A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay

by Hunter Fox

The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!

This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel. It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!

Genres: Queer, Gay, M M Romance, Fantasy

15 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 1, 2014

About the author

Hunter Fox is a graduate student at UCLA School of Theater, Film, and Television, having a strong background in acting. Writing use to just be a hobby for the young student but he progressively became more serious about his novels once he became a published author. Balancing school during the day and writing erotic novels at night, Hunter is growing into an experienced novelist with a wicked sense of humor and dirty mind.

Reviews

[D. · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book was highly unrealistic. I mean come on. Dinosaurs can't hold glasses! I 100% believe that they could invest in the 80s (I am assuming Fox meant 80s as in 580,000,000 BCE), but I do not for one second believe that they could hold a champagne flute. Not to be speciesist but raptors couldn't even open doors in Jurassic Park (my favorite documentary on the uprising of the dinosaur race).

I also wish the book was longer. I really wanted to know more about the dating habits of speciesless dinosaurs who fly in helicopters. I mean when dinosaurs take over the earth I want to be prepared for when generic lady dinosaurs make me gay. Should I learn formal etiquette or are they ok with me putting my elbows on the table during lunch?

Also I'd be grateful if anyone can introduce me to any dinosaurs that could help me diversify my investment portfolio.

[Martin · Rating 2 out of 5]

This definitely made me laugh.

I don't even know what this type of literature is meant to be. CEO Dinosaurs in suits, drinking from champaign flutes and sexually abusing their human personal assistants...

But the best part is the last page with the author's other books' titles:

Mummy In My Butt
Cowboy Billionaire Beast
Spaghetti Monster Tossed My Salad
Etc.

Hilarious, but honestly? Better save your money for something else ;-)

[Tara · Rating 2 out of 5]

These are hysterical, even though I worry about the writer for his weird obsession with men getting raped/"turning gay" and me for actually reading these things.

[Mandapanda]

OMG! This looks like the book version of Sharknado. Read Elyse's review on Smart Bitches Trashy Books and the comments for hours of fun. Then go to the Amazon book site and read the reviews there. I have spent the whole evening laughing.

[Camilla Monk · Rating 5 out of 5]

I have no words ...

[Jamie Armstrong]

I was in full belief that this story could be real until they said that he was jacking off... How could a T-Rex with those tiny little arms reach his penis? Totally unbelievable!

On a serious note, have some friends over, have a drink and have a good laugh.

[Tess Wilderspin · Rating 2 out of 5]

Get some mates, have a read-along to these books. You will not stop laughing.

[Adam · Rating 3 out of 5]

Well, this is what happens when you link your Amazon and your Goodreads accounts, and now I feel like I have to write a review to explain myself... Someone tweeted about this and it sounded funny and I was curious so I read it. It's exactly what it sounds like. And it's pretty funny! And an entire weird genre! ...I suppose I have no real defense.

[Scott Simpson · Rating 1 out of 5]

Gay dino-porn written by what must be a 10th grader who hates words. So great.

[Jennifer · Rating 1 out of 5]

There is only one thing that I can say. W.T.F.

[Isa Centeno · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ok...

[Shane · Rating 1 out of 5]

What?...

[May Borati]

Another masterpiece by the literary genius Hunter Fox. Have you ever read anything about a dinosaur magnate who likes to shag his (male) assistants? No? You're missing out.

[Fifi Waffle · Rating 1 out of 5]

How I simply adore the darling dinos! Every last scaly cherub from the titchy compsognathus to the gloriously plodding diplodocus. I spend my tea-breaks scrolling for snaps of T. rex in fetching hats! Adorbs, innit? So imagine my pearl-clutching glee when I spied this quaint-looking tome: "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay."

"Ah," quoth I, "clearly a heart-warming tale of some affable toff who unearths a brontosaurus femur in his herbaceous border and is delighted! Absolutely fucking delighted! Hence the cheery word gay!!!!!"

Fuck me dead the plot proved rather more back-door than back-garden. Instead of fossilised femurs, we’re treated to, well, femurs of a fleshy, insertable variety...delivered via prehistoric posterior to a hapless New Yorker. Suffice to say, the only bones being excavated are strictly internal.

So here’s little ol’ me, having blown the last of me mum’s housekeeping on a book where the hero’s idea of "digging for treasure" involves a velociraptor’s velocious raw-dogging his arse. FUCK THAT!...not literally, that is.

[Lu · Rating 4 out of 5]

Es tan malo, que es bueno... a su manera 😂
Un T-rex, multimillonario.😂
A pesar de todo tiene un trasfondo serio, como el que abusaba de su poder y dinero para contratar asistentes, abusar de ellos y desecharlos con un pago y una amenaza en caso de divulgar algo. Profundo, no? La trilogía va de uno de esos asistentes, que decide tomar venganza y sus aventuras hasta lograrlo, mientras el dinosaurio, va al espacio y después se convierte en presidente.
Perdón, no puedo tomarlo en serio😂
Me lo imagino en su traje Armani, bebiendo café... Cómo le hace si sus manitas no alcanzan? 😂😂😂😂

[Alejandra González · Rating 1 out of 5]

No se porque este libro tiene 5 estrellas por la mayoría, como un dinosaurio, no entiendo, solo me lo imagino con sus manitas pequeñas tratando de agarrarlo y el chico pensando que se le hace misterioso, me da mucha risa, un dinosaurio con traje, lentes y un café, un dinosaurio en un helicóptero. 😂

[Tori · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very unique story

It is a wild story and I’ve for sure never read anything like it. As a lover of non-serious literature this story is a wild ride and definitely keeps you entertained.

[Yani · Rating 3 out of 5]

W.T.F

[David R. Pacheco · Rating 1 out of 5]

Tengo muchas preguntas de las cuales prefiero quedarme con la duda.

[Jisoo Jisoo · Rating 1 out of 5]

Kede

[liz ৎ୭]

un dinosaurio tomando champagne en una copa un pterodactilo pilotando un helicóptero y un velociraptor como recepcionista!!! COMO??? NECESITO RESPUESTAS

[Sam Hirst]

I ended up at the end of a very long rabbit hole. Read aloud at my book group. Certainly a unique experience.

[Mati · Rating 3 out of 5]

What is the perfect book for the Valentine day? The dinosaurs gay romance novella featuring young naive human PA and oversexed humanophile dinosaur boss, who fucked his tiny ping human ass with his massive dong while using spit as lube. My life is complete somehow.

[Ben · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is worth reading for the first few pages, which paint a vivid picture of a future (or parallel present?) in which dinosaurs have dominated high finance. The story becomes a little less credible as it goes on, with some of the plot points seeming less-than-believable for reasons of basic anatomy.

[kc · Rating 2 out of 5]

I'll be honest: I was prepared to give this novella a high rating for the novelty alone, but it...uh...left much to be desired.

[Sart · Rating 1 out of 5]

This 30 second read is just bad, but it was the most popular book the Seattle Erotic Book Club has ever read. It is fast to read and people really enjoyed tearing it apart.