1,001 Logical Laws, Accurate Axioms, Profound Principles, Trusty Truisms, Homey Homilies, Colorful Corollaries, Quotable Quotes, and Rambunctious Ruminations for All Walks of Life
For the first time in mass market comes 1,001 Logical Laws, an outrageous collection of laws, axioms and truisms illustrated with cartoons by George Booth.
I didn't count all 1001, and they're not numbered, but a few are repeated.
The most interesting aspect is that the "laws" in question are given names; this is often the best part of the law, and often the most irritating.
The good ones are like this: "Utz's Second Law of Computer Programming: Any given program costs more and takes longer."
The bad ones are like this: "Keegan's Corollary: Many Irishmen grow grapes, for raisins of their own."
The worst one, which appears near the end (p. 170), is objectively false, and retroactively ruins the experience of reading the book, is: "Simmon's Law: The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual effect."