4.5 stars.
After watching and reading HEATED RIVALRY, I obviously needed to quench my thirst with another m/m hockey romance. Thankfully, M.A. Wardell was kind enough to send me an ARC of his new novella, PEACHES AND PUCKS - and it did not disappoint in the sweet and spicy departments. As a hockey expert, a tonsil hockey expert, I know a few things about the genre and read this in one sitting. I then immediately ordered a jockstrap upon finishing the last page.
Harry is an an elementary English school teacher, and Darius is the hockey coach that's been making fun of him for the last four years. Their dynamic changes when Harry steps in to help chaperone a trip to a hockey tournament, and the two are forced to share a bed. While it seems like this is insta-love, it turns out that Coach Darius has been secretly simping for Harry for the last four years, he's just been pulling a Helga G. Pataki and hiding his feelings beneath his bullying. Before we get to the sweetness, let's get into the spice, because that's honestly my favorite part of this novella. Sorry, not sorry.
To start off with, Coach Darius is packing some major Ilya Rozanov booty, like "two soccer balls" worth of ass. I mean, if he slept naked in my bed, I would be cooked too. There's a lot of emphasis on body hair - including bush, pits and happy trails, and I cannot lie, I'm a big fan of all of the above. Wardell understands that gay men (and ladies and theys) love jockstraps, eating peach, dirty talk, man musk, and versatility in the bedroom. "You like that coach?" is my new vocal stim. Spoiler alert, coach likes three fingers and they both enjoy being suffocated by ass. Can relate.
There's also an emphasis on the beauty of a man's hole, and if you get it, you get it because that shit is a work of art. "Dripping precum like a soft serve on a July afternoon" took me out. I'm relieved that they drank water between positions because I was worried about their hydration levels during the bedroom scenes. They also disclosed their sexual health and used condoms in the beginning of their trysts so we salute you Wardell for the safe sex practices...before the breeding happened. Find yourself a man that considers it a privilege to be inside of you. Now for the sweet and non-horny content because it's not all about pound town.
The two have real dates, and there's even a sandwich/tuna melt situation which immediately made me think of HEATED RIVALRY. Because these two work at an elementary school and aren't in professional hockey, there's an inherent innocence because they both like boosting the morale of kids and helping them chase their passions. You also follow the emotional tug a war of why men distance themselves from love and emotional intimacy due to their own insecurities. Bedroom romps aside, it’s nice that these two can fuck and then just lay on each other and feel comfortable spending the night together. My goal is to also find a man that makes me feel "unraveled and safe at the same time."
While Harry might feel alienated by his lack of interest in sports and hypermasculine activities, he realizes that it's okay to be the Taylor Swift to Darius' Travice Kelce. And let's acknowledge the sage advice that his female bestie, Christine, imparts upon him. It's pivotal that every gay man have a f*g hag in this lifetime because they're the backbone of a gay man's experience and want what's best for you. Ultimately, this novella is about what happens when we step out of our comfort zones and let people love us, despite our differences, because life is about the shots you take. Thanks again to M.A. Wardell for the ARC in exchange for an honest review!