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Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips: Cat Poetry: The Art of Being Feline
Purr-fectly hilarious cat poems that’ll have you rolling with laughter!If you loved Catnip, Toilet Paper, and Lasers, this new collection of cat poems will tickle your whiskers and your funny bone. Join Socks and Elsa on their ongoing saga, plus many other felines.You’ll laugh out loud as you read about their adventures with magnets, candles, strawberry milkshakes, and plush balls—but don’t let us ruin the surprise, you’ll have to read to find out!These poems are paw-some for anyone who loves cats, or just needs a good chuckle. They’re the purr-fect way to brighten your day and celebrate the furry friends in your life. So grab a copy today and get ready to laugh your tail off!
181 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 30, 2023
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November 17, 2023
WIT MIXED WITH CHARM, A HAIRBALL OR TWO, AND A LOT OF TRUTH
Okay, before we get into this book, we need a basic lesson in humanology. Now don’t go covering your ears and screaming you won’t understand, because it boils down to this: There are only two kinds of people in this world—those that are ‘cat people,’ and those that aren’t.
In a nutshell … or empty cardboard box that your cat will soon curl up in … which group you’re in pretty much determines how you’re going to react to this book. So if you’re in the latter group, you’re going to squint, scratch your head, and roll your eyes before blurting, “I don’t get it!” Did I mention the slight whine? But for those of us in the first group, the ones who joyously and proudly consider ourselves members of the Furball for President Society, we say to you: “You weren’t meant to understand!” … and it’s here our intrepid author comes in.
M.G. Rorai understood … got it the second she knew she was going to artfully craft CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS, a worthy sequel to CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS … that she would direct the fine art of cat poetry to us … the ones who THINK CAT 24/7. After all, we cat people are the ones who wonder if Tuffy and Muffy would be happier drinking water dispensed from a fountain than lapped up from a bowl. The ones who know when they hear their kitty chatter it means their tabby is eye stalking through a window at the birds landing in the backyard. The ones who understand the ritual of FSS, also known as Feline Schedule Setting, and how kitties can’t tolerate food containers being opened one second later than the appointed time. Yes, the ones that endure their cats performing zoomies at 3 o’clock in the morning because cats are nocturnal, and their health and happiness comes before our insignificant need for uninterrupted sleep. And if we venture into those random acts of surrender all to keep our kitty content, then surely reading a book of cat poetry would top our list of amewsments amusements!
And she was right. 120% correct. The book is charming, witty, covered in cat hair, and gives us another chance to engage in cat-thought which is basically a word for fantasizing about what our own cats might say about us if given the chance. And she did get the portions right. So it’s naughty mixed with entitlement mixed with a haughtiness of superiority that supersedes any of the umpteen neurotic bosses we’ve ever worked for including the one who made phone calls under the desk so that no one could read his lips.
But the very best part of the book for me is how it comforts the peaceful parts of us … the parts that relate to what some call a cat’s ‘independence.’ This independence is thought to trigger wanting to be alone and to rev up the desire to wantonly enjoy being all by our lonesome. And thanks to M. G. Rorai we can treat ourselves to engage in private time and be just like our cats for a few hours. To just curl up on a chair or bed and indulge in letting our minds wander or be playful or go where the poetry leads us. To phrase it another way, CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS becomes our red dot. The one we chase just because we can. And, if we desire, we can include our kitty in the process. Just put them in your lap, cuddle up, and begin reading in that soft whisper they adore. Of course, if you use both hands to hold your kindle, you might need a third arm because your descendent of Bastet will insist on being tucked under the chin/or scratched behind the ears so don’t overpromise.
In summary, the book is delightful and truly written from a cat’s perspective. I often get the feeling they never stop plotting to take over the world—one household at a time. So if you’re a true cat person, you need a respite since you’re most likely exhausted from tending to all your feline’s needs. Therefore it’s only fair you give yourself a treat … a giggle … and a breather … and all without the use of catnip! Five stars to CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS and to M.G. Rorai. I truly enjoyed. Meow!
Okay, before we get into this book, we need a basic lesson in humanology. Now don’t go covering your ears and screaming you won’t understand, because it boils down to this: There are only two kinds of people in this world—those that are ‘cat people,’ and those that aren’t.
In a nutshell … or empty cardboard box that your cat will soon curl up in … which group you’re in pretty much determines how you’re going to react to this book. So if you’re in the latter group, you’re going to squint, scratch your head, and roll your eyes before blurting, “I don’t get it!” Did I mention the slight whine? But for those of us in the first group, the ones who joyously and proudly consider ourselves members of the Furball for President Society, we say to you: “You weren’t meant to understand!” … and it’s here our intrepid author comes in.
M.G. Rorai understood … got it the second she knew she was going to artfully craft CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS, a worthy sequel to CATNIP, TOILET PAPER, AND LASERS … that she would direct the fine art of cat poetry to us … the ones who THINK CAT 24/7. After all, we cat people are the ones who wonder if Tuffy and Muffy would be happier drinking water dispensed from a fountain than lapped up from a bowl. The ones who know when they hear their kitty chatter it means their tabby is eye stalking through a window at the birds landing in the backyard. The ones who understand the ritual of FSS, also known as Feline Schedule Setting, and how kitties can’t tolerate food containers being opened one second later than the appointed time. Yes, the ones that endure their cats performing zoomies at 3 o’clock in the morning because cats are nocturnal, and their health and happiness comes before our insignificant need for uninterrupted sleep. And if we venture into those random acts of surrender all to keep our kitty content, then surely reading a book of cat poetry would top our list of amewsments amusements!
And she was right. 120% correct. The book is charming, witty, covered in cat hair, and gives us another chance to engage in cat-thought which is basically a word for fantasizing about what our own cats might say about us if given the chance. And she did get the portions right. So it’s naughty mixed with entitlement mixed with a haughtiness of superiority that supersedes any of the umpteen neurotic bosses we’ve ever worked for including the one who made phone calls under the desk so that no one could read his lips.
But the very best part of the book for me is how it comforts the peaceful parts of us … the parts that relate to what some call a cat’s ‘independence.’ This independence is thought to trigger wanting to be alone and to rev up the desire to wantonly enjoy being all by our lonesome. And thanks to M. G. Rorai we can treat ourselves to engage in private time and be just like our cats for a few hours. To just curl up on a chair or bed and indulge in letting our minds wander or be playful or go where the poetry leads us. To phrase it another way, CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS becomes our red dot. The one we chase just because we can. And, if we desire, we can include our kitty in the process. Just put them in your lap, cuddle up, and begin reading in that soft whisper they adore. Of course, if you use both hands to hold your kindle, you might need a third arm because your descendent of Bastet will insist on being tucked under the chin/or scratched behind the ears so don’t overpromise.
In summary, the book is delightful and truly written from a cat’s perspective. I often get the feeling they never stop plotting to take over the world—one household at a time. So if you’re a true cat person, you need a respite since you’re most likely exhausted from tending to all your feline’s needs. Therefore it’s only fair you give yourself a treat … a giggle … and a breather … and all without the use of catnip! Five stars to CATNIP, PLUSHIE BALLS, and Q-TIPS and to M.G. Rorai. I truly enjoyed. Meow!
November 2, 2023
Catnip, Plushie Balls, and Q-Tips is a must read by all cat owners and cat lovers. Each little tale is an exact representation of each and every cat I've ever owned or had the privilege to know and cuddle. Cats are the cutest little monsters.
Each poem is title by the cat currently being described and the number of the entry. Socks #3 is why I didn't burn candles often. When I did have one lit and had to leave the room where it was residing, I picked the candle up (I only burn jar candles) and carried the candle with me. I can't imagine the scent of burning whiskers or fur is pleasant. While we never had an accidents, there was a close call. From then on, candles and cats were watched like a hawk.
Every little poem in this collection bring back a memory of one of the many cats I've owned or known over the years. While my husband and I are currently cat free (our last one left us to join his sister and brother last December 2022) I enjoyed reading about Elsa, Socks and the anonymous cats.
Each poem is title by the cat currently being described and the number of the entry. Socks #3 is why I didn't burn candles often. When I did have one lit and had to leave the room where it was residing, I picked the candle up (I only burn jar candles) and carried the candle with me. I can't imagine the scent of burning whiskers or fur is pleasant. While we never had an accidents, there was a close call. From then on, candles and cats were watched like a hawk.
Every little poem in this collection bring back a memory of one of the many cats I've owned or known over the years. While my husband and I are currently cat free (our last one left us to join his sister and brother last December 2022) I enjoyed reading about Elsa, Socks and the anonymous cats.
January 1, 2024
A fun, light-hearted collection that will have you giggling. Each cat and story is unique, and the poems will have you smiling. If you've ever had cats in your life, you might even recognize some of their antics described. I love how many of the poems were from anonymous cats, with the rest being from Elsa and Socks. It was interesting to see when Elsa and Socks featured in each other’s poems, it gave them a little extra flair. Although I enjoyed all the poems, I think all readers and cat lovers can certainly appreciate Anonymous Cat #15, and it was my favorite poem out of the collection.
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