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The Oldest Bitch Alive
For fans of Sigrid Nunez’s The Friend and Nicholson Baker’s The Mezzanine, a polyphonic debut following an aging French bulldog and the parasitic worms that send her toward death — a singular, sly novel about form, freedom, interiors, and the matter by which we are composed and consumed.
Gelsomina is an elderly French bulldog who lives in a glass house in the mountains. Paned by transparency, she’s lived in imitations—of the man and the woman, of the younger dog, Zampanò, of the wild unknown beyond the windows.
One day, Gelsomina accidentally ingests an orb of parasitic worms. Approaching death, and filled with new life, she begins to see everything differently. She makes changes in the pattern of her days, and the glass house fractures into many voices. The worms burrowing into Gelsomina regard her body as an imperfect structure, the home they inherited but did not dream of. The couple—Wendy, in interiors, and John, in architectural design—face the claws of human attachment, and what our will to domesticate means for the life of an animal who can see the wild, but never know it.
Day’s architectural instincts breath into Gelsomina’s new and panting life meditations on animal suicide, string theory, philosophical approaches to form, and the question of whether a glass house can ever be a home. The Oldest Bitch Alive tails Gelsomina into one final, ecstatic sprint through the invisible fence and into a wilderness she’s never seen—activating the depths of attachment, reverence, death, and the bounded self in dichromatic color.
Gelsomina is an elderly French bulldog who lives in a glass house in the mountains. Paned by transparency, she’s lived in imitations—of the man and the woman, of the younger dog, Zampanò, of the wild unknown beyond the windows.
One day, Gelsomina accidentally ingests an orb of parasitic worms. Approaching death, and filled with new life, she begins to see everything differently. She makes changes in the pattern of her days, and the glass house fractures into many voices. The worms burrowing into Gelsomina regard her body as an imperfect structure, the home they inherited but did not dream of. The couple—Wendy, in interiors, and John, in architectural design—face the claws of human attachment, and what our will to domesticate means for the life of an animal who can see the wild, but never know it.
Day’s architectural instincts breath into Gelsomina’s new and panting life meditations on animal suicide, string theory, philosophical approaches to form, and the question of whether a glass house can ever be a home. The Oldest Bitch Alive tails Gelsomina into one final, ecstatic sprint through the invisible fence and into a wilderness she’s never seen—activating the depths of attachment, reverence, death, and the bounded self in dichromatic color.
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208 pages, Hardcover
Published March 24, 2026
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October 17, 2025Oh, Gelsomina, you broke my heart. I don’t know what Astra has started doing — first Fátima Velez’s Galapagos, now this — but please keep going, and I’ll keep raving about your books!
Morgan Day has written an unclassifiable novel about animals, humans, and the spaces they (do not) inhabit. Day somehow manages to invent a wholly new syntax for thinking about what/who/where — and in what/in who/in ???. I’m not being intentionally obtuse, but how else can one describe philosophizing worms who accidentally end up inside a dying dog in a glass house with two humans who…
Interiorities and exteriorities get properly muddled here — and what a glorious muddle it is.
Morgan Day has written an unclassifiable novel about animals, humans, and the spaces they (do not) inhabit. Day somehow manages to invent a wholly new syntax for thinking about what/who/where — and in what/in who/in ???. I’m not being intentionally obtuse, but how else can one describe philosophizing worms who accidentally end up inside a dying dog in a glass house with two humans who…
Interiorities and exteriorities get properly muddled here — and what a glorious muddle it is.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
thanks to netgalley and astra publishing house for an arc of this title! morgan day's debut has proven to be one of the weirdest, most original works of literary fiction i've ever read in my life. the perspectives shifting from gelsomina, to her worms, to the goings-on of the glass house, all were stellar and completely unique in their narrative voice. i had no clue where this story was going, but it definitely wasn't i expected. so incredibly unusual in the best way. i can't wait for more from this author!
not-for-me
March 5, 2026I love the idea of this, but the writing style is not for me. It feels a tad too overwritten and ultimately is not keeping my interest.
Thank you to Astra House for the ARC.
Thank you to Astra House for the ARC.
March 23, 2026
In my top 3 “Biggest Book Letdowns”. This is the book equivalent to clickbait: striking title, curious premise, charming cover, that all fall for not into a spiral of overwritten “look how smart I am and how many words I know” tedium.
March 5, 2026
Wow. What a ride! I’m going to have trouble describing this book and what I loved about it - but those are the best kind of books for me.
We hear mostly from Gelsomina, a French Bull dog, who is nearing the end of her life and has ingested worms. We also hear from the worm(s) who now live inside Gelsomina. The point of views of Gelsomina and her worms are so clever and unlike anything I’ve read before.
I recommend this book to readers who enjoy philosophical reads and also those who enjoy the quirkiness that is obvious in a book like this. I was pleasantly surprised and would definitely read whatever Morgan Day puts out next!
Thank you to Astra House and NetGalley for the ARC
We hear mostly from Gelsomina, a French Bull dog, who is nearing the end of her life and has ingested worms. We also hear from the worm(s) who now live inside Gelsomina. The point of views of Gelsomina and her worms are so clever and unlike anything I’ve read before.
I recommend this book to readers who enjoy philosophical reads and also those who enjoy the quirkiness that is obvious in a book like this. I was pleasantly surprised and would definitely read whatever Morgan Day puts out next!
Thank you to Astra House and NetGalley for the ARC
Review of advance copy received from Publisher
ARC from Astra House. Gorgeous debut and truly would have given it 5 full stars for the phenomenal journey it takes you on except that the last 30 pages felt like reading some truly deranged hallucinated paper I would have written, stoned, in a philosophy class at 19 years old. I should have just bowed out before then because I was really so blown away by the book's success in making me genuinely care about the survival of the worms and the real tenderness that we feel for a fucking French Bulldog. Ending the book in this unbearable way actually feels like punishment for genuinely enjoying a book about worms. You got me!
I know this is certainly not a book for everyone, but with more thoughtful, character-driven ending that capitalizes on the incredible emotional velocity of Gelsomina and her owner's realizations that she is dying, I would have 100% stood solidly behind it. It's undefinable, all-consuming, and unbelievably sensitive to the interiorities of small things. Day is clearly a strong new voice, the way she writes the corporeal moments are wildly successful here, her editors needed to take a fine-toothed comb to the "philosophy."
Disregarding the last act, deserves to stand on the shelf next to PURE COLOUR by Sheila Heti or Ling Ma’s short stories
I know this is certainly not a book for everyone, but with more thoughtful, character-driven ending that capitalizes on the incredible emotional velocity of Gelsomina and her owner's realizations that she is dying, I would have 100% stood solidly behind it. It's undefinable, all-consuming, and unbelievably sensitive to the interiorities of small things. Day is clearly a strong new voice, the way she writes the corporeal moments are wildly successful here, her editors needed to take a fine-toothed comb to the "philosophy."
Disregarding the last act, deserves to stand on the shelf next to PURE COLOUR by Sheila Heti or Ling Ma’s short stories
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Review of advance copy received from NetGalley
Existential canine drama. Perfect.
3.5⭐
(Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for the e-ARC.)
3.5⭐
(Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for the e-ARC.)
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
What a bizarre world that Day crafts within this novel!
This book does not give you a moment to catch your breath; it is unabashedly weird and absurd from the very first pages. I found the narrative choices in the novel to be incredibly bold, and sometimes even off-putting, but overall well-chosen. Day's writing is enticingly strange, managing to feel both dreamy and uncanny at the same time.
The world is also beautifully fleshed out, with a full and atmospheric setting that switches between mirroring and executing the stifling limitedness of Gelsomina's life. I also found myself impressed by Day's ability to capture how lonely it is to simply exist sometimes. Although there is definitely a lot happening in this novel, how alone we are in this world was a sentiment that was showcased in a meaningful way throughout the story.
Obviously, with bold strokes, there are bound to be flaws. While the majority of this book surprised me or had me anxious to find out what was going to happen, I still had critiques. The first was that I spent a fair bit of time just confused about what perspective we were taking, where exactly we were in the timeline, or if what was happening was real or not. However, my main criticism of the novel lies in the ending, which I think had the potential to wrap the story up satisfyingly and interestingly, but did not manage to completely achieve it. Although I loved the very end of the novel, the lead-up was too muddled and disjointed for it to feel like it really stuck the landing for me.
However, I did find myself really enjoying this novel, and I was incredibly impressed to discover it was a debut. I look forward to seeing what else this author writes. For all the freaks (or philosophy majors) in your life, have them try this one out.
Thank you to NetGalley and Astra Publishing House for the arc.
This book does not give you a moment to catch your breath; it is unabashedly weird and absurd from the very first pages. I found the narrative choices in the novel to be incredibly bold, and sometimes even off-putting, but overall well-chosen. Day's writing is enticingly strange, managing to feel both dreamy and uncanny at the same time.
The world is also beautifully fleshed out, with a full and atmospheric setting that switches between mirroring and executing the stifling limitedness of Gelsomina's life. I also found myself impressed by Day's ability to capture how lonely it is to simply exist sometimes. Although there is definitely a lot happening in this novel, how alone we are in this world was a sentiment that was showcased in a meaningful way throughout the story.
Obviously, with bold strokes, there are bound to be flaws. While the majority of this book surprised me or had me anxious to find out what was going to happen, I still had critiques. The first was that I spent a fair bit of time just confused about what perspective we were taking, where exactly we were in the timeline, or if what was happening was real or not. However, my main criticism of the novel lies in the ending, which I think had the potential to wrap the story up satisfyingly and interestingly, but did not manage to completely achieve it. Although I loved the very end of the novel, the lead-up was too muddled and disjointed for it to feel like it really stuck the landing for me.
However, I did find myself really enjoying this novel, and I was incredibly impressed to discover it was a debut. I look forward to seeing what else this author writes. For all the freaks (or philosophy majors) in your life, have them try this one out.
Thank you to NetGalley and Astra Publishing House for the arc.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
in a bizarre turn of events i have now read two books from the perspective of worms. i really disliked both books. it is not because of the gross and slimy way the parasites describe themselves and their surroundings. it is just that this isn't very interesting to me. it is totally weird and should be thought provoking as there is plenty of existential thoughts flowing from both the worms and the dog- but i found this exploration unenjoyable and therefore ultimately pointless for me. the writing felt like it was excessive in trying to be profound, when things could have still gone into this territory without being as obnoxious sounding. if you like weird books, give it a go! it was worth a try for me though it ended up a disappointment.
*thank you to the publisher and netgalley for the arc*
*thank you to the publisher and netgalley for the arc*
March 25, 2026
Received through edelweiss+
A perfect blend of absurdity and philosophical musing, this novel takes on the perspectives of Gelsomina, an elderly French Bulldog, and the worms that are killing her. Controlled from the outside by the confines of her owners and now from the inside, Gelsomina provides us with beautiful meditations on autonomy, love, and the meaning of life. There is a stark contrast created by the pairing of heavy introspective text with base desire and the simple reality of existing that serves to better carry these complex themes, and it carries them well. The nauseating intimacy of parasitism is not to be forgotten and can even be found in the most surprising of places, like reflections on the glass house Gelsomina lives in. I find it almost hard to believe this is a debut novel and am ecstatic to see experimental works like these published.
A perfect blend of absurdity and philosophical musing, this novel takes on the perspectives of Gelsomina, an elderly French Bulldog, and the worms that are killing her. Controlled from the outside by the confines of her owners and now from the inside, Gelsomina provides us with beautiful meditations on autonomy, love, and the meaning of life. There is a stark contrast created by the pairing of heavy introspective text with base desire and the simple reality of existing that serves to better carry these complex themes, and it carries them well. The nauseating intimacy of parasitism is not to be forgotten and can even be found in the most surprising of places, like reflections on the glass house Gelsomina lives in. I find it almost hard to believe this is a debut novel and am ecstatic to see experimental works like these published.
November 27, 2025
A book told from the perspective of a dying dog and the parasitic worms that are killing her.
I’ve never read anything like this. I enjoyed it at parts when it was really about the dog or the worms. The author has an architectural background and that is reflected in what felt like tangents about the house and the owners. I was much more interested in the dog and worms. I found their perspective was portrayed with rich prose and I appreciated the humor in the book.
This is a book that is going to work for some people and possibly frustrate others. I would recommend giving it a try, if for no other reason than the unique premise.
I’ve never read anything like this. I enjoyed it at parts when it was really about the dog or the worms. The author has an architectural background and that is reflected in what felt like tangents about the house and the owners. I was much more interested in the dog and worms. I found their perspective was portrayed with rich prose and I appreciated the humor in the book.
This is a book that is going to work for some people and possibly frustrate others. I would recommend giving it a try, if for no other reason than the unique premise.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
Thank you to Astra House for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.
An elderly French bulldog named Gelsomina, who lives in a glass house with her owners and their other French bulldog, ingests an orb of worms and starts seeing the world in a philosophical way.
I fear I do not have the literary chops to properly appreciate this novel. It was incredibly out there, and genre-defying which I admired, and there was a rhythm to the prose that I liked. However I struggled with it as a reading experience as I didn't really get it.
A very baffling book that wasn't for me, but there was something about Gelsomina and her little world that intrigued me, so three stars it is.
An elderly French bulldog named Gelsomina, who lives in a glass house with her owners and their other French bulldog, ingests an orb of worms and starts seeing the world in a philosophical way.
I fear I do not have the literary chops to properly appreciate this novel. It was incredibly out there, and genre-defying which I admired, and there was a rhythm to the prose that I liked. However I struggled with it as a reading experience as I didn't really get it.
A very baffling book that wasn't for me, but there was something about Gelsomina and her little world that intrigued me, so three stars it is.
October 10, 2025
told from the perspective of a dog who’s ingested parasites - and the worms living inside her? i was hooked instantly. there’s heart, there’s science and history, and there are plenty of “what the hell am i reading” moments (in the best way).
this book is delightfully weird - sharp, funny, and surprisingly tender. the alternating perspectives between the dog and the parasites were done so well. as a dog owner, it definitely unlocked a new fear; as a reader, it unlocked an entirely new world. i loved every bit of it.
the fact that this is a debut? unreal.
this book is delightfully weird - sharp, funny, and surprisingly tender. the alternating perspectives between the dog and the parasites were done so well. as a dog owner, it definitely unlocked a new fear; as a reader, it unlocked an entirely new world. i loved every bit of it.
the fact that this is a debut? unreal.
December 1, 2025
Definitely one of the more unique books I've read.
You get perspective from both the dog and the parasites living inside the dog... Bizarre to say the least.
Love it or hate it, it's definitely bold and refreshing, but honestly, it didn't always click with me. If you're in the right headspace for it, it's pretty intriguing, but it's definitely not for everyone. Still, I was curious enough to keep reading and see where it'd go.
Thank you NetGalley & Astra Publishing House for the ARC!
You get perspective from both the dog and the parasites living inside the dog... Bizarre to say the least.
Love it or hate it, it's definitely bold and refreshing, but honestly, it didn't always click with me. If you're in the right headspace for it, it's pretty intriguing, but it's definitely not for everyone. Still, I was curious enough to keep reading and see where it'd go.
Thank you NetGalley & Astra Publishing House for the ARC!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
What a deeply bizarre and philosophical book.
When I heard this was a weird story about an old French bulldog with worms from Astra House, I was so excited! And while I deeply enjoyed parts, some of the tangents left me bored.
Admittedly, I was not ready for how philosophical this book would be. The explorations of self, the meaning of life and death, and reproduction are thorough. I wish this story leaned into the humour a bit further, because those are the parts that pulled me in to the message the most.
If reading, get ready to hear about:”({i})”
When I heard this was a weird story about an old French bulldog with worms from Astra House, I was so excited! And while I deeply enjoyed parts, some of the tangents left me bored.
Admittedly, I was not ready for how philosophical this book would be. The explorations of self, the meaning of life and death, and reproduction are thorough. I wish this story leaned into the humour a bit further, because those are the parts that pulled me in to the message the most.
If reading, get ready to hear about:”({i})”
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
A big thank you to NetGalley and Astra publishing house for the eARC in exchange for an honest review 💚
Interesting début, although it definitely felt quite a bit over written I do understand the intent and respect it.
I thought it would be a new fave, unfortunately it won't be for me, but I imagine fans of Han Kang's work will definitely have an affinity with this one 💚
Interesting début, although it definitely felt quite a bit over written I do understand the intent and respect it.
I thought it would be a new fave, unfortunately it won't be for me, but I imagine fans of Han Kang's work will definitely have an affinity with this one 💚
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
The Oldest Bitch Alive is told from the perspective of a dying dog (Gelsomina) and the parasitic worms that are killing her. This is an unique perspective to say the least.
It's hard to believe that this novel is Morgan Day's first. I like it and will keep my eyes open for anything new from this author.
Thank you NetGalley and Astra House for the e-ARC.
It's hard to believe that this novel is Morgan Day's first. I like it and will keep my eyes open for anything new from this author.
Thank you NetGalley and Astra House for the e-ARC.
December 5, 2025
i don't know what I was expecting from this book about an aging bulldog and the worms who live within her, but it turned out even weirder than I could have imagined, and I found it mesmerising. 5 stars. tysm for the arc.
Review of advance copy received from Publisher
haven’t been this awestruck by worms since first reading Dune as a teen. i’m crying, i’m confused, i’m at one with the universe. i am hugging my dog and reupping her simparica trio prescription 🪱
Review of advance copy received from Edelweiss+
Truly original and often pretty brilliant! Death, love, worms, dogs, architecture!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
This surprised me in the best way. It's a bold, strange, and deeply thoughtful debut about an aging French bulldog named Gelsomina and the tiny parasitic worms that change her inner and outer world. Through quirky, philosophical lenses on life, love, freedom, and consciousness, the story is funny, unsettling, and beautifully unusual. A true wild, meditative read, last chunk of this was a weird ride.
Thank you Astra Publishing House, the author and NetGallery for this ARC.
3.75
Thank you Astra Publishing House, the author and NetGallery for this ARC.
3.75
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