According to anonymous newspaper writer Gossip Guru, vampires are crappy lovers and the legends of their sexual prowess are worthless hype. After publishing her opinions, GG doesn’t have many fans in the San Francisco vampire community. Vamps Jake Ardlow and Dean Morley uncover GG’s true identity and set out to correct her misconceptions.
Successful businesswoman Pam Holland writes the GG column for fun, never dreaming that anyone is taking her seriously. Then Jake and Dean, classmates she crushed on at the high school they all hated, convince her to be their date for the twentieth reunion. Pam, who doesn’t know how much the guys have changed since high school, feels like she’s died and gone to heaven.
At first, reunion night is even better than Pam’s fantasies. Then reality strikes, and she’s in for some surprises. So are Jake and Dean… According to anonymous newspaper writer Gossip Guru, vampires are crappy lovers and the legends of their sexual prowess are worthless hype. After publishing her opinions, GG doesn’t have many fans in the San Francisco vampire community. Vamps Jake Ardlow and Dean Morley uncover GG’s true identity and set out to correct her misconceptions.
Successful businesswoman Pam Holland writes the GG column for fun, never dreaming that anyone is taking her seriously. Then Jake and Dean, classmates she crushed on at the high school they all hated, convince her to be their date for the twentieth reunion. Pam, who doesn’t know how much the guys have changed since high school, feels like she’s died and gone to heaven.
At first, reunion night is even better than Pam’s fantasies. Then reality strikes, and she’s in for some surprises. So are Jake and Dean…
---------------------------------------- Reader’s Advisory: Réunions Dangereuses is a very hot, sexy story about one businesswoman and two very hot, sexy, often naked vampires.
By day she's a mild-mannered language teacher. But after hours, Mardi Ballou's wild writer persona erupts and entraps her in bondage...to her computer. Release comes only once she achieves her word count goal, at which point the maniacal chocolate monster will give her one sublime piece. And then she can spend time with her hero husband Lee, who gives great massages at strategic times.
So Mardi writes what she knows-- romances--hot and mainstream--for numerous houses and distributors. Also women's fiction. Her most recent releases e-book releases are Deja Brew for Ellora's Cave and Emergency Ex from various on-line distributors. In print from Ellora's Cave Perfect Pear in the Ripe and Ready anthology; the Fangly, My Dear series--Byte Marks, What's a Ghoul to Do?, and Playing with Matches from Samhain.
A quick review for a quick read. I liked the idea of a world where vampires were not a secret, but as real as goths and hippies. The protagonist, Pam, writes a column where she is the Gossip Guru. Well, Gossip Guru talks crap about how vampires aren't good lovers and this makes the vampire community very angry. Rather than kill her, as any good vampire whose pride is hurt would do, two hot vampires who happen to be high school alumni take it upon themselves to change her mind.
Even though this story was short, I would have given it four stars if the sex scenes were more detailed. While the story was great, and a threesome with two male vampires and one human chick makes for a great premise, the sex was more Cinemax than X-rated. I wanted more!! But, it's a good quick read. I recommend it.
wow...wow. this book was really funny but it wasn't ment to be so it was kindve sad. god this thing was so cheesy. for example "Her warmth enveloped him everywhere-especially his heart." who comes up with that kind of crap? and the sex scenes were awful I couldn't stop laughing long enough to actually get anything out of them. I'm not big on male on male scenes but they aren't always a total mood killer...in this story the two basically just played sword fight with their penises..I'm sorry but that's not sexy. I could go on and rate the characters and plot but why bother. this was a sex book that wasn't sexy. I give up on this author