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The Santas Who Stole Me: A Reverse Harem Christmas Romance
The only thing crazier than falling for your kidnapper is falling for all three.
Just when I think I’m safe from my psycho ex I find myself running again. I’ve never claimed to be the best at making decisions under pressure, so when I’m almost caught I jump right into the sights of another lunatic. Literally I jumped into his bag. He was dressed as Santa. It had a whole vibe and I went for it.
I quickly find myself going from one man trying to control me to three who want to own me. Men who have no right to look so handsome in red velvet. Did I mention the Santa suits? They have no right to steal me either, but these Santas take what they want, and for some reason they want me. I shouldn’t want them back, I should keep trying to run, but the longer I am with them the more I want to stop running.
Keeper, the boss of the group who would stop at nothing to keep his family safe, wants me to give him everything and then some.
Calum, his dangerous brother who is bad to everyone else except me.
Zeke, their beautiful best friend, is as cold as ice and just as deadly. A sociopath who has his eyes set on me.
The Santas Who Stole Me is a smutty 69,000-word reverse harem story with enough darkness to add some edge to your holiday spirit. It is the first book in an interconnected series, can be read as a standalone, and has a guaranteed HEA all wrapped up in a bow.
Just when I think I’m safe from my psycho ex I find myself running again. I’ve never claimed to be the best at making decisions under pressure, so when I’m almost caught I jump right into the sights of another lunatic. Literally I jumped into his bag. He was dressed as Santa. It had a whole vibe and I went for it.
I quickly find myself going from one man trying to control me to three who want to own me. Men who have no right to look so handsome in red velvet. Did I mention the Santa suits? They have no right to steal me either, but these Santas take what they want, and for some reason they want me. I shouldn’t want them back, I should keep trying to run, but the longer I am with them the more I want to stop running.
Keeper, the boss of the group who would stop at nothing to keep his family safe, wants me to give him everything and then some.
Calum, his dangerous brother who is bad to everyone else except me.
Zeke, their beautiful best friend, is as cold as ice and just as deadly. A sociopath who has his eyes set on me.
The Santas Who Stole Me is a smutty 69,000-word reverse harem story with enough darkness to add some edge to your holiday spirit. It is the first book in an interconnected series, can be read as a standalone, and has a guaranteed HEA all wrapped up in a bow.
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Published November 12, 2024
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November 30, 2024
I can't tell whether this was meant to be a rom-com, but assassins don't normally scream "rom-com" to me. The way they were written is juvenile. Calum, Keeper, and Zeke are supposed to be so professional and so good at their job that the local cartel hired them for a hit. Yet within the first three chapters, we see that both Keeper and Calum can't stay focused on the job. Calum had difficulty paying attention while having a conversation with a bystander to establish his alibi, and could have blown his cover. It's a marvel they managed to pull off the hit at all.
And Georgie! She's running for her life, then these guys kidnap her, throw her in the trunk of a car, and handcuff her in a basement which she can see is a room used to torture and kill captives -- she ought to be frightened out of her mind, but she's drooling over the men because they're so hot. And then she's like, "Oh, you're going to kill me anyway so I'll tell you why I'm running." Really??? They didn't even have to threaten her, she wasn't scared, she just gave up her biggest secret just like that...
And then when she asks whether she's going to be left cuffed to a chair in the basement, Zeke, who is supposed to be a cold-blooded sociopath, says, "I don't want to leave you here because you're too beautiful for this room." Come on. It's so cheesy and ridiculous. Another example:
Notice how extremely professional, badass, and tough they are behaving? Eh, not so much. Bickering! In front of a captive! A woman they all supposedly want and would like to impress!
So now we have three hard-nosed assassins who immediately all want Georgie and have a soft spot for her. They're talking to each other calling dibs on her and then they make rules for how this is going to work out... and spit shake on it. Sorry, what are they, six years old???
They leave her in the basement, in the dark and she has a panic attack, so they bring her up to a bedroom. Keeper stays with her throughout the night. When they wake up, regardless that she's a captive and has no reason to trust any of these men, her hormones sit up and take notice AND SHE HAS SEX WITH HIM. Extremely willingly. Yes, she has sex with him the day after he abducted her, tossed her into a car trunk, and handcuffed her to a chair in the basement, and left her in the dark so she had a panic attack. And then she waxes lyrical about how it was the best sex of her life.
I felt like my eyes might roll out of my head onto the floor.
I skipped to the end and it only gets more ridiculous and cheesy. But right next to the cheesiness is the dark theme of Georgie's ex continuing to stalk her and the equally dark theme of these three assassins cold-bloodedly killing people. The author doesn't seem to take it seriously, though, so you never really believe that they are cold-blooded contract killers, and you also don't get the tension of Georgie being in danger -- therefore you never worry that anything bad might happen to her.
This author was new to me but I wouldn't read anything by her again. There are just so many KU romance authors these days who don't write believable characters or dialogue. At least the book was well-edited (no spelling or grammar errors), which was something to be grateful for.
And Georgie! She's running for her life, then these guys kidnap her, throw her in the trunk of a car, and handcuff her in a basement which she can see is a room used to torture and kill captives -- she ought to be frightened out of her mind, but she's drooling over the men because they're so hot. And then she's like, "Oh, you're going to kill me anyway so I'll tell you why I'm running." Really??? They didn't even have to threaten her, she wasn't scared, she just gave up her biggest secret just like that...
And then when she asks whether she's going to be left cuffed to a chair in the basement, Zeke, who is supposed to be a cold-blooded sociopath, says, "I don't want to leave you here because you're too beautiful for this room." Come on. It's so cheesy and ridiculous. Another example:
Calum moves to my handcuffs, but Keeper puts out a hand to stop him.
“No, we have to discuss this. Don’t let her go.”
“She wants us to kill him, so she doesn’t have to stay locked up, Keeper.” They start bickering about what to do with me and I stare at my feet, finally finding a voice among their arguments.
Notice how extremely professional, badass, and tough they are behaving? Eh, not so much. Bickering! In front of a captive! A woman they all supposedly want and would like to impress!
So now we have three hard-nosed assassins who immediately all want Georgie and have a soft spot for her. They're talking to each other calling dibs on her and then they make rules for how this is going to work out... and spit shake on it. Sorry, what are they, six years old???
They leave her in the basement, in the dark and she has a panic attack, so they bring her up to a bedroom. Keeper stays with her throughout the night. When they wake up, regardless that she's a captive and has no reason to trust any of these men, her hormones sit up and take notice AND SHE HAS SEX WITH HIM. Extremely willingly. Yes, she has sex with him the day after he abducted her, tossed her into a car trunk, and handcuffed her to a chair in the basement, and left her in the dark so she had a panic attack. And then she waxes lyrical about how it was the best sex of her life.
I felt like my eyes might roll out of my head onto the floor.
I skipped to the end and it only gets more ridiculous and cheesy. But right next to the cheesiness is the dark theme of Georgie's ex continuing to stalk her and the equally dark theme of these three assassins cold-bloodedly killing people. The author doesn't seem to take it seriously, though, so you never really believe that they are cold-blooded contract killers, and you also don't get the tension of Georgie being in danger -- therefore you never worry that anything bad might happen to her.
This author was new to me but I wouldn't read anything by her again. There are just so many KU romance authors these days who don't write believable characters or dialogue. At least the book was well-edited (no spelling or grammar errors), which was something to be grateful for.
November 7, 2024
It's instalove in this quick read where Georgia finds not one, not two, but three hot Santa's under her tree this Christmas.🔥
Keeper, Zeke, and Calum are paid for hire assassins and Georgie happens to stumble upon them...at first you'd say, wrong place, wrong time, but it quickly morphs into right place, right time as these three guys find more than a sweetly wrapped gift tucked into their hung stockings.😉
Georgie is running away from her past, but never imagined getting caught by three hot guys wearing Santa suits. Her life has never been made of great choices, but finding Keeper, Zeke and Calum may be the best turn of circumstance she’s ever had.
This book is crazy hot 🔥 and the three guys are funny at times, sweet at others, and just down right fun to read. Their dynamic together, as a family is quite precious and I love how they each meet a need for Georgia, it's so important in a why choose, at least I feel. These three men have been watching each other’s backs for years and their relationships are great that they can basically read each other's minds, but bringing in Georgie is the spice that really made their family shine. She was the missing piece that they didn't know was missing and I love how they each fall for her individually and then come together as one big family.
The Santas Who Stole Me is a fun holiday read with extra spice and some darker elements to liven up the cold winter nights, but I really enjoyed curling up in my chair and diving in.
Keeper, Zeke, and Calum are paid for hire assassins and Georgie happens to stumble upon them...at first you'd say, wrong place, wrong time, but it quickly morphs into right place, right time as these three guys find more than a sweetly wrapped gift tucked into their hung stockings.😉
Georgie is running away from her past, but never imagined getting caught by three hot guys wearing Santa suits. Her life has never been made of great choices, but finding Keeper, Zeke and Calum may be the best turn of circumstance she’s ever had.
This book is crazy hot 🔥 and the three guys are funny at times, sweet at others, and just down right fun to read. Their dynamic together, as a family is quite precious and I love how they each meet a need for Georgia, it's so important in a why choose, at least I feel. These three men have been watching each other’s backs for years and their relationships are great that they can basically read each other's minds, but bringing in Georgie is the spice that really made their family shine. She was the missing piece that they didn't know was missing and I love how they each fall for her individually and then come together as one big family.
The Santas Who Stole Me is a fun holiday read with extra spice and some darker elements to liven up the cold winter nights, but I really enjoyed curling up in my chair and diving in.
November 12, 2024
🎄✨ Tinsel & Tales Wonderland: The Santas Who Stole Me ✨🎄
When Georgia escaped her ex, she never expected to end up with three Santa-suited, gun-for-hire hotties under her Christmas tree!
But Keeper, Calum, and Zeke? These guys are ready to turn her world upside down—protecting her, claiming her, and making sure she never wants to run again.
“You want a Christmas tree, done. Blood spilled, done. Share my brothers, done. Whatever it is, it’s yours, but you have to fucking name it.”
🔥 Keeper: The brooding leader who wants Georgia and maybe even the first baby. 🔥 Calum: The ruggedly intense brother who’s got “dibs” written all over her. 🔥 Zeke: The icy, intense best friend with his eyes set on Georgie—and he’s willing to go all in.
These Santas bring the heat with more than a few swoon-worthy “team meetings” as they debate how to share Georgia.
From possessive declarations to working out harem rules, Georgia is exactly what they needed but didn’t know they were missing.
Favorite Moments 💥 “Dibs.” “Mine.” – A little holiday possessiveness, anyone? 🎁 "Great, we’re all on the same page. Chad dies, Georgie stays." – Because if it’s love, you share… even the decisions on taking down bad guys. 💍 “I want her to take my last name.” – ‘Tis the season for forever! 🎄❤️
And that cliffhanger?! 🤯 “Hello, wife.” –Talk about keeping us hooked! I need Marge and Bash’s book next!!! No spoilers, but just know I need to know what happens next like yesterday!
When Georgia escaped her ex, she never expected to end up with three Santa-suited, gun-for-hire hotties under her Christmas tree!
But Keeper, Calum, and Zeke? These guys are ready to turn her world upside down—protecting her, claiming her, and making sure she never wants to run again.
“You want a Christmas tree, done. Blood spilled, done. Share my brothers, done. Whatever it is, it’s yours, but you have to fucking name it.”
🔥 Keeper: The brooding leader who wants Georgia and maybe even the first baby. 🔥 Calum: The ruggedly intense brother who’s got “dibs” written all over her. 🔥 Zeke: The icy, intense best friend with his eyes set on Georgie—and he’s willing to go all in.
These Santas bring the heat with more than a few swoon-worthy “team meetings” as they debate how to share Georgia.
From possessive declarations to working out harem rules, Georgia is exactly what they needed but didn’t know they were missing.
Favorite Moments 💥 “Dibs.” “Mine.” – A little holiday possessiveness, anyone? 🎁 "Great, we’re all on the same page. Chad dies, Georgie stays." – Because if it’s love, you share… even the decisions on taking down bad guys. 💍 “I want her to take my last name.” – ‘Tis the season for forever! 🎄❤️
And that cliffhanger?! 🤯 “Hello, wife.” –Talk about keeping us hooked! I need Marge and Bash’s book next!!! No spoilers, but just know I need to know what happens next like yesterday!
November 5, 2024
When Georgie’s latest escape from her psycho ex lands her in the unlikeliest of places—Santa’s sack 🎅! (LITERALLY) She just wanted to find a place to hide and now she's being taken by three deadly, devastatingly handsome men in red velvet. Keeper, the intense leader who would do anything for his family; Calum, his dangerously charming brother; and Zeke, their icy but irresistible friend. These Santas are killers, and they’re claiming her in ways she never expected. These bad Santas have plans of their own, and spoiler alert: letting Georgie go isn’t one of them!
5/5 ⭐ must-read for the season!
Tropes:
🎅 Santa kink
🎅 Touch her and die
🎅 Three killer MMCs
🎅 Breeding kink
🎅 HEA
🎅 Breath play
🎅 Banter overload
A little holiday heat, anyone? This story with three possessive Santas, a twisty plot, and a heroine on the run had me hooked right away. The chemistry is wild, and the spice? Absolutely five stars! Can’t wait for Marge’s story with her mafia man Christian.
5/5 ⭐ must-read for the season!
Tropes:
🎅 Santa kink
🎅 Touch her and die
🎅 Three killer MMCs
🎅 Breeding kink
🎅 HEA
🎅 Breath play
🎅 Banter overload
A little holiday heat, anyone? This story with three possessive Santas, a twisty plot, and a heroine on the run had me hooked right away. The chemistry is wild, and the spice? Absolutely five stars! Can’t wait for Marge’s story with her mafia man Christian.
December 15, 2025
So hot!
I love a good insta-love with psychos. Naive Georgie really has the most interesting luck. Running from a crazy ex, she hides herself among a bunch of marathon running Santas leading to Keeper, and assassin who along with his brother Callum and best friend Zeke are also using the Santa coverage for a “job”.
What ensues is nothing but hot spicy hit men falling for their good girl and trying to navigate the whole “who is she going to choose” question. Georgie herself, has no idea what she has run into in the best way.
I love the dynamic, this book gave me all the feels and made me laugh a lot. Great series start, get yourself a fan, you will need it for this spicy winter read.
I love a good insta-love with psychos. Naive Georgie really has the most interesting luck. Running from a crazy ex, she hides herself among a bunch of marathon running Santas leading to Keeper, and assassin who along with his brother Callum and best friend Zeke are also using the Santa coverage for a “job”.
What ensues is nothing but hot spicy hit men falling for their good girl and trying to navigate the whole “who is she going to choose” question. Georgie herself, has no idea what she has run into in the best way.
I love the dynamic, this book gave me all the feels and made me laugh a lot. Great series start, get yourself a fan, you will need it for this spicy winter read.
December 11, 2024
This was such a cute reverse harem! It’s a quick read with obsessive, fall-fast heroes who would do anything for her. The plot was engaging and packed with spice. I loved watching the characters grow together and build their own little family. It was the perfect Christmas read with hot Santas, leaving me smiling and swooning the whole way through!
November 18, 2024
Enjoyable
Ai really didn’t know what to expect when I started reading this but not only was i hopeful that Georgie would find happiness but I was also laughing and loving the banter between the men.
Ai really didn’t know what to expect when I started reading this but not only was i hopeful that Georgie would find happiness but I was also laughing and loving the banter between the men.
November 20, 2024
Enjoyable
Ai really didn’t know what to expect when I started reading this but not only was i hopeful that Georgie would find happiness but I was also laughing and loving the banter between the men.
Ai really didn’t know what to expect when I started reading this but not only was i hopeful that Georgie would find happiness but I was also laughing and loving the banter between the men.
November 25, 2024
AMAZING!!!
Thank you Heather for writing such an amazing story! I can recommend this enough. I loved all of the characters. The plot was wrapped up beautifully. I can’t wait to see what’s next with this series!
Thank you Heather for writing such an amazing story! I can recommend this enough. I loved all of the characters. The plot was wrapped up beautifully. I can’t wait to see what’s next with this series!
January 1, 2026
New author to follow
I love finding new authors to support and this one did not disappoint. I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Not sure why it doesn't have more reviews. It's a great book you should read it ;)
I love finding new authors to support and this one did not disappoint. I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Not sure why it doesn't have more reviews. It's a great book you should read it ;)
November 19, 2024
Wow!! This book was hot and sexy. I could not put this book down. Great, amazing chemistry and I loved their dynamic.
November 20, 2024
DNF at 39%
dnf
December 14, 2024dnf @ 16%
their personalities already seemed inconsistent that it had me putting it down and not wanting to pick back up.
maybe i’ll try again next year.
their personalities already seemed inconsistent that it had me putting it down and not wanting to pick back up.
maybe i’ll try again next year.
December 18, 2024
Story 3.75⭐️ Spice 3🌶️
December 24, 2024
What a cheery Santa story. The way that things work with the FBI and the Christmas present, things should be great with the new lives.
What a great first story.
What a great first story.
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