Fifty Shades of Gray: Zombie Sex Dungeon

by William T. Finkelbean

Sickly erotic, dementedly amusing, and moving only to the dysfunctional. Fifty Shades of Gray: Zombie Sex Dudgeon brings the fantasy into print of a zombie wandering into the lair of Madam Donna's Dungeon of Dominatrix Delights. There is no limit to the pain the undead can endure. What a zombie has to offer in the joy of sex is explored in this trashy short story.

Genres: Sexuality, Fiction

10 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 2012

Reviews

[Robert Zimmermann · Rating 3 out of 5]

I bought this one as a freebie on Amazon a few days ago. The title was what grabbed me. What kind of parody of Fifty Shades could this be? Well I don't know if it's as much a parody as the title made me thing at first, but I wasn't disappointed.

I'll start by saying this was better than I expected. When the words "zombie" and "sex" are thrown together, gagging is pretty much the next thing that happens. I mean some people might be into that stuff for whatever reason, but I'm not. I think the overall idea of having a zombie "invade" a dominatrix dungeon is hilarious. The sexual aspects of this book are awkward but not as grotesque or absurd as they could have been.

I didn't hate the story. It didn't wow me as remarkable either. I could give the author another shot with another story.

[Suzanne the Bookaholic and Proud · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a little book I read between books and I know it's only 10 pages and it's really funny, lol funny, zombie sex and dungeon makes you think of all sorts of things but a zombie walking into a dominatrix boudoir and getting more than he can chew (literally).

[wenis · Rating 1 out of 5]

The zombie wasn’t hot and didn’t even want sex at all :(

[Benjerman Martinez · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think that fifty shades of gray was a very good book it was a thrill. The book was so cazy

[Bobby B · Rating 3 out of 5]

Reminds me of the sex novels I read as a teenager. Laughable modern porn.

[Sherri Ballew · Rating 5 out of 5]

April Fools!

[Marlon Ramsés Blackmont · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 STARS
This was a short funny parody of 50 Shades of Grey. It was good for being so short, but still didn't crack me up.
Some quotes that made me laugh a lot:

"She maneuvered her hips until she felt the head of it's dick find her honey hole."

"Lady Vixen shoved the fake cock in the zombie's ass, and pushed it in the full length. "Do you like that? Do you bitch?" The undead creature was confused by its compromised position. It rattled its decaying vocal chords only enough to make a moaning sound. "You cunt, you do like it."

[Mindy Prosperi · Rating 2 out of 5]

"Oh My" if I would have know that saying "Holy Cow" or "Holy F$%K" could have made millions of dollars I might have written this book too! Really ladies... I have read so many better books than this that were steamy to both body and brain. This one was a disapointment to me.. a true beach read!

[Pereza · Rating 2 out of 5]

This short was completely hilarious! I don't think my devious mind could have come up with anything better.

[Laura Hendricks]

Loved the book

[Kezia Gay]

exciting

[Daisyaday · Rating 1 out of 5]

The only book that I have ever thrown away after reading half of it. It's GARBAGE. I am ashamed I bought it without reading about it first! Sadistic, masochistic, sex and YUCK!

[Jessie Lalande · Rating 3 out of 5]

Average.

[Domaicabfit · Rating 5 out of 5]

well it's kinda exiting

[Karen Brown · Rating 1 out of 5]

I was #870 on the waiting list for this book, read 50 pages, and wondered why I had been interested in reading it!

[Pallavi · Rating 1 out of 5]

What a poorly written book! What was the brouhaha about?

[Emily · Rating 1 out of 5]

The one star was for the length alone This looked like a random parody which I thought would be a hoot..

No.

I’m at a loss for anything else to say.

[i dont even read ere for the lolz · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yeah alright bit weird though innit?