This review contains SPOILERS, and LOTS of them, so if you have a problem with that, bugger off and stop reading NOW!
This book didn’t really work for me. To me, this doesn’t read like a completed novel, more like a draft for a story that MIGHT one day become a compelling story when all the kinks have been ironed out. But it just isn’t there yet. There are just too many inconsistencies and contradictions for my liking.
First of all, the characters:
Frankly, the relationship between Ziya and Krivi and the progression of it makes zero sense to me, there’s just too much nonsensical back-and-forth.
For example, they keep denying that they’re a couple, in spite of the minor detail that they love each other (even if they ARE too stupid to admit it), and in spite of the fact that everyone else sees them as a couple, and even though they do many activities together throughout the story that most people would agree made them a couple. They live together, eat together, sleep together (both actual sleeping and bumping uglies), go running together and so on. But they’re definitely, definitely NOT a couple!
At one point their lovemaking is described as “there wasn’t much passion to it”, but only a few pages later, it’s “soul-searing”. So it’s soul-searing, but without passion. To me that doesn’t make sense, but maybe I’m just weird that way.
I also don’t understand what they see in each other. Krivi, Mr. Secret Agent Man, is in Ziya’s own words “brooding and surly, silent and uncommunicative and he gave every indication of not having any feelings for her anymore, but he was a hero and he was brave and conflicted and damaged and he had helped her when she thought she was beyond help...” and he gets turned on by “flame-tipped hair and silly footwear” (pink plush UGGS if you were wondering). But hey, it’s not my place to judge. There’s also the minor detail that he had an affair with his best friend’s wife for 5 years (which also included doing it in THEIR bed!) and doesn’t show much remorse for deceiving his best friend (who actually loved his wife dearly) in the worst possible way, for 5 (!) years. Apparently betraying your best friend’s trust, someone who’d trust you with their life, repeatedly for years is no biggie. How charming...
(Sidenote: why does Krivi climb the balcony 9 stories to Ziya’s room? What’s to stop him from climbing the stairs or taking the elevator like a normal person? It’s not like it’s a secret to anyone that they’re kind of an item. Is it solely to prove to the readers just how Mr. Macho he is?).
And Ziya? Well, she’s a bit of a volatile drama queen, in my opinion. One minute she’s quite happy with what she sees in the mirror: “the rest of her wasn’t that bad either, she conceded as she showered rapidly. Nice legs,... etc” and a few pages later her body is “decidedly unsexy”. So which is it? Make up your mind, woman!
In the beginning she’s pretty rude to Secret Agent Man, I assume partly in an attempt to assert herself and partly in response to perceived rudeness from him (of which there is none, except in her head) and it baffles me what he likes about her, but I guess some men just enjoy being treated like shit. Later, after Krivi told her of his true identity and reason for being there, she completely overreacts and to me, her anger at him seems utterly misplaced. All he said was that he was investigating whether or not she might in fact be the sister of a known terrorist, and that he’s reached the conclusion that she is not (it turns out later that she is, and it was never really clear to me why Krivi said she wasn’t, just yet another thing I didn’t really understand in this story). I really don’t see how that can in any way be perceived by her as if he is accusing her or condemning her. Yet that is how Ziya sees it. She reads all these motives into his actions that I simply don’t see and keeps claiming that he condemned her, which he never did.
Despite being able to get multiple scholarships (which we later learn were orchestrated by her father, which makes more sense) and multiple mentions of her intelligence, I’m not entirely convinced she’s very bright. She certainly hasn’t a clue how the world of spies work. After the big reveal of Secret Agent Man’s true identity and his mission she thinks: “He could have told her, straight out from the beginning about his secret activities and she could have saved him six months’ worth of covert investigation.”. That would pretty much make him the world’s most inept spy, if he had just flat out asked his target (a woman he does NOT know at this point and has no reason to trust yet, who as far as he knows might be deeply involved in terrorist activities) : “Sooo, hows about that terrorist brother of yours, seen any of him lately?”
At one point she also compares Krivi to The Woodpecker, and thinks to herself that he is as bad as the Woodpecker is, simply because she’s just seen him “torture” a guy he needed information from, by breaking his arm and making threats (which he didn’t follow through with). As anyone who’s ever seen “24” will tell you (and really anyone who hasn’t lived a completely sheltered life), a broken arm and idle threats is getting off REALLY easy, which only makes Ziya’s comparison all the more ridiculous.
More than once I found myself wondering why Ziya was even friends with Noor (who’s described as having “an IQ in the triple digits”, which is... normal. I get that this sentence is meant to depict that she’s highly intelligent but since it really only means ‘at least 100’ (which is within normal intelligence range) it just doesn’t work for me), and if she even liked her and considered her her equal. Sure, she exclaims often how much she loves Noor, (more so after her death) but her behaviour belies this.
To me, she comes across as condescending and eye rolling and like she thinks Noor is rather silly (which she is), and she never seems to confide in Noor about what’s going on with her and Secret Agent Man. Here’s an example: “Ziya put in a full hour with Noor, sympathizing, encouraging and alternating with sharp words that defended Sam’s actions before she escaped to the sanctuary of her own office”. It sounds like spending time with her best friend is a bit of a chore.
Another thing that puzzled me was Sam’s reaction to Noor saying yes to his proposal. She’s basically been begging him repeatedly to marry her. At first he was all ‘no baby, I can’t marry you, I’m a soldier, that’s my career, it wouldn’t be fair to you bla bla bla bullshit bullshit bullshit’, but when he proposes to her not long after (what brought about this sudden change of heart? Who knows.) he’s really surprised that she says yes. HELLO! She’s been literally (literal in its actual sense!) begging for it, so why the surprise? Honestly...
Secondly, some of the major plot points just didn’t add up for me.
It is repeated several times that there’s just no way the Woodpecker would NOT try and meet his sister. But why is that exactly? Why should this coldblooded serial killer/terrorist/psycho/who is perceived to be pretty devoid of normal human feelings be interested in meeting a sister he’s never met nor known the existence of? It is unclear to me why “the good guys” are convinced of this, and it is even more of a mystery to me why The Woodpecker actually DOES see Ziya as a threat. S/he is after all supposed to be pretty intelligent.
“And she could lead anyone to The Woodpecker, just because she possessed the same eye color and height and was a possible sibling. Ninety percent. Too huge a number. A threatening number, a threatening woman. Ziya Maarten.”. Let’s just for a moment ignore the ridiculousness of the villain referring to himself as The Woodpecker, capitalization and all, like he’s some obnoxious jock referring to himself in the third person, since he does after all have a bloated ego) and ask HOW? HOW could any of these things lead to the capture of The Woodpecker? Provided that The Woodpecker himself isn’t stupid enough to ever seek out Ziya, how could her mere existence and somewhat similar appearance (apparently there’s also a “face and features match”, which makes you wonder why Krivi didn’t put two and two together when she showed up at The Big Meet as a woman, seeing as Wood’s features must match Ziya’s to some extent) and their shared DNA ever lead anyone on to The Woodpecker’s identity and whereabouts? I simply don’t get that.
(Sidenote: Here The Woodpecker and Ziya are claimed to be of the same height (and we know that Ziya is 5’5, she mentions this earlier), yet later on The Woodpecker is described by Ziya as being of “towering height”. So which is it? Since The Woodpecker is thought to be a man for most of the story, I assume the latter makes more sense.)
As for their grand scheme of capturing The Woodpecker: wouldn’t it have made more sense that grabbing Wood at the meeting was the main plan, and putting Ziya, a civilian, in danger, was the back-up plan, the plan of last resort? I would think that was common practice for government agencies, to only put civilians at risk if there were no other viable options. And considering how intent Secret Agent Man is on keeping Ziya safe, I’d have thought he’d insist on it, yet it is never even suggested.
It is not exactly clear to me why The Woodpecker is after Secret Agent Man in the first place. Surely it can’t just be because Krivi was chasing The Woodpecker, since he at this point has no leads and is at a dead end (which Wood very well knows). Being a terrorist and all, Wood ought to be used to being chased by the authorities, it comes with the territory, and it was never clear to me why Krivi should get special attention. But perhaps that’s a failing on my side.
If Tom Jones thought that Wood was getting out of control and had to be taken out, then why didn’t he just take care of it himself, instead of this convoluted plan with a big meeting and a fake auction for a bomb that never existed? It just seemed really unnecessary setting all these things in motion when taking Wood out himself would’ve been the easiest thing in the world. He explains that it had to be done in that elaborate way because otherwise Wood would become a martyr and he’d have ten more Woodpeckers to deal with and dispose of. Where would these other Woodpeckers come from, how would they know anything of what happened to “The Woodpecker”, and even if they did, why would they care? Who the hell knows, it is never said. Maybe I’m just too dense to figure that one out.
I enjoy a little gender-bender twist as much as the next person, but in order for that to work, this kind of clumsy sentence need to not exist: “As Wood was speaking, Wood produced a small pocket knife, doused it with an airplane bottle of rum that Wood had forethought to pack along…..”. This sentence (and the others similar to it, which are of course oddly constructed in order to avoid giving away the true gender of The Woodpecker, I get that) just annoys me. A lot. I’d rather just not have that twist if it can’t be achieved without this kind of sentence.
One final thing: When I buy a book, I expect it to be completely free from typos, punctuation errors, spelling errors, missing words, etc. I really don’t think that I’m being too demanding here. If I’m going to spend money on a book, those details should be in order. It ruins my reading flow when I have to keep rereading sentences/paragraphs to make sure I understood what I just read correctly. And this book has quite a lot of these errors.
In short, this book just didn’t work for me.
On the plus side, I do like the cover. It represents the mixture of romance and thriller that this story aims for very well.