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Ed Noon #14

Lust Is No Lady

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ED NOON MYSTERY #14

Lust Is No Lady

Ed Noon’s car blows a tire on Highway 80 in Wyoming, and he is immediately the helpless target for a diving Piper Cub, which bombards him with bricks. He finds Brandy, a naked Indian girl, staked out in the sun, and she leads him to a cabin, where her Uncle Charlie Redwine has been tortured to death. Noon encounters the Riker Gang, which is determined to find a missing gold bullion shipment, dating back to the Civil War. But the main distraction is P.J., the murderous dwarf pilot of the Piper Cub, who has some very bad plans of his own.

The Adventures of Ed Noon, Private Eye, spanning over 30 novels written
between 1953 and 1990. Noon starts out dirt poor with a tiny office in Midtown Manhattan (his “Mouse Auditorium”) but success moves him to better digs, a lovely secretary (Melissa Mercer) and, eventually, the most important client of all: the President of the United States. The series concludes with a daring turn towards science fiction in the last two novels. Through it all, the wisecracking Noon is consistent: a movie and baseball-obsessed romantic who always fights the good fight. And, more often than not, wins.

88 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 1964

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Michael Avallone

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Also wrote Nick Carter: Killmaster series under Nick Carter alias with others

Michael Angelo Avallone was a prolific American author of mystery and secret agent fiction, and novelizations based on TV and films. He claimed a lifetime output over 1,000 works, including novels, short stories, articles, published under his own name or 17+ pseudonyms.
His first novel, The Tall Dolores 1953 introduced Ed Noon PI. After three dozen more, the most recent was 1989. The final volume, "Since Noon Yesterday" is, as of 2005, unpublished.
Tie-ins included Man from U.N.C.L.E., Hawaii Five-0, Mannix, Friday the 13th Part III, Beneath the Planet of the Apes and even The Partridge Family. In late 1960s novellas featured U.N.C.L.E.-like INTREX. He is sometimes cited incorrectly as the creator of Man from U.N.C.L.E. (as in the January 1967 issue of The Saint Magazine), or having died March 1.
As Troy Conway, Rod Damon: The Coxeman novel series 1967-73, parodied Man from UNCLE. An unusual entry was the novelization of the 1982 TV mini-series, A Woman Called Golda, the life of Golda Meir.
Among the many pseudonyms that Michael Avallone used (male and female) were: Mile Avalione, Mike Avalone, Nick Carter, Troy Conway, Priscilla Dalton, Mark Dane, Jeanne-Anne dePre, Dora Highland, Stuart Jason, Steve Michaels, Dorothea Nile, Edwina Noone, John Patrick, Vance Stanton, Sidney Stuart, Max Walker, and Lee Davis Willoughby.
From 1962-5, Avallone edited the Mystery Writers of America newsletter. Personal Life:
He married 1949 Lucille Asero (one son; marriage dissolved), 1960 Fran Weinstein (one son, one daughter); died Los Angeles.
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April 19, 2021
Prolific author Michael Avallone is probably best known for his 30 “Ed Noon” private detective novels.The fourteenth entry in the series tells the story of Noon finding himself dangerously out of his element and stranded when a low flying plane drops a load of bricks on his car while driving through Wyoming on his way to a vacation in California. Things only get more complicated when he rescues a naked woman who has been tied to the ground, gets dumped from a motorcycle, then gets involved with a man with smoking hot wife and daughter,and a psychotic son, who have partnered with some baddies to find a long lost cache of gold dust. The Noon books never take themselves too seriously with lots of sly humor and some wacky plotting which help to make the series, and this book, such delightful entertainment. The book is a total blast, funny and fast moving. I liked it a lot.
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3,682 reviews449 followers
June 10, 2017
this is not like any other Ed Noon book I ever read. This is an honest to -- Ed Noon Western with Cowboys and Indians.
Action is the name of the game here. Our story starts with Noon driving through the lonely Wyoming prairie. He stops to change a tire and a small plane drops a ton of bricks on him. When the car won't
start, a motorcycle pulls up, ridden by someone more Marilyn Monroe than Marlon Brando. She's "as blonde as a girl can possibly be without breaking the law." She was "bottled sunlight" and Noon liked her right away. He liked her at least until he gets thrown off the cycle. Noon then discovers a naked woman stretched out like a giant X and tied to pegs in the ground. Looks like a busy day. But it ain't over, not by a long shot. In the weirdest western ever to hit the newsstands in the
early sixties, Noon meets a deaf-mute Indian Princess, the Sheriff of Nowheresville, a skinny dipping temptress, and a bunch of cowpokes Not to mention buried treasure and utter craziness.
Although its not the classic hardboiled PI story I was expecting, it's one hell of a good yarn and I have no problem whatsoever giving it the ole thumbs up
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