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Let's Pave the Stupid Rainforests & Give School Teachers Stun Guns: And Other Ways to Save America

Ed Anger is mad--pig-biting mad!--and he's not gonna take it anymore.  As America's angriest--and funniest--columnist, Ed pushes the conservative
envelope.  In fact, he tears the envelope to shreds. His Contract with America promises the right to smoke anytime, anywhere; a fresh credit slate for every
American man, woman, and child; and a gun in every holster.  It's crazy, but it just might

Knock Down the Statue of Liberty and Put a Lock on Our Borders Now!
GI Joe Is a He-Man Toy, Not a Doll!
I'd Rather Live Next to a Prison than a Public School!
Let Doctors Wheel and Deal Like Used-Car Salesmen!
Let Our Kids Balance the Federal Budget!

Weekly World News , the black-and-white tabloid read by more than 2
million people a week, is world-renowned for breaking the story that Elvis is
alive and for its reports of UFO sightings. Ed Anger, the paper's star
columnist for over 13 years, generates hundreds of pieces of reader mail each
week with his sharp and painful opinions about...everything.

128 pages, Paperback

First published August 1, 1996

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492 reviews6 followers
October 6, 2013
America's most trusted newspaper, The Weekly World News has ceased to be.

Looking back, Anger was truly the precursor of Stephen Colbert. He is still worth checking out.

Of course, Anger was ahead of his time. With all the real right-wing crazies out there, maybe there isn't room for Anger anymore.

Between places like World Net Daily, the Freepers, and NewsMax; Ed Anger would be put out of business; or maybe he could probably find enough supporters to make a run for the Presidency.

Anyway, I'm madder than Mitt Romney when he runs out of hair gel, that Anger won't be on the shelves anymore; but it was a good run.
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44 reviews
December 13, 2014
I would give it 50 stars if I could. This is America.....Or some crazed warped demented beyond Fox News view of America; but it's funny as hell
288 reviews9 followers
May 5, 2015
William F Buckley learned everything he knew at the feet of the master Ed Anger.
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