Ninja Farts: Silent But Deadly - A Hilarious Book for Kids Ages 7-9

by J.B. O'Neil

Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob Rodenparker His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just you average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja -- taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done! You and your kids will love this book...grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.

Genres: Childrens

70 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 13, 2013

Reviews

[Sonia Hernandez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastically funny

I'm a nine-year-old kid. My mom purchased the book for me and I thought it was pretty good I like the part where the ninja fart Dragon came out and defeated everyone of the gang. Nice thing if any other mothers are looking for a book for their child,I probably suggest this series it's a pretty good series.

[Ted123.ekgmail.com kennedy · Rating 5 out of 5]

That was funny lover it.

Love it is a must read for every one young and old you will love it to as much as I did lol lol!

[Zach K · Rating 4 out of 5]

I gave this book ai 4our star becuse i red dis book in da 4our grade tht why i r8 4our stars god like book 🥶🔥💯

[Zayn Khan · Rating 5 out of 5]

ninja farts super silent super deadly super god 💯💯

[Susan · Rating 4 out of 5]

I've read this multiple times to and with my 6 year old grandson. We've read it multiple times. What can I say....boys and darts go together like pb&j. Believe me I've come a long way baby..
..We never used that word when I was growing up...I'll return it but I guarantee you will have to retrieve it every now and then. The grand son should be able to read it to me before too long!

[Jonathan escobedo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Boooo

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[Nakesia · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ummm cool but a little weird

I have no idea what I just read....but it was funny though!😂😂 I would suggest this to 5th grade and under

[Vaeluaga Sagale · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great and reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyy funny

Great and funny
Should read
Kid friendly
Love it
Really funny great and very really absoultely and
Purely free
I love it

[Jeana Rock · Rating 2 out of 5]

Fartingly funny.

Too many farts and bad attitude for me. My grandson is not going to get this farty book. Good thing I got an advanced look on my Kindle before the book came.

[Stefanie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Boys and farts....

Read this to my 6 and 4 year old boys. They thought it was hilarious! Not a book I would pick but they really enjoyed it. Both gave it 5⭐.

[Keelan Vincent · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great Book

Took me about 5mins to read but still great


Also weird book but still great SERIOUSLY GET THIS BOOK PlS

[Amythist Clark · Rating 1 out of 5]

It was good,but not really good

It could have been funnier than it was.
Consider putting more jokes on this book.

I kinda liked it cuz my family darts all the time.

[Cyan Long · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good game

You may think oh the this is stupid,I did to, after I read it it was good. It was also funny and great book I rated it at a 10 or of 10 👍👍👍

[Juliani quetglez · Rating 4 out of 5]

Nnbhnnknknknkn

bye boi I had this book idc about you and life ok I will now wave it to you. IHATEU

[Malissa Duval · Rating 1 out of 5]

CFD

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[natausha · Rating 5 out of 5]

lol

👍My 6 and 12 year old boys laughed so much! This wont be our last book of farts lol
Stinky classic

[James]

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[Marie Caroline McCready · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny

Absolutely hilarious! A tremendous, marvelous book. Fart ninja is le best. Amazing for all ages. Great for young readers. Read it.

[Monika · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read it with my son, he said if he could he would give this book 10*. In his, and my, opinion this book is funny... Silly but really funny.

[Clarissa Green · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is fartastic!

I don't know who laughed harder. The kids, or myself! Will definitely keep a six and five year old's attention while still entertaining you. Definitely a fun read!

[jackie beiriger · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesome

But a little to short


Butt the first place on my phone is going to get a chance to win the lottery

[Wendy · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 stars from my 8 year old son. I myself provide no endorsement. Although, I did like the insight that 'a bully is often hurting in their own way.

[Netsanet Woldesenbet · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesome

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[Sharlin Fang · Rating 3 out of 5]

Silly

It is a silly humorous book. My brain can relax while reading the silly jokes.It is a good restroom book.

[deborah kim · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awsome

This book is so funny even if I hate felting this book is hilarious I think this book is good Form 2 and to 4th

[Sofia Ophelia 🍉]

LOL