I knew I was going to like this book when this was the very first line.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that men suck. Like really suck. But not in a good ‘suck my clit until I come’ way but the terrible ‘are completely useless for anything, way.
I couldn’t put this novella down, seriously. I was saving the first book in the series for next halloween but honestly I can’t wait that long.
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BELOW IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE RECAP ON UNFORTUNATE READS. SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
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Jasmin is a recently divorced single mom of two whose douche of an ex-husband decided he wanted to invoke his “rights” and take the kids to Florida for thanksgiving to meet his new girlfriend.
She also accidentally made a deal with the devil a few months back when doing a little true love spell with her friends. Now she is supposed to find her soulmate within a year or she goes to literal hell.
Long story short, her one friend crocheted her a 5ft stuffed bear, and this is the vessel in which her demon babysitter resides. His name is Phineax, and he’s there to help her apparently.
Phin is like, the perfect partner. Running her a bath, taking care of the cleaning, making sure she eats…oh and providing mind-blowing Os without even touching her.
Turns out our little Phin is a lust demon.
Anyway, Jasmine starts falling for Phin but tries to send him away abruptly when her girls call her crying and wanting to come home. The shithead ex has been neglecting and yelling at them this whole time.
Jasmine goes head to head with douche-magee and he starts to get violent, but a 6ft 5’ beast of a man comes out and halts that right in its tracks. The man is our pal Phin, who was able to take his human form after Jasmine subconsciously decided that he was perfect for her.
I would really like to be friends with Jasmine, she’s snarky and real and a fierce mom, and I related to her on a personal level. Not that I have a magical O-providing demon teddy bear but you know what I mean.
Read at your own risk!