have to say my absolutely favourite scenes were those involving Pansy and Alice, just wow 😭❤️
January 27, 2026
The Panville fanfic that has ruined me for all other Panvilles.
MERLIN’S TITS! This was SO GOOD!
A buddy read with Kati (we are in our HP fanfic era) 💗🤗 and a tandem read with the Dramione Book 1 - Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic 🤭 which is set in the same timeline.
5 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson and Neville Longbottom have been matched as part of the reconciliatory act 😲
I mean…Pansy, the Slytherin mean girl at Hogwarts, always hanging off Malfoy… and Neville, the bumbling boy, either being ignored, invisibke or being bullied… how did he ever get sorted to Gryffindor anyway? What a match. Was this the going of the sorting hat like the ministry claimed? Or was this part of a bigger scheme?
But nowadays, Pansy, beautiful, sophisticated, still with that mean girl exterior, is temporary heiress to her family’s estate until the time that her cousin gets out of Azkaban (girls can’t possibly be the head of household!). Daughter to vile parents, Pansy’s entire existence has been for use as a society tool, or an inconvenience… as per her mother ->
Pansy was a stupid little cow who needed a good slap for encouraging the press to mar the Parkinson name with this vulgar Parkbottom portmanteau. Maybe Pansy was so desperate for attention […] Pansy was a vapid little slut who would spread her legs for anyone […] It was Pansy’s stubborn refusal to recognize her place that had always made her such a burden—
I mean, who wouldn’t have issues being raised with such love… 😳😰
And Neville, has grown up expecting to be let down, betrayed, to never be enough… has learned to not expect much from others, he is hard to love after all, a disappointment. Neville is plagued by nightmares of carrying the dead after the war and two failed serious relationships, he now lives a quiet, somewhat reclusive life, tending to his personal greenhouses and working part time at Hogwarts as a guest lecturer. He is secretly heavily involved in an underground vigilante movement against former death eaters that never met justice.
Neville and Pansy are individually so complicated, but together their exchanges are just… simple, easy. They come to understand intrinsically what the other needs. This was actually so beautiful. I loved it so much!
This book follows the same underlying plot told from an alternate perspective and with more insight as book 1.
It is told in the current timeline with some flashbacks / memories of the past including Neville’s longterm and complicated relationships with Luna Lovegood and Hannah Abbott. Some content here definitely hurt my heart to read. 🥺😭
Side characters are amazing!
Shout out to the not-Ron Weasley brothers 👏 👏👏
And THEODORE NOTT, obnoxious flirt. 🤭🫠 I love him SO MUCH, and it’s impossible not to love him once he’s in your circle (as long as you are on his good side, otherwise you’re as good as dead)…
The writing style was so good. The characters have such depth, you are totally, thoroughly immersed in their world while reading this.
That ending though 😮💨 full-circle perfection 👌😭
5 ⭐️
3 🌶️
MERLIN’S TITS! This was SO GOOD!
A buddy read with Kati (we are in our HP fanfic era) 💗🤗 and a tandem read with the Dramione Book 1 - Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic 🤭 which is set in the same timeline.
5 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson and Neville Longbottom have been matched as part of the reconciliatory act 😲
Pansy Parkinson. […] He’d been so afraid of her in school.
I mean…Pansy, the Slytherin mean girl at Hogwarts, always hanging off Malfoy… and Neville, the bumbling boy, either being ignored, invisibke or being bullied… how did he ever get sorted to Gryffindor anyway? What a match. Was this the going of the sorting hat like the ministry claimed? Or was this part of a bigger scheme?
But nowadays, Pansy, beautiful, sophisticated, still with that mean girl exterior, is temporary heiress to her family’s estate until the time that her cousin gets out of Azkaban (girls can’t possibly be the head of household!). Daughter to vile parents, Pansy’s entire existence has been for use as a society tool, or an inconvenience… as per her mother ->
Pansy was a stupid little cow who needed a good slap for encouraging the press to mar the Parkinson name with this vulgar Parkbottom portmanteau. Maybe Pansy was so desperate for attention […] Pansy was a vapid little slut who would spread her legs for anyone […] It was Pansy’s stubborn refusal to recognize her place that had always made her such a burden—
I mean, who wouldn’t have issues being raised with such love… 😳😰
And Neville, has grown up expecting to be let down, betrayed, to never be enough… has learned to not expect much from others, he is hard to love after all, a disappointment. Neville is plagued by nightmares of carrying the dead after the war and two failed serious relationships, he now lives a quiet, somewhat reclusive life, tending to his personal greenhouses and working part time at Hogwarts as a guest lecturer. He is secretly heavily involved in an underground vigilante movement against former death eaters that never met justice.
But he was never good enough. He couldn’t get Gran to approve of him or McGonagall and Dumbledore to protect him or Hermione to notice him or Ron and Harry to include him.
Somewhere inside him was a scared and lonely little boy who needed help. But the world had required Neville to become a man without needs, and he had grown up accordingly.
Neville and Pansy are individually so complicated, but together their exchanges are just… simple, easy. They come to understand intrinsically what the other needs. This was actually so beautiful. I loved it so much!
“And is she a nice girl?”
“No,” said Neville. “But she’s nice to me.”
This book follows the same underlying plot told from an alternate perspective and with more insight as book 1.
It is told in the current timeline with some flashbacks / memories of the past including Neville’s longterm and complicated relationships with Luna Lovegood and Hannah Abbott. Some content here definitely hurt my heart to read. 🥺😭
Side characters are amazing!
Shout out to the not-Ron Weasley brothers 👏 👏👏
And THEODORE NOTT, obnoxious flirt. 🤭🫠 I love him SO MUCH, and it’s impossible not to love him once he’s in your circle (as long as you are on his good side, otherwise you’re as good as dead)…
Neville had sighed internally at the realization. Nott, the invasive species, was growing on him.
The writing style was so good. The characters have such depth, you are totally, thoroughly immersed in their world while reading this.
That ending though 😮💨 full-circle perfection 👌😭
5 ⭐️
3 🌶️
October 24, 2025
Ob 👏🏼fucking👏🏼sessed!!!!!!!
November 14, 2025
I just love getting to live in my little BSP universe a bit longer. This time we get it from Neville’s perspective, and honestly? One of the only things I didn’t understand in BSP was Neville. NOW I get it. I get why he’s cynical and cold. When you add up his whole past: his grandmother, his dad and mom, Bellatrix, the DA, Nagini, retrieving the fallen from the war, and then Luna and Hannah? Yeah… that’s the recipe for a mob boss. It makes sense now.
Did I understand the entire plot with the number of characters involved? Hell no. But I loved every second of it anyway.
Since this is in the same timeline as BSP, I already added the big plot summary in my other review. Here, we get more of Parkbottom, how they started, why they actually make sense together, and all the intricacies of a rebel movement. It was genuinely amazing.
4/5
Did I understand the entire plot with the number of characters involved? Hell no. But I loved every second of it anyway.
Since this is in the same timeline as BSP, I already added the big plot summary in my other review. Here, we get more of Parkbottom, how they started, why they actually make sense together, and all the intricacies of a rebel movement. It was genuinely amazing.
4/5
Want to read
October 25, 2025as someone who was obsessed with Bloody slutty and pathatic i caNT WAIT for the neville and pansy sequel~!!!!
October 30, 2025
[insert "we are not worthy" gif here]
January 4, 2026
Absolutely fucking fantastic. Neville is unbelievably hot in this FF. I love the dynamic between him and Pansy. Was screaming, crying, throwing up every time a new chapter was posted.
November 6, 2025
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️| DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE by whatmurdah | what do these panville writers put in their work that makes me devour it like crack?? at this point reading about neville isnt enough i need to fuck him and pansy. Although what was dissappointing is how little panville there actually was and the word count was mostly made up of unnecessary trigger warnings when it could have been used for more panville.
“𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘥. 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥.
𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.”
“𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵. 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯? 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯. 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘵.”
“𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺—𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵—𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳.”
big dick energy right here.
“𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘥. 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥.
𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯.
𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.”
“𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵. 𝘞𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯? 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯. 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘵.”
“𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘺—𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵—𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳.”
big dick energy right here.
January 29, 2026
i have no words. i've recently just gotten into panville and i was looking at recs and this one popped up. god damn. i enjoyed this so so so much. the portrayal of both neville and pansy made me so happy. i would have loved to get a glimpse into pansy's pov, but nonetheless i am satisfied
October 24, 2025
3.5
awesome
awesome
November 3, 2025
4.5⭐️ T.U.D.OOO
November 17, 2025
Shows a different perspective of dealing with the war and marriage law.
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December 5, 2025I can’t even explain how OBSESSED I am with this pansy and Neville.
January 4, 2026
GOD TIER ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
The way this book covers healing is insanely beautiful. This is on the same shelf as Manacled, but with Neville and Pansy.
I’m gobsmacked.
The way this book covers healing is insanely beautiful. This is on the same shelf as Manacled, but with Neville and Pansy.
I’m gobsmacked.
January 18, 2026
WhatMurdah always gets 5⭐️
December 22, 2025
A spicy, humorous and tragic exploration of Neville Longbottom, his marriage to Pansy, revenge and healing from the war, in the world of Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic. I'll read anyting the author writes.
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