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The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book: Watch The Little Penis Grow! (Bridal Shower and Bachelorette Party Humor, Funny Adult Gifts, Books for Women, Hilarious Gifts)
Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults.
This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more―getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more―getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
12 pages, Hardcover
First published September 4, 2012
83 people want to read
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Craig Yoe
159 books34 followersCraig Yoe is an author, editor, art director, graphic designer, cartoonist and comics historian, best known for his Yoe! Studio creations and his line of Yoe! Books. Yoe is married to Clizia Gussoni, who is also his creative partner
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March 5, 2019
in case you were wondering what you missed if you weren't able to go to BEA this year...
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this. you missed this.
i somehow regret bringing this into my house...
come to my blog!
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March 10, 2022When I took Little Penis in my hands I was surprised at how hard it was. Sure it's little, but it's also thick. I'm talking about the pages, which were hard and thick like a children's book. As you might imagine, Little Penis is all about the penis and what it's up to. Very one-track minded, as is often the case with members of that kind. I won't divulge the book's scant details since they are so few, and in the end that's the problem with the Little Penis, it's a bit of a quickie that left me unsatisfied.
June 26, 2013
There was once a little penis. It was shrunken and flaccid and it was looking for a home.
Poor little penis.
Little penis gives you details about what makes him sad and makes him happy.
Little penis wants your sympathy.
Oh, and you can actually feel what it goes through! Behind this book, you can insert your finger inside it and move it around and around!
Now you are a dick.
This book is a parody of the typical, hardcover children's book with a dirty sense of humor. It's quick and to the point (Um, that doesn't right . . .).
Hey! It's just like your typical loser man!
Coming soon to a store near you. That's a promise.
Poor little penis.
Little penis gives you details about what makes him sad and makes him happy.
Little penis wants your sympathy.
Oh, and you can actually feel what it goes through! Behind this book, you can insert your finger inside it and move it around and around!
Now you are a dick.
This book is a parody of the typical, hardcover children's book with a dirty sense of humor. It's quick and to the point (Um, that doesn't right . . .).
Hey! It's just like your typical loser man!
Coming soon to a store near you. That's a promise.
December 22, 2024
logging this to help meet my reading goal this year ❤️
February 20, 2025
hope all of nitty gritty enjoyed the bday dinner reading from ts <3
September 6, 2025
it is fun for what it is hahahaha the stretch is real ... the makers of the genre sure are getting creative lolllllllll
April 14, 2022
would have liked to see more character development
March 31, 2025
Had potential. Did not understand the conflict. Resolution made no sense. Good concept, poorly executed.
November 17, 2015
It is exactly what you expect it to be. And it is hilarious.
A friend of mine wanted to celebrate a birthday. So we all packed up into two cars, drove three hours south to San Diego, rented a suite where we could pretend we were fancy (but really we didn't have enough bed space so two people slept in sleeping bags on the floor), then wandered downtown San Diego to watch all the drunken people and have our own adventures.
Part of that was wandering into a sex store called Hustler's, complete with giant billboard pictures of naked boobies on the wall and tatted-up employees with blue hair.
While we wandered aimlessly through the store, each person was distracted by different items. I, being the resident bookworm of the group, gravitated toward the book shelf. Fifty Shades of Grey was there and the kamasutra, to start with. But then, my eyes were drawn to a brightly colored little book with a prominent display-- Little Penis.
Ohhhhh how fun this was. I'm not prude, so I immediately stuck two fingers inside the little penis and regaled my now-gathered friends with story time, with sound effects and motions and everything. There was even audience participation as one of my friends gave the Little Penis a good hard tug, like the book said to do.
We have no shame. It was hilarious. I will buy this for every bridal shower ever from now on.
A friend of mine wanted to celebrate a birthday. So we all packed up into two cars, drove three hours south to San Diego, rented a suite where we could pretend we were fancy (but really we didn't have enough bed space so two people slept in sleeping bags on the floor), then wandered downtown San Diego to watch all the drunken people and have our own adventures.
Part of that was wandering into a sex store called Hustler's, complete with giant billboard pictures of naked boobies on the wall and tatted-up employees with blue hair.
While we wandered aimlessly through the store, each person was distracted by different items. I, being the resident bookworm of the group, gravitated toward the book shelf. Fifty Shades of Grey was there and the kamasutra, to start with. But then, my eyes were drawn to a brightly colored little book with a prominent display-- Little Penis.
Ohhhhh how fun this was. I'm not prude, so I immediately stuck two fingers inside the little penis and regaled my now-gathered friends with story time, with sound effects and motions and everything. There was even audience participation as one of my friends gave the Little Penis a good hard tug, like the book said to do.
We have no shame. It was hilarious. I will buy this for every bridal shower ever from now on.
June 7, 2013
Everyone needs a little penis.
May 14, 2014
So very informative. Shall keep it so someday when I have a child, I can teach him/her the birds and the bees!
February 20, 2021
This was just hilarious 🤣
September 17, 2022
Hilarious!
January 20, 2025
Adorably funny finger puppet book.
March 31, 2025
Poor character development
February 12, 2013
A short and silly book - how could anyone not laugh at this? Perfect for giving to friends as a joke.
August 6, 2014
This was cute and fun, and only the second book I've ever come across that my family found offensive! SCORE!
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June 27, 2013I have to read this. It looks hilarious.
Want to read
June 26, 2013LMAO! Where can I get this?
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